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LeAnn Rimes posted a picture on Instagram with her husband, Eddie Cibrian, Eddie’s ex wife and sworn enemy Brandi Glanville and Eddie and Brandi’s two kids. LeAnn called the picture their awkward family Easter, which of course it’s awkward. For years Brandi and LeAnn have fought harder than two people at a buffet with one crab leg left.
According to Page Six, LeAnn at first called things “awkward” and then clarified what she meant:
Happy Easter LovEs! Our awkward family Easter,” the “How Do I Live?” singer captioned a photo of the group, which included her husband, Eddie Cibrian,Glanville, Cibrian’s ex-wife, and Cibrian’s kids with Glanville, Jake and Mason.
Rimes, 36, clarified she used the word “awkward” to signify “the way we are standing, not that we are all together.” She added, “Not awkward at all.”
LeAnn walking back her rare moment of honesty by saying the “standing was awkward” and not the sharing a picture with someone you have spent the last ten years fighting with is a mess. But yeah, it’s the standing. What’s more awkward is that LeeAnn Rimes doesn’t seem to know how the fuck the internet or the English language works.
LeAnn has also once admitted to calling the paparazzi on herself. So we know she can thirsty for attention and her Brandi fighting and making up seem to be the best (and only) way to get it.
LeAnn and Brandi claim to be in a good space, even taking selfies together and now sharing a “not awkward” Easter together. Hopefully this will last (it won’t) and we can all recover from our own “not awkward” Easters and spend our time recovering from family and endless chocolate bunnies.
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Happy Easter LovEs! Our awkward family Easter photo/Christmas card?! Lol Today has been a wonderful day. Many blessings to your family from all of us! #easter #happyeaster #easter2019 #family #ifyoudonthavesomethingnicetosaypleasemoveon *awkward – the way we are standing, not that we are all together. Not awkward at all. #clarity
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While sitting on a coach opposite Ellen DeGeneres with a giant screen behind her showing pictures of her kids, Pink vowed not to show pictures of her kids anymore. That part of her life is over, done, finito, completo, it’s canceled. She’s Dana Carvey as George H.W. Bush “not gonna do it, not at this juncture” about it. Pink is tired of people on social media “going in on her” for her parenting choices. So if you want to pick apart Pink’s mothering skills, you better do it at your leisure because she hasn’t gone the extra step to remove any of the pictures or videos she’s already posted. The infamous “pelican picture” that she caught so much flack for is still up there, though she’s turned off the comments on that one. But everything else is free game!
On Ellen, Pink spoke in detail about the picture that launched a thousand “How Dare She!”s, and how the experience of being publicly shamed for sharing a picture that showed her 2-year old son’s penis, her 7-year-old daughter’s entirely nude body, and her own Barney Rubble feet, has made her rethink what she shares online (via People):
“People went as far as saying someone should call child services because he didn’t have a diaper on and how dare I … some of the nastiest things,” Pink recalled on Ellen. “I cried so hard after that because I like to share my family. It’s my proudest moment. I’m prouder of my kids than anything I’ve done in my whole life.”
“I just won’t share them anymore,” she said. “I won’t do it. I’m not posting pictures of them anymore.”
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There’s something seriously wrong with a lot of you out there. Going off about my baby’s penis? About circumcision??? Are you for real? As any normal mother at the beach, I didn’t even notice he took off his swim diaper. I deleted it because you’re all fucking disgusting. And now I’m turning off my comments and shaking my head at the state of social media and keyboard warriors, And the negativity that you bring to other people’s lives. There is something seriously wrong with a lot of you out there. Smfh. Here’s a picture of the pelican we obviously caught and abused for hours before dangling baby penis in its face.
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Pink added that she’s not completely against hearing and responding to criticism, she just wishes people were nicer about it.
“There’s a kind way to be online. And I’m open to kindness,” Pink said. “Someone else taught me that the word ‘gypsy’ is derogatory and I’m not a person who uses derogatory language. I wrote back to them, ‘Thank you so much for being so kind and educating me. I’m editing it, I’m taking it down, and that word will never come out of my mouth again.’ There’s a way to do things!”
I feel bad now. Maybe I could have been a little kinder when I said she has Barney Rubble feet. I’m sorry Pink, you have lovely Australopithecus Afarensis dirt packers.
Here’s the interview.
Kanye West had his Sunday Service at Coachella yesterday as planned, and as expected he brought out the full range of fuckery. Not only was it a Kanye West concert, so it was guaranteed full of self-indulgent Jesus comparisons (and on Easter Sunday? He has risen and then He left because He heard Kanye West music playing), but it was also mostly streamed through a gloryhole for some reason. Interesting choice.
Another interesting choice was Kanye’s decision to try and rob the people of Coachella blind by charging them crazy prices for his merch. Case in point: $50 Kanye West-brand socks.
The Blast reports that Kanye is really high on that Kardashian #GetMoneyNoMatterTheDignityOrEthicsOfIt tip. The idolatry and greed were on full-display when Kanye performed his Sunday Service. Yes, while singing gospel-inspired renditions of his hits and praising the lord above, Kanye was also charging the upper and upper-middle class people who could afford to attend Coachella insane amounts of money for merch.
In a tent labeled: “Church Clothes”, Kanye West really tried selling the people of Coachella crazy amounts for poorly-constructed basic cotton clothing. Items for sale included: $70 t-shirts, ponchos for $75, $100 to $225 sweaters, sweat pants from $135 to $195 and of course the socks–$50 for two (what a bargain).
— Def Jam Recordings (@defjam) April 21, 2019
Now you too can look like a color-blind member of The Tethered for the low-low price of $70 to $225!
Of course the people of the internet were ready to come hard for this bullshit because only the most greedy, self-important celebrities among us (now all of them) would charge these kinds of prices for trash:
kanye west really out here selling socks for 50 dollars and they don’t even put themselves on ://
— ✧ · siuli · ✧ (@xmptyhearts) April 21, 2019
They really selling them Kanye church socks for 50 righteous bucks. What they do…dip em in holy water? These price tags are ridiculous
— Andrew (@fakemariolopez_) April 21, 2019
Well it looks like you didn’t have to go to the Fyre Festival to get screwed out of your money. You can just go to the California desert and have it taken by super rich people who created some blasphemous socks for you to wear during your idol worship.
And if you want to see a clip of Kanye’s Up With The People cult (more like Upchuck With The People) featuring Chance The Rapper and DMX, here you go:
Globey from Pee-wee’s Playhouse!
On this Earth Day today, let’s pay tribute to one of the most accurate portrayals of planet Earth, because we all know that if Earth had eyes, nose, a mouth that talked, and arms, it’d be a French-accent having horn ball who is best friends with a dinosaur bird. Actually, if the Earth had eyes, nose, a mouth that talked, and arms, it’d be like me after watching that walrus scene in Our Planet: crying while guzzling down a bottle of $5 wine from Trader Joe’s over the state of the world. But still, let’s pay tribute to the globe on acid that was Globey!
Globey (as voiced by George McGrath) was one of Pee-wee’s many friends, and was a know-it-all, because he’d help out with questions about geography, astronomy, and other subjects that caused me in school to fall asleep with my eyes open. Globey was also best friends with Pterri the pterodactyl, and like many characters on Pee-wee’s Playhouse, he visited a plastic surgeon’s office after season one and got a total face makeover.
Above is Globey looking like a mixture of Phil Hartman and George Segal’s face parts were smushed onto a globe. That’s what Globey looked like from season two to season five. And below is a clip from season one of Globey (there ain’t many clips on YouTube of him) looking like Madame’s brother in the face. Bitch is the Erika Koike of globes because he got a whole new face.
Beyond Globey getting his eyes, cheeks, and lips lipoed (and getting that fat injected into his nose), that clip proves that Pee-wee took on serious topics. I mean, Globey getting hot in his South Pole from watching Pee-wee kiss on Miss Yvonne (Globey is more hard up than me) is Pee-wee’s commentary on global warming!
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