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Why’d the Russian dog cross the road? To get to the Faberge egg on the other side! Ok, I’ll let myself out. It was really snowy in the city of Chelyabinsk, Russia, the other day, but a local pup still had shit to do.
I’ve seen enough of The Americans to know Russia is a tough place where your ass best follow the rules. Therefore, even this pup waited patiently on the side of the road until a crossing guard could help him out.
Someone in uniform came and stopped traffic so Fido could hop across the street and get on with his own commute. The tweet translates to “Chelyabinsk is not so harsh.” I mean, it doesn’t exactly look like Dollywood in that dash cam, but thanks for the pro tip, Andrey! Now we know that if the U.S. ever wants to return the favor on election meddling, we just need to flood Russian internet with cute dog videos since y’all apparently drop the vodka and become a giant softy at first glance of a pup in need. Aw, fuck. We do, too. Carry on.
Челябинск не так уж и суров. pic.twitter.com/ftPfoVpe6y
— andrey (@andreybalam) February 19, 2019
I guess since the hype has died down after Kim Kardashian wore a dress from the Medieval Harlot Nuns collection this past weekend, her attention meter was almost at zero, so she needed something else to whine about. Kim took to Twitter to complain about THOT uniform emporium Fashion Nova and their incessant need to reproduce knockoffs of high end fashion houses. That’s ironic coming from Kim, who’s been the leading Paris Hilton knockoff since 2006.
Complex reports that Kim could no longer stay silent about her displeasure with sites like Fashion Nova, whom she never officially references but it’s clear she’s firing shots at them since they wasted no time posting their version of Kim’s elegant Thierry Mugler titty dress to their Instagram page.
Yeah, that wasn’t subtle at all. For her part, Kim’s main gripe is how these companies take fashion designers years of hard work and reproduce shoddy, quick grab-and-go prom dresses for the masses.
It’s devastating to see these fashion companies rip off designs that have taken the blood, sweat and tears of true designers who have put their all into their own original ideas.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 19, 2019
Kanye West must have been right by her side adding fuel to her words by saying “Yeah, they be ripping my shit off too babe!” because she threw a quick shout out to him in the following tweet.
I’ve watched these companies profit off my husband’s work for years and now that it’s also affecting designers who have been so generous to give me access to their beautiful works, I can no longer sit silent.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 19, 2019
Kim didn’t stop there with her Twitter thesis, which went on to include her referencing the vintage Mugler dress she wore at the Hollywood Beauty Awards this past weekend.
Only two days ago, I was privileged enough to wear a one-of-a-kind vintage Mugler dress and in less than 24 hours it was knocked off and thrown up on a site – but it's not for sale. You have to sign up for a waitlist because the dress hasn’t even been made to sell yet.
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) February 19, 2019
Kim concluded her lecture by informing everyone that the reason these companies do this is because, besides getting them to sign up for their mailing list, they want consumers to believe that there’s a working relationship between their site and her, which is one big old lie.
TMZ reports that Fashion Nova responded to Kim’s tweets with an official statement of “Whatever bitch”
“Fashion Nova is an ultra-fast fashion brand that is capable of executing design within hours and believes in fairness in pricing. We strive to offer our customers affordable leading trends. We respect the fashion community and work with a variety of vendors, designers, influencers and celebrities to keep our style offering fresh and relevant.”
The statement continues, “Kim Kardashian-West is one of the top fashion icons in the world that our customers draw inspiration from. However, we have not worked with Kim Kardashian-West directly on any of her projects but have been driven by her influential style.”
BUT, in a surprising plot twist, new information suggests that Kim may be trolling everyone with these tweets because the inspiration for this dress somehow made its way to Fashion Nova before Kim even wore it on Sunday.
Hours before Fashion Nova shared the Mugler replica on its webiste (sic), house model Yodit Yemane posted the photo options from the shoot on her Instagram story. The IG account Diet Prada points out the Fashion Nova image files were labeled “Kim Dress” and were dated Feb. 14, 2019, four days before Kardashian wore the dress in public.
“Did Fashion Nova whip up the dress overnight in their Los Angeles atelier after seeing Kim in it,” Diet Prada wrote on Instagram, “or is she peddling her vintage finds to mass retailers ahead of debuting them for a calculated, timely release??”
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UPDATE: See “MUGLER” story highlight for a screenshot of the date of the Capture One session (it’s labeled 02-14-19). Fashion Nova Mugler knockoff shot 4 days before Kim wore it on 02/18/19. Kim, you’ll never fess up to your sneaky lil collaborations, but we got all the receipts . • ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ At some point recently, a fast fashion photo shoot happened featuring a vintage Mugler dress that @kimkardashian just happened to wear on Sunday night to the Hollywood Beauty Awards…and yes, it appears to be a real dress, not photoshop. Ahead of Fashion Nova releasing the dress at 9pm EST tonight, house model Yodit Yemane may or may not have accidentally leaked a story 2.5 hours earlier of photo options from her shoot featuring the Mugler replica. The file names were even labeled “Kim dress” while it’s now being called “Winning Beauty Cut Out Gown” lol. This begs the question: Did Fashion Nova whip up the dress overnight in their Los Angeles atelier after seeing Kim in it or is she peddling her vintage finds to mass retailers ahead of debuting them for a calculated, timely release? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ • : Getty • #kimkardashian #mugler #thierrymugler #manfredthierrymugler #bodycon #cutout #barelythere #strappy #straps #black #vintage #dress #velvet #fashionnova #wiwt #ootd #kuwtk #hollywood #beauty #kkwbeauty #kardashian #ecommerce #shady #smh #photoshoot #model #fashionmodel #dietprada
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Oh, Kim. Wouldn’t it have been better to just admit you leaked this shit for a check rather than try to play the innocent “I can’t believe they did this to me!” game of victim blaming? This is the same kind of immaturity you’ve been hitting us with for over ten years and I’m sure when she’s at home throwing temper tantrums or pulling stunts like this her daughter North probably looks at her, sighs and says “Grow up Mommy.”
People Magazine’s least sexy Sexist Man Alive, Blake Shelton, offered his ex-wife Miranda Lambert some subtle front porch country shade (with a side of extra tart lemonade) when asked about her recent marriage to the “love of her life”, 28-year old NYPD cop Brendan McLoughlin. Brendan and Miranda have only been married for less than a month which, frankly, is longer than a lot of people probably expected. They’ve only known each other 3 months and he has an infant child with a woman his ex-fiance’s mom claims he cheated with. According to People, Blake’s been reduced to speaking only in country music cliches, a source claims “he put Miranda in his rear view mirror long ago”, presumably followed by something about dirt roads, Chevy trucks, and his dog riding shotgun (Gwen has to ride in the back).
People Magazine reports:
According to a source close to the country star, the singer has fully moved on with his life after the couple filed for divorce more than three years ago.
“He put Miranda in his rear view mirror long ago. Miranda brings nothing positive to his life,” says the source. “Their marriage ended and he moved on. Ever since, he is grateful every day.”
I guess Blake’s sticking to his story that Miranda’s starring role in The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Poon was the only reason their marriage ended, and that he never even auditioned for Eat Pray Love A Groupie With Your Penis. People says Blake is “focusing on his own happiness” and their source sharted out some wet butterfly excrement by adding, “Blake is crazy about Gwen, and all he sees are hearts in his eyes every day.” Gwen must also be seeing some shit when she looks at Blake because she posted this nightmare on Instagram for V-Day (scroll through for “the prettiest, most happiest, prettiest flowers” that Blake gave her. This woman writes lyrics for a living?).
And here I thought he couldn’t get any less sexy.
Duchess Meghan enjoyed a dinner at Ralph Lauren’s Polo Bar restaurant last night following day one of her tacky two-day American baby shower hosted by her tacky American friends. I’m surprised they still had an appetite after a playing the “Name That Poop” melted candy bar in a diaper game but they somehow still managed to dine. Joining Meghan at dinner was good friend Serena Williams who also attended the first shower. According to The Cut, Meghan’s surprise trip to New York City is winding down and she’s expected to leave the city today after her second show and probably after making a pit stop at a bodega for a sack full of bacon egg and cheese sammies for the plane.
Here’s Meghan and crew rolling up to the restaurant, probably with no reservation, and making a big scene by talking too loudly and using their selfie sticks to take pictures in the lounge.
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Another sighting of the Duchess of Sussex this evening arriving at dinner, accompanied by Serena Williams, Jessica Mulroney, and Markus Anderson. She is wearing the same @victoriabeckham coat she wore to at the Christmas service in Sandringham, Tamara Mellon boots, and carrying a new Stella McCartney bag.
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Serena Williams joins Meghan and others at Polo Bar. pic.twitter.com/qyw6Jymijl
— Magali D.M. (@Paris_London190) February 20, 2019
Meghan and probably Serena haven’t spent as much time together as they used to, but they’ve been friends since 2010. According to Serena, the two “have only grown closer since they’ve both experienced ‘media scrutiny’, which is putting it mildly.
alert alert alert Meghan Markle is walking around New York City wearing a hat AND carrying a hat pic.twitter.com/PLlkqDaXwn
— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) February 19, 2019
I don’t know, I think Serena’s derpy faux nerd glasses are a far greater crime. But then again, she’s not a Duchess. All the same, they both have to put up with shit like this.
— Ola A (@Curvycreativeuk) February 19, 2019
Apparently Lorraine is an ITV morning show hosted by some woman named Lorraine Kelly who’s photo intern must be Piers Morgan. At this point it’s just a typical day in the life of The Duchess and The Goat which I’m about to go write up as a children’s book because what a great title!
The Daily Mail reports that Meghan won’t have much a break before heading out on another adventure. She and Prince Harry are scheduled for a 3-day official tour of Morocco starting Saturday. On the roaster are a State Dinner, meeting with children with special needs, visiting a number of schools, watching a cooking demonstration, and “attending a horse grooming session at an equestrian facility“. Shit, I hope her short visit with her friends helped charge her batteries. She’s going to need all the energy she can get.
Oh I’m sure Kris Jenner is loving every messy moment of this story. She probably got a lady boner and heard the coins piling up in her bank account after discovering her daughter Khloe Kardashian is now filled with pain and sadness. The bad news is that the man Khloe chose to make a baby with, NBA player Tristan Thompson, has allegedly dribbled his balls into a different court belonging to Jordyn Woods, who is not only a former model for Khloe’s clothing line Good American but is also the best friend of her youngest sister Kylie Jenner. This totally real love triangle arrives just in time for the new season of Krapping Up The Kartrashians.
Tristan and Khloe have had a rocky relationship for quite some time, stemming back to right before Khloe gave birth to their daughter True in April 2018. Apparently while Khloe was laid up in a Cleveland hospital about to deliver a baby, Tristan was allegedly delivering dick to some store brand trick at a hotel in NYC. The two of them have been on shaky ground since then, with Khloe primarily focusing on taking care of True because she hasn’t been able to trust that Tristan could be faithful. Well now, according to TMZ, Tristan and Khloe are 100% over after she discovered his potential involvement with Jordyn.
We’re told Tristan flew into Los Angeles to spend Valentine’s Day Thursday with Khloe and their daughter, True. On Sunday night he was at a house party, where we’re told he snuggled up with Kylie’s BFF, Jordyn Woods.
Witnesses tell us Tristan and Jordyn were all over each other … making out. We’re told Khloe found out and immediately broke things off with the NBA player … a source tells us “she has had enough.”
We’re told there’s little chance for reconciliation … Khloe and Tristan are done.
So far Kylie hasn’t spoken out about this situation yet, probably because she’s still coming down off of whatever she was on during her recent interview with Paper Magazine. I’m sure once she comes out of the haze she’ll pucker her lips to form a surprised “Oh No” face but while the world waits for that to happen. But TMZ says that Kylie didn’t believe the rumor at first, but after doing some research of her own, does now, and isn’t sure how to process it and my guess is because on her script it says: “say you’re unsure how to feel about Jordyn fucking your sister’s man.”
Us Weekly reports that once Khloe caught wind of the infidelity rumors she confronted Tristan to find out what was really going on.
“Khloé was told by people who saw Tristan and Jordan (sic) making out and told Khloé, and Khloé confronted Tristan and he admitted it was true,” a second source added.
The first one said that the Good American founder “loved” Woods before she found out the news and this is “completely shocking” to the Kardashian clan.
Twitter is already slicing Jordyn up like a Christmas ham with a barrage of tweets that range from BWAHAHAHA to Bitch, you in danger. But what does Jordyn herself have to say about this? As of now she’s yet to release a statement about the allegations probably because she’s too busy packing up her shit to get out of Kylie’s house before Khloe shows up with a baseball bat. Out of all the Kardashian witches Khloe has always struck me as the only one powerful enough to cast a spell called Beat-A-Hoe-Down. Jordyn, you better make sure to put a stunt double clause in your contract for when Kris gets the writers to whip up a “Khloe beats down Jordyn” scene.
Us Weekly and Radar both posted pictures of bodybuilding Housewife of New Jersey, Teresa Giudice, –gasp–holding hands with a boy at a party with her husband Juicy Joe sits in a prison cell! All that glamour just cannot be contained by one man! Someone get the brand! We need to put a scarlet A on this trick ASAP!
After getting out of prison for some tax fraud situations, Teresa’s husband Joe Giudice went in for the same reasons. Things went from bad to worse when it was revealed that the American government decided they didn’t need a tax-evading non-citizen chilling within their borders so they let him know he would be deported after serving his sentence. He’s appealing that decision but Teresa has kind of given the impression that she won’t be waiting around for her juicy gorilla to swing on over to Italy, and will tell him “Arrivederci!” but she won’t.
Welp, now she really seems to be telling us she’s over it as she has been spotted with a younger man. Teresa should break the news to Joe while he’s still in the slammer, in case things get heated; prison tables are all nailed down so it’s hard to flip them.
During a “weekend getaway in Miami” 46-year-old Teresa was seen canoodling with Blake Schreck a 26-year-old New Jersey realtor. Joe has one more month to serve of his sentence, so Teresa must be planning ahead for his release and deportation. She’s been taking dating tips from her pal the eternally-divorcing Danielle Staub. And Danielle says have a back-up to the back-up! Gotta start dating pronto!
Busted! #RHONJ's Teresa Giudice was caught holding hands with a younger man on a secret getaway while husband Joe sits in prison awaiting deportation – see the exclusive photos! https://t.co/VnHmXFFz5T
— Radar Online (@radar_online) February 20, 2019
A source had previously told Us that Teresa has been trying to get on a younger man for a while now telling them that while she was at a New Year’s Eve party she was:
“aggressively flirting with and perusing a man in his early 20s… At points, the two had their hands intertwined, and then the man was rubbing her leg in a romantic way.”
So maybe that was Blake? At the time Teresa’s lawyer (who I guess doubles as her publicist? Those back taxes must’ve hit you hard, sis. Hopefully you can still afford your high class beauty regimen) said that New Year’s was “nothing more than” a “night out with friends.” Teresa’s lawyer is at it again saying that the dude in the hand-holding pictures is just a friend and was helping her drunk ass walk.
“Teresa was in Miami for a charity event with a large group of friends, both men and women. The photos show one of those friends helping Teresa out of the venue and to her car. She had some wine and she was wearing heels.”
I think her lawyer forgot to add, “She had some wine and she was wearing heels and she’s also really desperate and thirsty for any kind of attention and knew the stupid blogs would eat this up.” GUILTY.
That was fast. It was only a week ago that we posted about how Blac Chyna was humping on a new boy, Soulja Boy, specifically. And now they’re most likely done. They must’ve had one of those extra short contracts.
HotNewHipHop is reporting that the relationship no one cared about or thought was romantic has ended. Now we will never have a reason to call this couple Blac Boy or Soulja Chyna. HotNewHipHop is saying that the whole Chyna/Soulja thing was a huge stunt, but not even a publicity stunt, it was a trolling stunt. Their target: Chyna’s ex and baby daddy number 1: Tyga. So despite last week’s reports that the two “have been inseparable” looks like their clock has run out and their “trolling” was successful? I guess two people dating who you don’t like is hurtful? Not sure what the endgame was there, Chyna.
Luckily for Soulja, it’s no big deal dating a girl for a week to generate some publicity for the purpose of making her ex feel bad in Hollywood; as he already has a new piece which may or may not be for publicity.
Apparently, Soulja is now getting all up on Instagram “model,” Tiona Fernan. Both Soulja and Tiona have claimed each other by posting pictures of the other to their Instagram and also displaying their love in their account descriptions:
And he’s posted about Tiona before:
So that’s cute, right? Wonder if they’ll last of if this is just for publicity (when isn’t it)?
Hopefully Blac Chyna will be able to bounce back from this. I’d hate to see her out here trying to get publicity on her own. It’s tough out there, better to have a mildly relevant rapper/entertainer/rich dude on your arm so you can fight off the paparazzi together. I think Ja Rule is single? And he’s got some great things on the horizon! Get with that, Chyna!