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American Dad is back with another dose of comedic medicine. In this episode, Roger the Alien links up with Klaus the Fish. Sound ridiculous and awesome. The lead picture has these two playing splish splash with one another in the tub. They’re having a secret alien-fish affair triggered by an accidental online date.
Meanwhile, Steve Smith is seeking the pink eye. Yup, Golden Lungs McGee wants to get some of his sister’s sickness. Hayley “Dreamcrusher” Smith has a bad case of the pink eye. And Steve wants her illness, so that he can get out of doing a fitness test at school. Typical, Steve. Never was the type to hit the gym. No wait, I take that back…
Excited about tonight’s new as f*ck episode of American Dad? Look below and find out what you need to know, so you can live stream the show on your TV, computer, tablet or mobile device.
American Dad “Kloger” Viewing Details
Date: Monday, August 20, 2017
Time: 10:00 P.M. EST
TV Channel: TBS
How To Live Stream American Dad Online
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You can also watch tonight’s episode on the TBS website. But you’ll need to log-in with your cable or satellite info to access this content.
How to Watch “Kloger” On Your Tablet Or Mobile Device
Prefer using your mobile or tablet device to see American Dad? Well, I’ve got the hook-up you need. You can watch the entire episode on the TBS app.
How To Live Stream American Dad Online Without Cable Subscription
You can watch this exciting episode online and I’ll tell you how and where. Just click on Sling TV, choose the Sling Orange package (which costs $20 per month), but if you pay attention to me, you can see this show completely free (along with a full week of streaming sports and shows from your favorite television networks).
Just click on the Sling website; you’ll see a light blue bar with those lovely words (and that very lucky number) “Watch Now 7 Days Free” – you’ll probably want to grab hold of this amazing offer and watch the game absolutely for free (that is, if you decide to cancel within seven days).
Oh, here’s the picture of Klaus and Roger gettin’ wet in the tub…
Channing Tatum is currently in Europe for the European premieres of Logan Lucky. I wonder if any of his fancy menswear ensembles are sewn with quick-release tear-away velcro? You just never know when Channing might want to tear off that suit and treat everyone to a show – Lainey Gossip
The Shahs of Sunset hit up the Western Wall during their trip to Israel. I bet one of their prayers was that Bravo never, ever cancels their show – Reality Tea
Joshua Jackson was seen strolling around a farmers market with a “mystery brunette” – Celebitchy
Someone from Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. might have flashed a nipple, and I’m sorry to tell you it’s not that hot nerd daddy Clark Gregg – Drunken Stepfather
But someone who definitely flashed a nipple was Christina Milian – (NSFW) The Nip Slip
Bonnie Tyler’s smoky voice of perfection set ears on fire by belting out Total Eclipse of the Heart before the solar eclipse – Towleroad
For those of you with no interest in the solar eclipse, here’s a full moon courtesy of John Stamos – OMG Blog
I hope the designers of this Twilight theme park include a place called Timberland. You know, as a tribute to Kristen Stewart’s wooden acting – Pajiba
Those fishnet pants make Bella Thorne look like something that was caught off the coast of Grimy Mess Island – Popoholic
Emily Ratajkowski gave her bikini a much-needed break and posed in her underwear – Hollywood Tuna
Comedian and civil rights activist Dick Gregory has died – Jezebel
Chrissy Teigen says she’s cooled it with the boozing because she was doing it too much. Actually, that might explain half of her Twitter fights – Just Jared
Bless Katy Perry’s heart for attempting to tease the release of anything during the week Taylor Swift is rumored to be dropping new music – Popsugar
People can’t quite seem to get enough of the British monarchy on TV and in the movies as evidenced by the staggering number of Queens Elizabeth we’ve seen in recent years. Playing The Queen must be catnip to an actress what with the gowns, the Oscar/Emmy bait and the bottomless cups of Twinings on set.
Margot Robbie is the latest actress to make her royal dreams come true and don the crown on the silver screen as The Virgin Queen, Elizabeth I in the upcoming movie Mary Queen of Scots. Starring alongside (or more likely, in the vicinity of) Taylor Swift’s trick of the month Joe Alwyn, Margot gets all dolled up for the role of a lifetime. Only when I say dolled up I really mean dolled up.
Daily Mail has pictures from the set:
— Daily Mail Celebrity (@DailyMailCeleb) August 20, 2017
Damn! Who been playing rough with Barbie? I used to beat the shit out of my Barbie dolls, but somebody really pulled a number on Margot Barbie! They cut her hair with safety scissors and then dipped her head in their Kool-Aid at snack time, put her through the wash several times times and then left her out in the sun all summer, letting her get all faded and crusty. Daily Mail reports:
Gone were the bombshell’s trademark platinum locks and polished make-up and in their place were a balding head dotted with fiery tresses and a pockmarked blotchy complexion as she took on the role of Elizabeth I.
The former Neighbours star even appeared to have had a severe, prosthetic nose applied.
I love it! Against popular advice, Margot is going Full Kidman. Margot looks happy as a clam on set because duh, playing QEI is following in the footsteps of the greats. She can probably smell that Oscar nomination all the way from Windsor Castle. According to DM:
Starring alongside David Tennant and Joe Alwyn, Margot will follow in the footsteps of the likes of Bette Davis and Judi Dench who both took on the role of the Tudor queen during their careers.
Helen Mirren, Miranda Richardson and Cate Blanchett have also tried their hands at becoming the troubled ruler.
If I were an actress, I’d get all uglied-up too if I could have my name listed with those legendary queens. No word if Joe will have to go through a similar transformation for his role but I hope for his sake he doesn’t have to suffer the same treatment I used to put my Ken dolls through. My Ken dolls always got their big toe cut off and glued to their pubic mound so he could smash with Barbie in the back of the Dream Car. Realism is important and all actors/dolls should be willing to suffer for their/my art.
Swifties (and president Donald Trump) stared at the sun all afternoon, and all they got were singed retinas! Taylor Swift, the sneakiest foal of all the My Little Ponies, is responsible for many a dry cleaning bill this Monday. All her fans shat themselves over the weekend upon learning she had wiped her social media clean. In real person world, that’s the second step after a new haircut in showing your ex-boo you’re well on your way to a “new you.” In TayTay world, it means you have a new album about to drop, and you’re going to induce the drip, drip, drip of water torture on your fans and have them do some really weird shit for a week so they can find out the name of the lead single.
HAHA, joke’s on you betches, for your “Taylor Swift is a snake“ meme. Shes TOTALLY in on it, too, because that’s what cool-as-a-cucumber cat owners do. Right?! RIGHT?! She ran out of ex-boyfriends to sing about, so it’s only natural her next “I was wronged” warble is aimed at 80% of the posters on social media. Just kidding. 99%. Well, it could be to them, or just to that court room sketch artist who took a few, ah, creative liberties when TSwift was in court testifying the other week against that DJ ass grabber.
E! News burped up all the clues fans had found that the album was coming, and some thought it was going to tie in with today’s solar eclipse since, well, this is Taylor Swift, and a natural phenomenon is about the only thing left for her to try and upstage. I’m sure every Swifty was on Weather.com watching the livestream of the eclipse expecting her the pull a Katy Perry/Spotify mind game and release the new track just as the moon was blocking out all the light over Nashville. And Karlie Kloss’s house, just cuz.
Apart from the social media blackout, some people with nothing better to do detective fans went into the coding on Taylor’s website and found in that mess a slew of letters that, if you subtracted a letter from each, you got “that’s what they don’t see.” You weren’t going to see the sun this afternoon and omigod it MUST mean that’s the name of the new song!
Some were saying America was going to lose $700 million in productivity today due to the eclipse, but I doubt that. Tay kept every cardiologist across the country working ’round the clock tending to her fans and their new album anxiety. DirecTV also let the Meredith Grey and Olivia Benson out of bag, because it says Taylor will be on Good Morning America on Aug. 31. PLUS, if you flip 31, you get 13, which is Taylor’s favorite number. Good work, fans! It’s shit like this where I often think members of the Beyhive must wake up each morning, take a look at the Swifties, and say, “Sure, we overuse the bumblebee emoji, but at least we aren’t THAT bad!”
The superstars of Monday Night Raw are fresh off the heels of a scorching SummerSlam. Last night’s event featured the most title changes in SummerSlam history. A slew of titles changed hands, but which ones?
The odds were seriously stacked up against WWE Universal Champion Brock Lesnar. Did the beast retain or did he fall to the likes of Braun Strowman, Roman Reigns or Samoa Joe?
Did “The Boss” Sasha Banks beat “The Goddess” Alexa Bliss? And did “The King of the Cruiserweights” Neville reclaim his throne and take back his title from Akira Tozawa? And is The Shield really back together for good? Look below and all these questions will be answered as you live stream tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw on your computer, TV, tablet or mobile device.
And oh, I almost to mention. The legendary 16-time world champion John Cena is advertised to appear at Raw. Sh*t just got real…
WWE Monday Night Raw Viewing Details
How To Live Stream Monday Night Raw Online
Looking to watch Monday Night Raw? Of course you do, you’re reading this article. To live stream tonight’s show, just click on USA, where you will be directed to that network’s official live stream page. But you’ll need your cable or satellite information to access this content.
How To Watch Monday Night Raw On Your Tablet or Mobile Device
Want to watch Raw on your tablet or mobile device. Just sign up with the USA Now app, which is free with your cable or satellite log-in info.
You can also watch Raw on Sling TV. The first week is free, so you’ll want to keep track of time if you don’t wanna pony up $25 for the monthly Sling Blue package. You can access the Sling app from a wide variety of devices, including Roku, Xbox One, Chromecast, ZTE, and Nexus player.
How To Watch WWE Raw Online Without Cable Subscription
Don’t have a cable subscription to watch Raw? Don’t sweat it. Just go to Sling TV, and sign up for a free 7 days on their Sling Blue package. You won’t want to miss a minute of the action.
And boom! You’re watching WWE. You can thank me later or not. It’s whatever.
Are you feeling Raw yet?
Watching WWE Raw in India?
Tonight’s episode of Monday Night Raw will be streamed live in India on August 1st 5.30 AM onwards on the Ten 1 Network. The repeat telecast is scheduled for 4 PM and 9 PM on the Ten 1 Network later that day/evening.
Ben Affleck may not be playing Batman anymore, but that doesn’t mean he’s not open to performing exciting stunts in front the cameras. And because every good superhero needs a sidekick, he was joined by his current favorite partner in publicity Lindsay Shookus. Maybe it’s the angle, but they’re kind of giving me 10-years-later Brittany Pierce from Glee if she left Santana for a guy who flips Pontiac Sunfires on Kijiji.
Ben celebrated his birthday last week with his family, sans Shookus, in Los Angeles. Ben and Lindsay have been public for over a month now. Someone obviously thinks that’s not long enough to get an invitation to the family birthday party. And Lindsay wouldn’t show up unless she wanted an angry passive-aggressive confrontation with Jennifer Garner. “Hi sweety, listen – I’m going to have to ask you to make like an inflatable house and bounce, bitch.”
Ben and Lindsay were photographed this weekend in Manhattan on their latest lover’s getaway (more like getaway from Los Angeles and Jennifer Garner’s death stare) a few days after Ben’s birthday. People magazine says that Ben and Lindsay spent Sunday night at a fancy restaurant. Before they had dinner, they were seen at the jewelry counter of Barney’s New York. A source says they had a great time.
“Ben had a fun weekend with Lindsay. On Sunday they went shopping at Barney’s New York. Lindsay tried on bracelets. Later they had dinner at Mas. Ben was in a great mood, accepted belated birthday wishes and signed autographs.”
Jewelry is sort of an awkward theme in Ben’s love life. When Ben and Lindsay first got together, Radar Online claimed that Jennifer Garner had been tipped off that her husband was screwing around after she allegedly received a phone call from a fancy jewelry store about a ring. Except it wasn’t a ring that Ben bought for her; it was a ring Ben allegedly bought for Lindsay. The Love Actually nerve of him! At least Ben seems to have learned his lesson and is sticking to bracelets. Stay clear of the rings for now, Ben. They’re cursed. No good ever seems to come when one of Ben’s ladies slips a ring on her finger.
The Solar Eclipse has officially passed over the United States. Leagues of people came out on this day to look up at the sky in search for the elusive solar eclipse. Some were treated to a partial show, while others received the total eclipse. The sky was alive with many active eyes.
Even The Trumpinator got involved in the shindig. There’s a photo of him looking up at the sky to see the eclipse with a colleague. Trumpelstilskin is wearing eclipse viewing glasses to protect those peepers.
If any readers want to donate their exclusive photos of the eclipse, then shoot me an e-mail at firstname.lastname@example.org – I’ll only accept non-copyrighted photos that has been personally taken by the sender. If you’re lucky, you may just find your photo of this page.
Britney’s back, bitches! Much like an allusive Bigfoot, Nessie or Jersey Devil sighting, Britney Spears has once again been caught on film in the wild, SINGING LIVE, which is something that has only been the stuff of legends for many years.
Britney, covering Bonnie Raitt‘s Let’s Give Them Something To Talk About in a creamy layer of irony, looks pretty good! Decked out in full Spirit Halloween store version of “Cher on an aircraft carrier” regalia, Brit Brit struts her stuff and prepares for glory. Ok, it starts off a little shaky (does she cross herself? I have watched this clip so many times now that it all just feels like a fever dream at this point), she takes a deep breath and plunges into the song with gusto.
I’m a singer; I know that that first note often sets the tone for the entire song. In Brit’s case, that tone is called “dogged determination.” So it’s a little rough and growly. Brit looks amazing and she is gonna sing this fucking song all the way through if it kills her! And it does get better. Brit finds her vocal sweet spot on the chorus and the audience is clearly loving everything she is doing. Britney is so cute, y’all! I’m happy for her and for these lucky fans who will have a wonderful if unlikely story to tell their great-grandchildren around the campfire someday.
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A great solar eclipse will move across the United States today. And you might just be wondering if this phenomenon will be coming a town near you. Will your community stand beneath the shadow of a total eclipse? Or will you watch from afar like the guy from New York writing this article?
Some areas won’t receive a total eclipse. Others will only be treated to a partial showing. Want to know how much you’ll see?
Time To Search!
The Courier Journal newspaper has provided a great service to their readers. This publication has formulated an easy-to-use interaction map, which provides a search bar that allows you to look up where the eclipse will hit based upon your zip code and city name. Access this info by clicking here.
A complete total eclipse won’t be hitting most states. Many will receive less than 100 percent of the eclipse.
TimeandDate.com also offers a zip code search. You’ll need to click to this site and plug in your zip code or city info. This will give you detailed info on where and how much of the eclipse will hit.
The previously mentioned web site also has the Eclipse Map, which allows you to get even more detailed info regarding the eclipse. “You can select any location to see when the eclipse starts and ends, and how much of the Sun is obscured there.”
For instance, when I typed “Kansas City” into the search engine of the eclipse map, I found out some pretty key info. In Kansas City, the total solar eclipse will be visible (100% coverage of Sun). Magnitude is 1.0006. Duration of the eclipse is 2 hours, 54 minutes and 41 seconds. Duration of totality: 42 seconds.
But that’s not all!
According to Space.com, “The total solar eclipse will cross from Oregon to South Carolina along a 70-mile-wide (110 kilometer) “path of totality.” In North America, people outside of the path of totality will see a partial solar eclipse. Totality will last, at most, about 2 minutes and 40 seconds at the center of the path, so bad weather could potentially block the main event.”
Kylie Jenner better enjoy that stank show of hers while she can, because Pimp Mama Kris Jenner has the next Kardashian duo ready to take the mainstage: her melons! Fidget spinners are out, and Memaw mammaries are in! Just as Madonna and her birthday bazookas on center stage while she flubbed the words to her own song.
Anywho, Radar is out with a report saying the 61-year-old Kris is loving her svelte self – sponsored by Slim Tea, Kardashian Korsets, matcha, whatever salads those clowns are always eating on each episode of [insert Kardashian reality show here], and… am I leaving anything out? What better way to show off said slimmed down ways than Snapchatting and Instagraming it.
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Only, a source says Kris might be moving past social media and get one of the 800 staff photographers the family has on retainer to get it placed in some artsy fartsy magazine. A source says:
“Kris gained a lot of confidence when she shared her holiday bikini photo on Instagram, and she wouldn’t be Kris Jenner without seeing how far she could push the boat out.”
Kris is so confident in her lady bits that she’s peddling that shit out to magazines expecting to rake in top dollar. She’s apparently scoping out the right photog and publication for her “tasteful but sexy” shoot. I hope this means Kris draped over a couch with her AARP card tastefully covering her cooch. Tasteful, sexy, and multitasking with some appropriate product placement!
While he won’t be inviting Kanye West over anytime soon for afternoon high tea (which really just involves sipping Hennessy and chowing down on crustless sandwiches while Beyonce walks around the pool doing vocal runs), Jay-Z finally opened up about that elevator throwdown back in 2014 with Solange Knowles. Surprisingly, it wasn’t to break down Bey’s “Flawless” remix to say “Of that billion dollars in the elevator, Solange represented somewhere around $40 and a Duane-Reade gift card.”
I guess Jay figured if he could bamboozle millions of fans into buying Tidal, he sure as shit could do it again in a simple interview and played the she’s-like-a-sister card. People magazine says he discussed it during a recent Rap Radar podcast.
“We had one disagreement ever. Before and after we’ve been cool. She’s like my sister. I will protect her. That’s my sister, not my sister-in-law. My sister. Period.”
In case you forget how this bro and sis treated each other, lemme refresh your memory. Sometime after the 2014 Met Gala, the Knowles sisters and Jay shimmied into an elevator at the Standard Hotel with their security detail. Shortly after the doors closed, Basement Baby let everyone know she had just finished reading Harry Potter, because she turned into the Womping Willow on Jay. Beyonce kind of just stood in the corner checking out her manicure and the new tile on the floor. The fight was rumored to be about alleged Becky with the good hair Rachel Roy, who these days can’t open Instagram without seeing at least a million notifications with bee or lemon emojis. BUT that’s all behind them.
‘Yonce looked up from her acrylics long enough to assemble a team to write her emotional response with “Lemonade,” and now Jay is on a giant mea culpa tour with 4:44, because he’s getting TWO million notifications with bee and lemon emojis. He doubled down on how elevator slaps are totes normal, bro:
“We’ve always had a great relationship. I fought my brothers and argued with my brothers my whole life. It just so happens, who we are, these things go into a different space. But it ain’t nothing.”
I’m pretty sure normal brother/sister spats are when you’re seven and throw your little brother off a slide at the PlayPlace at McDonald’s or, I dunno, use your mother’s kitchen shears to decapitate his favorite Cabbage Patch doll. Not go to Slap Town at the Standard as grown ass adults. That being said, next time Bey curates a photo of those two smiling and choking each other by a ball pit, we’ll know they’re just being a couple o’ crazy kids!
If there are three things we can all agree of, that is that the television series Game of Thrones is good in three things: blood, food, and sex. We can might as well forget the politics of it all, while we’re watching what could be the best war scene on television. Forget that Joffrey is dead because his parents are already moving on while fucking near his cold corpse.
And, of course, the food. The food, glorious food. Join us in this salivating journey as we list down the top ten meals in Game of Thrones you would die and attend the bloody red wedding for just to grab a bite.
10. Tyrion’s Return To Winterfell
Here’s a fact. Tyrion knows how to live, and we can all learn from him as bros. Respect, man. Girls and gold, wit and taste. Taste not only in food, but in fashion as well. He’s an imp, for pete’s sake, but he still looks as dashing as ever! He probably looks more dashing than you. So, let’s start this list with him, with the food they served him when he returned to Winterfell from the Wall. Robb already hates the guy but this is what he throws at him: Suckling pig, pigeon pie, and turnips soaking in butter and honeycombs. Imagine what he’ll serve him if he actually likes the imp?
9. Catelyn’s Breakfast In Bed
Let’s backtrack a little because we all know what happened before. Bran fell off from a tower and spends weeks in bed with her mother beside him. Worried and starving herself. The woman is crazy strong to resist this kind of temptation: hot bread, butter, honey, blackberry preserves, bacon, and soft-boiled eggs. You are a tough woman. Now hand me over those bacons quick. If you won’t eat them, I will!
8. One Of Visaerys’ Last Meals In Vaes Dothrak
Let’s head overseas and see how Visaerys is still faring in the hands of the Dothraki. Goat roasted with sweetgrass and firepods (I assume this is a type of chili), basted with honey; Melons, pomegranates, plums, and other exotic fruits. Yep. Still doing fine…for now.
7. The Stark’s Dinner In King Landing
Meanwhile, Ned and his girls Sansa and Arya are enjoying a dinner in King’s Landing. A very hearty dinner of thick and sweet pumpkin soup and platters of glorious ribs roasted in crusts of garlic and herbs. Makes you want to rethink your life and your pizza dinners, eh?
6. Tyrion’s “Dismissal Dinner” For Janos Slynt
Like I said, this guy knows how to eat. And even while he’s firing a guy, Tyrion still knows how to prepare a nice dinner. Delicious and hearty oxtail soup; a salad of fresh greens with pecans, grapes, red fennel, and cheese; hot crab pie still hot from the oven; spiced squash; and the main star, quails swimming in sinful butter. Of course, needless to say, there are lots and lots of wine.
5. Welcome Feast For King Robert
Let’s start the top five of this list with a grand feast, specifically the welcome feast for King Robert Baratheon when he visited Winterfell. Or you can also treat it as the Stark family’s last family dinner. Too bad. At least what they shared last is a grand one made of honeyed roasted chicken, roasted onions dripping in sinful brown gravy, bread trenchers, and let’s not forget lots and lots and lots of wine for King Robert.
4. Oath Day Feast At The Wall
Here’s another grand celebration. It’s Jon and Sam’s graduation, oh my gosh you guys, I’m so freaking proud of you! And here is the grand feast that can make you say, “Aye, Lord Commander!”: A rack of lamb baked in a crust of garlic and herbs, with a garnish of mint sprigs; mashed yellow turnips swimming in glorious butter that can make your mashed potatoes look sad; salads of spinach, chickpeas, and turnip greens; and for dessert? Iced blueberries and sweet cream. Hail the descendant of blueberry ice cream!
3. The Little Lordling’s State Dinner
I’m proud of our little lord because his state dinner makes it to top three. So how good was it? It’s probably more realistic and delicious than the dream dinner you can manage to imagine when you were nine. Mine was a tub of Cheetos, towers of Pringles, fried chicken, and tubs of chocolate ice cream for dessert. For Bran? Joints of aurochs roasted with leeks; venison pies filled with chunks of carrots, mushrooms, and loads of bacon; mutton chops with a sauce made of honey and cloves; savory duck; peppered boar; goose; skewers upon skewers of pigeon and capon; stew of beef and barley; cold fruit soup (I’m guessing this is close to our modern-day fruit salad); seafood brought by Lord Wyman which are twenty casks of whitefish, winkles, crabs, mussels, clams, herring, cod, salmon, lampreys, and lobsters, packed in salt and seaweed; wheels of white cheese for every table; fresh turnips, peas, beets, beans, squash, and red onions (these are mostly for the Frey wardens whom he don’t like. He’still not as mature as Robb to give a nice and delicious meal for people he dislikes, he’s just nine, after all) ; and for dessert, pastries like black bread, honeycakes, oat biscuits, berry tarts, baked apples, and poached pears. For drinks, special mulled wine for our little lord, of course, and chilled autumn ale for everyone else.
2. Danaerys and Khal Drogo’s Wedding Feast
Dany’s first few weeks with the khalasar was pretty disgusting in terms of food. We see her literally devour a raw horse’s heart, after all. But that doesn’t mean the Dothraki don’t know how to par-tay! Here’s what we’re talking about: Horseflesh roasted with honey and peppers, Fermented mare’s milk, steaming joints of meat and thick black sausages (Yes Drogo, I’m looking at you!), Dothraki blood pies, and of course, good old Illyrio’s fine wine.
1. The Feast For The Hand’s Tournament
And for number one, here’s an even grander feast. Sorry Drogo, but it really is. Aurochs, (too bad they got extinct before we got to taste them – wait, that sounded wrong…they probably got extinct because they were too delicious to start with!), big ones that roasted for hours while basted with butter and herbs “until the meat crackled and spit”, tables of sweetgrass, strawberries, and freshly-baked bread still hot from the oven; really thick soup of barley and venison; more sweetgrass in salads of spinach, plums, and crushed nuts; snails in honey and garlic; and the pastries, oh man, sweetbreads, pigeon pies, baked apples with cinammon, and piles of lemon cakes frosted with powdered sugar (we all know who that’s for!).
I can write a convincing end note for this article, but I know you guys are as starving as I am, so let me cut this short. Tonight, we feast!
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The Great American Solar Eclipse is upon. Looking for the right glasses to wear to view the eclipse in action? It may be a bit difficult find a pair that is appropriate for this occasion. Many stores have already run out of eclipse viewing glasses, so you’ll have to improvise…
I imagine some people are searching through their home, looking for the proper set of specks to watch today’s special eclipse. If you came across welding glasses and a welding helmet, you might be wondering: Can I use this sh*t to watch the eclipse?
Misusing these glasses during an eclipse can be very dangerous for your eyes, so it’s best to follow NASA’s safety precautions to a T…
Looking to wear welding glasses or helmets to watch the eclipse? Well, here’s some words of advice from NASA…
Experts suggests that one widely available filter for safe solar viewing is welders glass of sufficiently high number. The only ones that are safe for direct viewing of the Sun with your eyes are those of Shade 12 or higher. These are much darker than the filters used for most kinds of welding. If you have an old welder’s helmet around the house and are thinking of using it to view the Sun, make sure you know the filter’s shade number. If it’s less than 12 (and it probably is), don’t even think about using it to look at the Sun. Many people find the Sun too bright even in a Shade 12 filter, and some find the Sun too dim in a Shade 14 filter — but Shade 13 filters are uncommon and can be hard to find.
According to 11Alive, an Atlanta television station, “Most welding glasses are not strong enough to keep your eyes safe, if you are watching the eclipse with them.”
It was reported, “NASA recommends only using the darkest shades, 12 or higher, to view the eclipse. All the hardware stores we talked to were sold out of shades as low as shade 4.”
The American Astronomical Society created a list of eye safety tips and welding glasses didn’t come up. Therefore, is it worth the risk?
NASA says that the risk involved is serious retinal damage to your eyes. Gotta protect those peepers, folks!
NASA is putting safety first and disapproved of any homemade eclipse viewing glasses. “The only safe way to look directly at the uneclipsed or partially eclipsed sun is through special-purpose solar filters, such as ‘eclipse glasses’ or hand-held solar viewers. Homemade filters or ordinary sunglasses, even very dark ones, are not safe for looking at the sun; they transmit thousands of times too much sunlight.”
Looking for alternative ways to watch the eclipse? Here’s one method that NASA suggest, “An alternative method for safe viewing of the partially eclipsed sun is pinhole projection. For example, cross the outstretched, slightly open fingers of one hand over the outstretched, slightly open fingers of the other, creating a waffle pattern. With your back to the sun, look at your hands’ shadow on the ground.”
Want to know other ways to watch the eclipse? Don’t worry, I got you!
This will no doubt be terrible, sad news for asshole-type boxers with a scrappy lil’ popstar rooting for them in the corner. If Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Justin Bieber can’t keep it solid as a rock, what hope do the rest of them have?
TMZ is reporting that Justin Bieber has cut his former favorite professional punch-thrower out of his life. And guess who was whispering the suggestion to do so in Bieber’s impressionable ear? That would be his current alleged life managers at his church, Hillsong.
Justin and Hillsong’s muscled-up leader, Pastor Carl Lentz, have been getting very close lately. As such, Justin has been receiving all kinds of advice from his friends at Hillsong, like allegedly encouraging him to quit his Purpose World Tour. Sources tell TMZ that Hillsong’s latest attempt at keeping their precious Justin all to themselves has been “counseling” Justin on some of his more unsavory friendships, and to strongly suggest he “pull back” from the bad influences.
One of those bad influences was apparently Floyd Mayweather Jr. Sources claim that Justin’s friends at Hillsong didn’t single Floyd out; Justin decided that on his own. Apparently the friendship deal-breaker was Floyd’s “obsession” with strip clubs. Oh what a pious little lamb he is.
Justin doesn’t want to cut Floyd out of his life completely; he just doesn’t want to be friends, and unfollowed Floyd on social media. TMZ’s sources claim that Floyd went crazy when he found out. Justin is apparently “dead to him.” Floyd also considers Justin to be a “traitor,” because Floyd stuck by Justin during his messiest times.
Last week, TMZ asked Justin Bieber about Floyd’s upcoming fight with Conor McGregor. He wasn’t exactly Floyd’s biggest cheerleader.
I’m sure Pastor Carl and the rest of Justin’s pals at Hillsong are great and all, but Floyd really was a kindred spirit. The bond you build with the kind of dude who arranges fist-fights between unstable messes and frauds up his taxes really is one of those once-in-a-lifetime friendships.
Here’s Bieber leaving a private church event at The Peppermint Club in Los Angeles earlier this month. Church at a nightclub? No wonder Bieber is suddenly so into church.
A solar eclipse is scheduled to hit the United States today for the first time in nearly 40 years. A solar eclipse is a period in which the moon passes between the Earth and the sun. This wandering moon partially or fully blocks out the sun as a result of its movement relative to the position of both the sun and the Earth. This phenomenon only occurs during the period of a new moon, in which the sun and the moon are in conjunction as seen from Earth’s surface. This alignment is referred to as “syzygy,” which relates to a straight-line configuration involving at least three celestial bodies (sun, earth, moon).
The state will experience a total solar eclipse today, Monday, August 21, 2017. The eclipse will cast a 70 miles shadow on the upper-northwest portion of Oregon at 10:00 A.M. local time. The dark shadow will travel past Idaho and Wyoming. At 2:45 P.M. (EST), the eclipse will move out through South Carolina.
According to NASA, homemade filters or ordinary sunglasses are not safe for looking at the Sun or a solar eclipse, so if you want to watch safely, you need to purchase specific ISO-compliant safe eclipse glasses.
Read below to find out how to watch the Solar Eclipse live online here!
Solar Eclipse 2017 Live Stream: How To Watch Eclipse Online
You can live stream the Solar Eclipse 2017 below!
According to Mashable, hackers claim to have stolen the season seven finale for Game Of Thrones and are going to release it. Find out where and how to watch or download the leaked episode here. The season seven finale (the title has not been released) is the longest ever episode of Game Of Thrones, clocking in at 81 minutes long.
The hackers responsible for the massive breach of HBO haven’t let up, and reached out to Mashable to share their latest exploits. And while the latest data dump doesn’t include any Game of Thrones spoilers, it definitely contains some information that the network wouldn’t want out in the open.
Specifically, what appears to be the login credentials for almost every single HBO social media account. Passwords for everything from @HBO, @GameOfThrones, and @WestworldHBO to various Instagram and Giphy accounts were in a text document provided to us by the so-called “Mr. Smith group.”
For legal reasons, we did not attempt to login into the accounts to verify the accuracy of the passwords, but we have no reason to doubt their authenticity given the information the group has shared with us previously.
Over email, the hackers claimed to “have access to many HBO Platforms already,” and issued a threat that is sure to get the attention of executives — that Game of Thrones Season 7, Episode 7 is about to get leaked.
The hackers have yet to release the allegedly stolen episode. This post will be updated if/when the episode becomes available.
Game Of Thrones Season 7 Finale Viewing Details
Episode Title: TBD
Release Date: Sunday, August 27, 2017
Time: 9 PM EST
TV Channel: HBO
Runtime: 81 Minutes
Game Of Thrones Season 7 Finale Link Stream: How To Watch Online Streaming
Hackers have yet to release the episode, but if/when they do, we will update this post on information on where and how to live stream the season 7 finale of Game Of Thrones.
Game Of Thrones Season 7 Finale Download: How To Download Leaked Episode
Hackers have yet to release the episode, but if/when they do, we will update this post on information on where and how to download the leaked season 7 finale of Game Of Thrones.
So, unless you didn’t hear from everyone on the news or your Facebook feed or wherever, there’s going to be a solar eclipse this afternoon and you’re not supposed to stare directly into it, otherwise you’ll “go blind” and “burn your retinas” or blah blah blah. But forget all that for now, because I’m here to warn you about something way more dangerous: these new pictures of Emily Ratajkowski‘s booty. You have to be careful not to stare directly at them for too long, otherwise I’m being told it could cause permanent damage to your pants region. So if you want to be able to enjoy these safely, here’s directions for how to make a pinhole camera. And don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Aaron Carter must have an Entertainment Tonight hotline phone installed in his bathroom which he uses every time he takes a shit (always while listening to John Tesh’s seminal album Sax On The Beach) because they’ve got another hot exclusive straight from the horse’s mouth.
Aaron addressed his cringeworthy twitter attempt to date Chloe Grace Moretz during an interview with ET at a Project Angel Food event on Saturday night. You’ll probably recall that Aaron asked the actress out on Twitter after she revealed in an interview that she had a crush on him when she was 4 years old. ET Reports:
“No, [she hasn’t responded], and that’s OK,” Carter told ET. “She doesn’t know me, and like she said, maybe we’ll meet one day. I think I was being a little too flirtatious on Twitter.”
“I think she’s beautiful. I actually had a crush on her before she even knew it. I just thought she was too young for me. Which, there was a time when she was too young; I’m going to be 30 this year.”
How young was she, Aaron? She was 7 when she started acting and she’s only 20 now so, yikes. The good news is that Aaron has decided that being single is good for him right now. In fact, he even started live-tweeting a solo road trip meant to clear his head immediately following the event, for which Aaron proudly dressed and styled himself (as seen above). According to ET:
“I went to Sephora and got myself some Laura Mercier concealer, a little bit darker, and I got airbrushed makeup. I like to do my own stuff, I like to style myself.”
Of his road trip, ET reports:
Following the event, Carter posted a video to social media saying he was about to embark on a road trip alone across the country to his home state of Florida. He also clarified that his coat is faux fur.
And from Aaron’s own fingers:
I've got a lot of work to do on myself, physiologically and mentally
— Aaron Carter (@aaroncarter) August 20, 2017
You can follow Aaron and his fake fur coat’s journey on Twitter where he’s sharing “weird profound shit” from the road.
Aaron kind of reminds me a Shih Tzu puppy you might buy at a pet shop. He’s eager to please, probably pees on himself a little when he gets excited (which happens often), has a lot of vague health problems and is a bit of a prima donna. You know his early life at the puppy mill was probably atrocious and is the reason for most of his current issues, but that doesn’t really make it any less embarrassing when he humps strangers’ legs in public. Let’s hope his newfound status as a single, road wise philosopher brings him peace and enlightenment and that he doesn’t end up getting thrown into the dog pound for loitering and begging for scraps outside of an Italian deli somewhere outside of Boca Raton.
Here’s some more of Aaron (and Aaron with Adam Lambert?) at the Project Angel Food event on Saturday night:
I know I like to rag on the fact that anybody with a smartphone, a bikini, and a mirror can become a “model” these days, thanks to Instagram. But then I think about it this way: when anyone can be an Instagram model, that also means that every real model has to be on Instagram. Which gets us amazing Insta-shoots like this from Hannah Ferguson. And just to be clear, more bikini pictures from super-hot supermodels wins out over fewer bikini pictures every time. So, enjoy.
This is not the Bobby Cannavale news I was hoping for. I have been making a wish every night on the light from a 8:55 to New York (I live under a flight path) for Bobby Cannavale to bust out a gorgeous retro wig and briefs and return to television. Vinyl tanked, and I was hoping someone with a “winners never quit” attitude give him a second chance in a decade-later show called Cassette. Think about it, HBO – it’s not too late! That’s obviously not what we’re talking about here. The only one who gets to enjoy Bobby Cannavale in sexy underwear at the moment is Rose Byrne. And it’s evident she’s been taking advantage of such, because she’s currently knocked-up again.
“I’m a little tired but feeling good,” she told the site. “Everyone was very sweet on set today, and you always get a little bit more attention when you’re pregnant, which is fabulous.”
Rose was seen filming in London earlier this month in a loose, drape-y top, which we all know is Hollywood’s favorite way to pretend like someone isn’t concealing a baby under their shirt.
Rose Byrne and Chris O'Dowd in Broadstairs yesterday, filming a Nick Hornby book… pic.twitter.com/RSDfjV4sRc
— Morgs (@Davehmorgs) August 3, 2017
38-year-old Rose and 47-year-old Bobby have a 18-month-old son named Rocco Robin. Bobby has a 22-year-old son (actor Jake Cannavale) from his first wife.
Rose doesn’t say when she’s due or anything to that effect. Rose and Bobby are kind of private-ish, so I doubt we’ll get a second trimester exclusive with People, talking about pregnancy cravings or some sponsored content about Rose’s favorite maternity clothes (“I love my…FancyMama No-Leaks Pee-Absorbing Panties!“). All that matters is what they’re going to name that next baby. First baby is Rocco Robin. They clearly have a thing for Italian-inspired jukebox singles. My suggestion is Tutti Frutti. Sure, the middle name makes no sense, but what kid wouldn’t want to be named Tutti?
Nerd King Joss Whedon’s ex wife Kai Cole is Not. The. One. She loves the smell of napalm in the morning and she doesn’t mind a whiff at lunch or after supper either. Yesterday she put Joss on BLAST with hot, hot fire words and blew up his spot like Richard Bey with an arsenal of nukes and walked away from the ashes in slow motion.
In a guest blog spot on The Wrap, architect and former Good Wife Kai tells all of Joss’ business, accusing him of serial adultery and of being a phony-ass feminist. Kai begins:
“I’ve been asked some questions by the press recently about my divorce from Joss Whedon, to whom I was married for 16 years. There is misinformation out there and I feel the best way to clear up the situation is to tell my truth. Let me begin by saying I am a very private person and the act of writing this is antithetical to who I am and everything I stand for. Yet, at the same time, I feel compelled to go on the record and clear up some misperceptions. I don’t think it is fair to me or other women to remain silent any longer.”
What’s this? An invitation to high tea from a lady I’ve barely heard of? I didn’t even know this tea existed before but she makes it sound so good I’m suddenly hella thirsty. I don’t care if it’s Lipton sun tea or some expensive shit you got to strain with a funny little spoon thing, I just know I need to have it and I will gladly bring the crumpets and clotted cream. So please, Kai, by all means: start pouring.
Kai breaks down their relationship and how it all started when she met him 1991, before his script for the Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie was adapted. She says that she’s the one who encouraged him to get it turned into a TV show after the movie flopped. A move she suggests is what helped to establish the blockbuster career he has today. Kai says he repaid her by sinking a stake in her heart and his dick in someone on set.
“There were times in our relationship that I was uncomfortable with the attention Joss paid other women. He always had a lot of female friends, but he told me it was because his mother raised him as a feminist, so he just liked women better. He said he admired and respected females, he didn’t lust after them. I believed him and trusted him. On the set of Buffy, Joss decided to have his first secret affair.”
Not satisfied with just telling us about his wayward dick, Kai’s wrath comes new in the box, with receipts. She reprints what Joss allegedly wrote to her about the situation 15 years later:
“When I was running Buffy, I was surrounded by beautiful, needy, aggressive young women. It felt like I had a disease, like something from a Greek myth. Suddenly I am a powerful producer and the world is laid out at my feet and I can’t touch it.”
Kai adds a salty, “But he did touch it.” Oh, snap! She goes on to say that Joss admitted to having multiple affairs over the course of their marriage with “actresses, co-workers, fans and friends,” all the while accepting accolades for his perceived feminism.
“I believed, everyone believed, that he was one of the good guys, committed to fighting for women’s rights, committed to our marriage, and to the women he worked with. But I now see how he used his relationship with me as a shield, both during and after our marriage, so no one would question his relationships with other women or scrutinize his writing as anything other than feminist.”
Kai is sure that you can’t be a cheating bastard and a feminist at the same time. Kai says that the emotional toll of Joss’ infidelity and lies caused her to develop “complex PTSD” and sapped her of her confidence and self-esteem. She’s only just now getting back to herself and restarting her career as an architect. I certainly hope she feels better after pulling this phenomenal feat of fire-breathing revenge. I’m somewhat disappointed that she didn’t name names, but that’s because I’m a nosy bitch. That would have been a very anti-feminist thing to do and since she took one low road already, the rest of her journey better be on high ground.
The height of Joss’ road is up to interpretation much like his definition of feminism. He responded (via The Wrap):
“While this account includes inaccuracies and misrepresentations which can be harmful to their family, Joss is not commenting, out of concern for his children and out of respect for his ex-wife.”
So, no tea being served at Joss’ house, but if you’re lucky and have a vagina you can probably get a sausage roll and a slap on the ass.
Here’s to Kai and to letting it burn!
Emma Stone is a pretty sweet looking ginger, but I have to say she is even sweeter as a blond in this latest Marie Claire photoshoot. As they say blonds have more fun, and I couldn’t agree more. Now can we get this chick in some lingerie or swimsuits?
An incident is unfolding in Subirats, Spain, where police have shot Younes Abouyaaquob, the suspect from the Barcelona terror attack, while he was wearing an explosive belt.
The main suspect in the Barcelona van attack that killed 13 people has been shot and arrested while wearing a suspected explosive belt.
Spanish newspaper La Vanguardia is reporting that Younes Abouyaaquob has been arrested in Sant Sadurni de Noya, west of Barcelona. Spanish police declined to confirm the report but said on Twitter shortly before that an “incident” was under way in Subirats, 10 km away, without giving further details.
Several Spanish media, including Cadena Ser radio, said one man wearing an explosive belt had been shot dead in Subirats.
Abouyaaquob (22) has been the target of an international manhunt since Thursday’s van attack in Barcelona.
Authorities say they now have evidence he drove the van that ploughed down the city’s famed Las Ramblas promenade, killing 13 pedestrians and injuring more than 120 others.
BREAKING: Man wearing a possible explosives belt has been shot dead west of Barcelona – local radio
— BNO News (@BNONews) August 21, 2017
16:10h Incident obert a Subirats (Alt Penedès). En breu més informació
— Mossos (@mossos) August 21, 2017
BREAKING: Major police operation underway in the Subirats area west of Barcelona – official
— BNO News (@BNONews) August 21, 2017
ÚLTIMAHORA | Younes Abouyaaqoub, autor material del atentado de Barcelona, ha sido abatido por los Mossos en una gasolinera de Subirats pic.twitter.com/LFRqSyWG6O
— rtvcyl (@rtvcyl) August 21, 2017
Subirats is a municipality in the comarca of Alt Penedès, Barcelona, Catalonia, Spain.
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According to people who know these kinds of things, my new favorite former Disney hottie Peyton List is in Singapore. At least judging from these latest Snapchats of her at the pool, anyway. Although I don’t really understand how you can look at these pictures of Peyton in a bikini and focus on anything else. I’m being told there’s a city skyline behind her, but personally, I haven’t been able to see it yet. Maybe it’s like one of those Magic Eye things?
When scouting the incoming rookie class for intriguing fantasy options, it’s easy to simply look at the first round to find several pro-ready talents. While the likes of Christian McCaffrey and Leonard Fournette are obvious options to flesh out your fantasy roster, there are also a plethora of vastly underrated first year players that could quickly emerge as consistent fantasy contributors. Although the notion of this years running back class being overloaded with talent may sound like a broken record at this point, it’s worth repeating considering the number of worthy choices. Specifically, third round selection Kareem Hunt could be a steal in the later rounds of your fantasy draft considering his versatility as a promising pass-catching running back.
Although Hunt may lack the sheer explosiveness that flashier backs such as Fournette bring to the table, he more than makes up for this deficiency with his uncanny ability to elude defenders(forced 100 missed tackles in college, best in FBS). On top of that, Hunt has an excellent burst of speed and is nearly impossible to catch once he is in the open field. All of this combined with his newly developed abilities to be a reliable receiver out of the back field (9.8 yards per reception his senior year) makes Hunt an intriguing rusher who has an extremely high ceiling.
However, while his electrifying performances on the field are certainly not in question, his potential contributions as a fantasy asset are still somewhat in limbo. This in large part has to do with Hunt being second on the depth chart behind Spencer Ware who, to be fair, has come a long way since being drafted in the sixth round of the 2013 NFL Draft as a fullback. With that being said, Ware regressed slightly last year as a rusher (5.6 yards per rush in 2015, 4.3 yards per rush in 2016) and his once flawless ball security skills were a serious issue last season (fumbled the ball four times last year, had never fumbled the ball in his previous two years in the NFL). Still, Ware was still fairly reliable and put in a ton of work to develop his pass-catching capabilities.
When all is said and done, Hunt is one of the most exciting albeit hard to project fantasy assets going forward. While his well-developed versatility and elusiveness will certainly give him a great chance to become the first-string running back for the Chiefs at some point, he will have to continue to impress throughout the preseason and in the first couple weeks of the regular season to become a trusted featured back. As of now, Hunt is a late round pick that may not be productive right away but could be a coveted flex player if he continues to display his impossible to ignore abilities in Andy Reid’s running back friendly offense.
Gamescom has arrived. The event, taking place as always in Cologne, Germany, was kicked off with Microsoft’s much-anticipated Xbox live stream. There were a ton of announcements, including world premieres, developer interviews and pre-order details for the Xbox One X — the latest Xbox console arriving November 7.
The latter half of the year is looking mighty fine for Xbox. Last week we published a list of the most exciting Xbox One games yet to release in 2017. But that’s not why you clicked on this post, so let’s get down to business.
Here are the five best reveals from the Gamescom 2017 Xbox briefing.
ReCore Definitive Edition
ReCore, the action-adventure Xbox exclusive from Mega Man creator Keiji Inafune and the team behind Metroid Prime, is getting an upgrade. The Definitive Edition, which supports HDR and enhanced 4K visuals on the Xbox One X, will release on August 29 for $20. It’s a highly slept on game, but with this upcoming release there’s a second chance for Xbox users to experience it. In addition to the enhanced graphics, the new Eye of Obsidian expansion, as well as a new Corebot, will also be made available in the Definitive Edition. Peep that trailer above.
Jurassic World Evolution World Premiere
Microsoft announced a park-building sim where players can manage their own Jurassic World parks. There wasn’t a ton of info on the game, but at least we got a trailer. See above
Jurassic World Evolution will complement the release of the film Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, set to drop on June 22, 2018.
Sea of Thieves Crossplay Support
Sea of Thieves just got a whole lot bigger. The online pirating adventure game, expected for launch during the first half of 2018, will share the same world between Xbox One and PC gamers, Microsoft announced. On top of that, we were shown another awesome trailer from the highly anticipated project, featuring on-shore gameplay as well as an intense ship battle — with players being fired from cannons.
There’s another “important feature” worth mentioning: puke buckets. If you succumb to sickness, you can puke into a bucket, then use that bucket against other players. I think I just found my weapon of choice.
PRE-ORDER: Sea of Thieves
Two New Xbox One S Bundles
Microsoft announced two new Xbox One S bundles coming this year. The first is a sexy custom 1TB Minecraft bundle, with a grass block print on its top and a transparent, illuminative Redstone casing on the bottom, “for the adventurers, the crafters, and those of you who just love dirt.” The bundle comes with a limited edition Creeper controller and custom Minecraft system sounds. There’s also a pink pig controller that will be sold separately. You can get your hands on this beaut on October 3 for $399.
Next is a Middle-Earth: Shadow of War bundle, set to drop alongside the game’s worldwide release on October 10. There are two versions: a 1TB and a 500GB, which cost $349 and $279, respectively. In addition to the console and one controller, both bundles will include a copy of Shadow of War, extra in-game items and a 1-month Xbox Game Pass subscription.
Xbox One X Project Scorpio Edition and Pre-Order Details
“The world’s most powerful console” is almost here. And to celebrate its almost-release, Microsoft revealed a limited edition Xbox One X Project Scorpio Edition, with an inscribed Xbox One X console and controller. If you fancy the look, you’ll want to pre-order ASAP because “once it’s gone, it’s gone for good.”
The Xbox One X runs with 40 percent more power than any other console, according to Microsoft. A ton of existing games are being updated to support 4K resolution, including Minecraft, Gears of War 4, Halo 5 and Quantum Break.
Pre-orders for the console, which costs $500, have finally begun. This concludes our recap of the Gamescom 2017 Xbox briefing. The show officially runs from August 22-26, so stay tuned for more coverage.