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Proof that Hollywood is a land of fuckery: They made a movie about an autistic accountant who also works as a hitman. More proof that Hollywood is a land of fuckery: They’re making a sequel to that mess – Lainey Gossip
The rumor that Sienna Miller is bumping genitals with Brad Pitt has been shot down again – Celebitchy
Teresa Giudice did a reading of The Vagina Monologues, and well, don’t you have to read in order to do a reading? Reality Tea
Slow Pap Day: Charlotte McKinney got papped – Drunken Stepfather
Oh, Christina Milian, save your grainy, badly lit topless POV videos for PornHub – The Nip Slip
You’ve never heard this one before: Emily RideAJetSki is on vacation – Hollywood Tuna
I don’t know what’s a bigger question mark-inducer: the outfit on Emma Watson’s body or me actually liking it – Popoholic
The video for Feels looks like it was shot in a giant version of a 4th grader’s diorama project – Towleroad
Add “Getting Hit By A Bus” to the list of things that can’t keep a Brit away from his pint – Pajiba
Drake is probably silently weeping in the fetal position on his bathroom floor today for two reasons: 1. Serena Williams’ naked pregnancy pictures came out. And 2. The paps took pictures of RiRi getting on a new piece in the pool – Just Jared
NO at Robert Downey Jr. playing J.D. in Thelma & Louise – Jezebel
Charlize Theron once again talked about punching out Teri Hatcher on the set of 2 Days in the Valley – OMG Blog
If your fetish is Chris Pratt wearing muscle tape, here you go – Popsugar
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Swedish actor Michaeel Nyqvist passed away Tuesday at the age of 56. He’s most known for his lead role in The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and as the villain in John Wick. Three films, starring Nyqvist are scheduled to come out: Hunter Killer in 2017, Radegund and Kursk in 2018.
Nyqvist has spent over three decades in the film industry. He began his acting career in 1982 and has since developed into a world renowned movie star. Look below and you will know Michael Nyqvist’s words of wisdom…“I think the whole mission of being here on Earth is to accept what you have, and my journey was to accept my own life and not pretend anything else. I think that’s what we all struggle with.” “Now I have a very good life and I am very proud of my work.” “I was not allowed to talk about being adopted when growing up. I walked around feeling like I was going to explode.” “If I compared myself to my kids, they know everything, and they’re like small little hackers. I feel also that my identity can be stolen; I’m very paranoid about it compared to other people in the younger generation.” “Canada was for me very much Sweden, you know? Very much open people, that they read books, they go see films. I felt at home in Canada. And also, you speak French.” “Where I come from, it’s a little bit like England. We start from the theater, and we do films a bit on our free time. The history of making films in Scandinavia is so old, it’s like the oldest. The Nordic film industry started before Hollywood in Stockholm in Copenhagen.” “Sweden is a great country. What is not so great is that we have a society that, in a way, says it’s great if you don’t look right, if you don’t look left, if you just look straight forward.” “David Fincher is one of the best directors I know, so I’m really curious to see it. Really curious, and I want to hear Daniel have the Swedish accent.” Michael Nyqvist Dead: Full Story & Must-See DetailsMichael Nyqvist, star of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and John Wick died onCLICK HERE TO READ MORE →
“That’s not a picture of Sasha Velour.” – all of the Sasha Velour fans who watched her lip-synch on the RuPaul’s Drag Race season 9 finale.
Anyone who has seen a live Britney Spears performance has said for decades that the day she actually sings during a show is the day that water becomes dry, bears stop shitting in the woods and the Pope converts to Judaism. I went to see Brit Brit’s show in Las Vegas and either she was lip-synching or her vocal cords are time travelers who can go back to the 90s, because her voice sounded a lot like her auto-tuned voice on her old albums. But Brit wants all of the hating bitches to stop saying she doesn’t sing live, because she does. I’m gonna go ahead and type “GIRL, STOP” in all-caps so you don’t have to.
Brit’s doing a show in Tel Aviv and she did an interview with an Israeli television station (via Rolling Stone) to promote it. This is the same interview where Brit Brit mentioned the “London terrorist attack at a Selena Gomez concert.” The interviewer must be new or was trolling her when they asked if she sings totally live or with a track. Brit was happy that the question was brought up, because she’s madder than a horny possum stuck in tar over people saying she doesn’t sing live. Never mind that trick got caught lazy lip-synching in Tokyo, she’s the greatest live vocalist of our time, dammit!
“I’m glad you addressed this question because it’s really funny. A lot of people think that I don’t sing live. Because I’m dancing so much I do have a little bit of playback, but there’s a mixture of my voice and the playback. It really pisses me off because I am busting my ass out there and singing at the same time and nobody ever really gives me credit for it.”
Brit Brit is a master of deception and has told us the biggest lie we’ve ever heard. Or maybe it’s her sound people who are doing the lying, and while she’s thinking she’s yodeling out live vocals to the audience, they’ve got her mic set firmly to OFF. It’s for the best, because her fans wouldn’t be able to take her high-powered dancing and her live vocals at the same time.
Exclusive: Britney in a new interview for the Israeli TV about her playback issue! pic.twitter.com/19NKnnRgH0
— Britney In Israel (@Stan4Godney) June 27, 2017
Warner Bros. said in a statement last week they don’t believe a sexual assault happened between two contestants (DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios) during filming of the fourth season of Bachelor in Paradise. They also said that when filming starts again, certain “policy changes” would be put in place to protect the cast from another bad situation. After being put on hold for a few weeks, filming has resumed (without DeMario). One of the policy changes that was put in place is how much the cast is allowed to drink. Unless they’re chugging a non-alcoholic liquid like maple syrup, like Daniel from season three up there, they’re not chugging anything at all.
Production sources tell TMZ that a two-drink per hour limit has been established on set. The crew is responsible for monitoring the cast’s booze consumption. Bartenders on set are also required to keep tabs on their drinking. Producers are also making sure the cast has access to food at all times on set. Sources also say that the returning cast got a lecture both on and off camera about the DeMario/Corinne situation, and there was a strong focus on alcohol consumption.
Filming has been going on for a few days, and those production sources say that it hasn’t gotten too crazy on set. A booze limit means a whole lot less reality TV drama, sure. But you know what can easily replace it? If production were to take away all but three lounge chairs by the pool. Nothing starts a beach resort fight faster than people trying to call dibs on a lounger.
Last Friday, Lindsay Lohan announced on Instagram (and then today on Twitter) that she had launched a subscription-based lifestyle site with Preemium.com simply called Lindsay Lohan. People magazine says that for just $2.99 a month, you’ll be given access to her life, beauty secrets and lifestyle tips. I’m sure there are some overseas businessmen who are wondering how much extra for a private cam show, but this isn’t that kind of pay-per-view website.
According to Lindsay, this is why you should give her $2.99 every month:
“I will give you access to all my exclusive content and tell you all my secrets and breaking news before anyone else. You will get personal diaries, video updates, exclusive personal photos, fashion and beauty tutorials, shopping guides, behind the scenes content, my favorite products and much more. To get an all-access pass to my life, Preemium is must-have for all my fans and followers.”
Earlier this year, Lindsay deleted her Instagram and started fresh. She claims that along with deleting her IG, her new website is part of a “renewal” that she’s currently going through. She’s already posted some “exclusive personal photos” to her website, which include a photo shoot in Milan and some selfies. But what else can we expect? I think you might get:
Shopping Guides (Shopping, Stealing – Tomato, Tomahto)
Beauty Tutorials (DIY hotel room self-tanner using coffee grounds)
Breaking News (HELP! Are adult teeth supposed to be soft?)
Favorite Products (Cigarettes, and also whatever company is paying for a sponsored #ad on Instagram that day)
Behind The Scenes Content (Watch a 17-minute video of Dina Lohan trying to set the alarm on her phone)
Who am I kidding, I would totally pay $2.99 for all of those.
For the first time-ever, WWE SmackDown Live will host a women’s Money In The Bank ladder match. After Carmella was stripped of her briefcase last week amidst controversy, General Manager Daniel Bryan decided to treat the fans of San Diego with a much anticipated five women ladder match. And I’m sure “The Chinless Wonder” James Ellsworth will be banned from ringside to prevent any future shenanigans.
The WWE SmackDown Women’s Championship is also on the line tonight as the reigning, defending champion Naomi battles “The Ravishing Russian” Lana. Can Ms. Glow light up the night again? Or will The Ravishing Russian somehow steal the victory?
Also, don’t forget about the most powerful force in the WWE today. Of course, I’m writing about “The Modern Day Maharaja” WWE World Champion Jinder Mahal. But he’ll have a venomous viper to contend in the form of Randy Orton. Look below and find out how you can live stream tonight’s episode of WWE SmackDown Live on your TV, PC, tablet or mobile device.WWE SmackDown Viewing Details
Date: Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Time: 8:00 P.M. EST
TV Channel: USA
Location: Valley View Casino Center, San Diego, CA
Mobile: USA Now
Want to watch SmackDown Live? Well, of course you do; you’re here, aren’t you?
To live stream tonight’s show online, just click on USA, where you will be directed to that network’s official live stream page. But you’ll need your cable or satellite information to access this content.How To Watch SmackDown Live On Your Tablet or Mobile Device
Looking to watch SmackDown on your tablet or mobile device? Just sign up with the USA Now app, which is free with your cable or satellite log-in info.
You can also watch SmackDown Live on Sling TV. The first week is free, so you’ll want to keep track of time if you don’t wanna pony up $25 for the monthly Sling Blue package. You can access the Sling app from a wide variety of devices, including Roku, Xbox One, Chromecast, ZTE, and Nexus player.How To Watch WWE SmackDown Online Without Cable Subscription
Don’t have a cable subscription to watch SmackDown Live? Don’t sweat it. Just go to Sling TV, and sign up for a free 7 days on their Sling Blue package. You won’t want to miss a minute of the action.
And boom! You’re now watching SmackDown Live! You can thank me later or not. It’s whatever.
One of my favorite awards show campaign of all-time is Melissa Leo’s self-funded one. But this one from The Leftovers comes close to taking Melissa’s down and only because it features my favorite thing before pork rinds: DICK!
Even before The Leftovers started airing on HBO in 2014, Justin Theroux’s flopping down-low parts became the breakout star of the show. Paparazzi pics came out of Justin shooting a scene for the first season of The Leftovers while looking like his gray sweatpants were hosting a wrestling match between a weasel and two obese hamsters. So since Justin Theroux’s gray sweatpants (and his man parts in those sweats) have become stars of The Leftovers, the show’s co-creator Damon Lindelof is promising that the sweats will come down if they get some Emmy nominations.
The Emmys online balloting closed last night, and before it did, Damon made one last push for The Leftovers by pimping out Justin Theroux’s peen for votes. Damon promised that if The Leftovers gets nominated, Justin will Theroux off his sweatpants (sorry for that) and will show you what Jennifer Aniston gets to slather Aveeno lube on.
Damon started off by threatening everyone with a good time if Justin Theroux gets a nomination:
A post shared by Damon (@damonlindelof) on Jun 26, 2017 at 3:50pm PDT
And then he went wild and promised that the sweatpants will come off if Carrie Coon, Amy Brenneman, Kevin Carroll, Mimi Leder, Ann Dowd and Christopher Eccleston get nominated.
A post shared by Damon (@damonlindelof) on Jun 26, 2017 at 4:05pm PDT
A post shared by Damon (@damonlindelof) on Jun 26, 2017 at 4:11pm PDT
Okay… maybe I'm not TOTALLY done.
A post shared by Damon (@damonlindelof) on Jun 26, 2017 at 5:43pm PDT
A post shared by Damon (@damonlindelof) on Jun 26, 2017 at 4:18pm PDT
I apologize for flooding y'all's feeds, but recognition needs to be given to these fantastic artists. I'm done now. #FYC2017
A post shared by Damon (@damonlindelof) on Jun 26, 2017 at 4:24pm PDT
This was the line as originally scripted. Eccleston changed on the set because he's a genius worthy of an Emmy nod. #TrueStory #ButISitTrue #KevinBelievesIt #WhyWouldntHe
A post shared by Damon (@damonlindelof) on Jun 26, 2017 at 5:51pm PDT
Damon didn’t follow-up with important details, like does just one of them need to be nominated or all of them? I’m going to tell myself that Justin will take off those sweats if The Leftovers gets at least one Emmy nomination for anything. They should get at least one. The nominations come out the morning of July 13, so I’m going to make an appointment to see my doctor that afternoon. Because I’m expecting to go in for a busted eyeball after one of Justin Theroux’s wrecking ball nuts hits me in the face when his takes off his sweatpants in a celebratory video.
But seriously, Justin Theroux once said that he wore 2 pairs of undies under his sweats, so yeah if The Leftovers get nominated, we’ll probably just get a picture of him wearing 2 pairs undies. I’m going to make a doctor’s appointment anyway, because my tonsils will need to be looked at after I curse Lindelof’s name louder than I did after the Lost finale.
The CW’s iZombie will conclude its third season tonight with episode No. 13, “Looking for Mr. Goodbrain, Part 2,” at 8:00 P.M. Here’s everything you need to know about last week’s episode:
Liv calls Major, who sedates and freezes Harley. Chase Graves deduces that Major is human from Shawna’s posts and fires him. Major’s teammates, unaware of Ravi’s cure, admire the risks he took as a human and plan a farewell party for him. Liv, now disguised as a human, and Ravi receive a new case—the murder of Ravi’s former boss Katty Kupps. A colleague reveals that Kupps was tracing a flu outbreak and interviewing witnesses. Baracus offers to hire Peyton as his chief of staff. Despite her concerns, Peyton takes the job. Natalie returns and comforts Major. Major takes Natalie’s offer to join her in Europe to escape his notoriety. Liv meets with a potential witness at a hotel and nearly sleeps with him. After a similar incident the next day, she realizes that Kupps was a sex addict. Liv increasingly feels powerless against those urges, eventually cheating on Justin with Chase. Afterwards, Liv finds a clue suggesting that Chase is tied to Kupps’ murder. Clive identifies the daughter of a Fillmore-Graves executive as the likely transmitter of the virus. Harley sneaks into Major’s party and detonates an explosive vest, seemingly killing most of the guests.
Looking for how to live stream tonight’s season finale? We got you covered.iZombie Season 3 Finale Viewing Details
Date: Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Time: 8:00 P.M. EST
Episode: No. 13
Episode Title: “Looking for Mr. Goodbrain, Part 2”
TV Channel: The CW
You can watch iZombie online via CW TV. You will need a log-in and password information, and you can watch for free for the first week.
If you don’t have access to a cable or satellite log-in, you can live stream the premiere online through DIRECTV NOW. DIRECTV offers a free seven-day trial, so you’ll receive a full seven days free before your paid membership begins. If you cancel your subscription within the week, you will not be charged. DIRECTV NOW is available on Desktop, Apple TV, Amazon Fire TV and Chromecast.How to Stream iZombie Season 3 Finale On Mobile
If you would like to live stream iZombie on your phone, tablet, or mobile device, you can do so by downloading The CW App. The CW App is available on the App Store, Google Play and Windows Store. All you need to do is download the app and log in with your cable provider information.
DIRECTV also has a DIRECTV NOW app on App Store and Google Play store where you can watch iZombie for free if you sign up for the seven-day trial and cancel it before the trial period ends.“Looking for Mr. Goodbrain, Part 2” Promo
Michael Nyqvist, star of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and John Wick died on Tuesday, June 27, at the age of 56 after a battle with lung cancer.
Nyqvist was best known for playing Viggo Tarasov in John Wick and Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. He still had three films scheduled to come out: Hunter Killer in 2017, Radegund and Kursk in 2018.
via The Hollywood Reporter:
“Michael’s joy and passion were infectious to those who knew and loved him. His charm and charisma were undeniable, and his love for the arts was felt by all who had the pleasure of working with him,” a family statement read.
Nyqvist, appeared in Lionsgate’s John Wick, co-starring with Keanu Reeves, and as the villain nuclear scientist in Paramount’s Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol, opposite Tom Cruise.
His role as Mikael Blomqvist in the American big screen adaptation of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, based on Stieg Larsson’s Millennium Trilogy, was played by Daniel Craig.Michael Nyqvist Cause Of Death
Michael Nyqvist, 56, passed away due to lung cancer.Michael Nyqvist Cause of Death: How Did Michael Die?Michael Nyqvist was a Swedish actor. Educated at the School of Drama in Malmö, he becameCLICK HERE TO READ MORE →
Michael Nyqvist was a Swedish actor. He was educated at the School of Drama in Malmö, he became well known from his role as police officer Banck in the first series of Beck films made in 1997.Michael Nyqvist Cause Of Death
Nyqvist died on June 27, 2017, having suffered from lung cancer. He was the Best Male Supporting Actor at the Guldbagge Gala 2017. Other awards won include film star of the year 2002 and 2004 by Aftonbladet, a Swedish newspaper Best Male Actor 2003 by Nöjesguiden, Price winner The Golden Sun, 2004 Best Actor in the International Film Festival in Gijon 2003, As It Is in Heaven was nominated as Best Foreign Film at the Academy Awards in 2004 ,Best Male Actor in the International Film Festival in Minsk 2006 ,Won the Audience Price at the Guldbagge Gala 2006, Best Male Supporting Actor at the Guldbagge Gala 2017.
Nyqvist has 3 movies coming out: Hunter Killer in 2017, and Radegund and Kursk in 2018. He best known for playing Viggo Tarasov in John Wick and Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. He was born in Stockholm, Sweden.
His family released a statement saying:
“Michael’s joy and passion were infectious to those who knew and loved him. His charm and charisma were undeniable, and his love for the arts was felt by all who had the pleasure of working with him”Other Career Accomplishments & Credentials
Nyqvist, appeared in Lionsgate’s John Wick, co-starring with Keanu Reeves, and as the villain nuclear scientist in Paramount’s Mission: Impossible — Ghost Protocol, opposite Tom Cruise.
His role as Mikael Blomqvist in the American big screen adaptation of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, based on Stieg Larsson’s Millennium Trilogy, was played by Daniel Craig.
Nyqvist described his childhood and quest to find his biological parents, subsequently in his adult life, in his autobiographical novel, Just After Dreaming (Swedish title: När barnet lagt sig). He was married to scenographer Catharina Ehrnrooth and had two children, Ellen and Arthur.Michael Nyqvist Dead: Full Story & Must-See DetailsMichael Nyqvist, star of The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and John Wick died onCLICK HERE TO READ MORE →
Amy “Peebles” Nelson is the sensational and beautiful face behind Markiplier‘s love life, and her personality explains why Markiplier, a genuinely wholehearted person, would choose her. The 28-year-old graphics designer has been dating the YouTube sensation since late 2015, making her first public appearance with Markiplier at VidCon 2016. She’s made some great designs too, mostly working for other YouTubers on their brand management.
oh jeez pic.twitter.com/tzUwUoIaz7
— Peebles (@iceddarkroast) June 26, 2016
She’s got a kind of nerdy but cool look to her that’s I can really get on board with. She’s also got a natural beauty to her that I really like. Even when she doesn’t wear makeup, she’s still a stunning person. Because of that nerdy personality that’s passionate about her interests, I don’t think Markiplier’s huge net worth really played into her decision to date him.Markiplier Net Worth 2017: How Much Is Mark Fischbach Worth?The Hawaiian YouTuber Mark “Markiplier” Fischback won the award for the top gaming influencer inCLICK HERE TO READ MORE →
Mark and I would prefer to keep our relationship more private but genuinely thank you for being so lovely towards me ☺️
— Peebles (@iceddarkroast) June 27, 2016
Peebles has helped Markiplier with a lot of his business and charity ventures, including a charity livestream he made just a few days ago. Check her out!
Thank you to @markiplier, @muyskerm, @iceddarkroast, & @verytiredkat for supporting our mission today! https://t.co/lcgQ1WiGEr#BorfBoard
— AbleGamers Charity (@AbleGamers) June 25, 2017
Markiplier: Full Story & Must-See Details, Mark FischbachMark “Markiplier” Fischbach has become an internet sensation. The Hawaiian-born gaming YouTuber started making YouTubeCLICK HERE TO READ MORE →
Freeform’s Pretty Little Liars will end after seven seasons tonight with episode No. 20, “Til Death Do Us Part,” at 8:00 P.M. EST. Here’s what happened last week:
The Liars are told by Caleb that Mona has the board game and jump to conclusions that Mona is “A.D.”. Mary meets with Spencer at Lost Woods Resort and gives her ownership of the building. Mona reveals that Charlotte never recovered and was going to resume the A-game. She confronted Charlotte and threatened to push her out the window but never planned to go through with it. When Hanna, Caleb and Spencer take Mona back to their car, the final two puzzle pieces are waiting. Later, the Liars gather in a room at the Lost Woods and put the two final puzzle pieces in. When the pieces are in place, the game says “Congratulations. Claim the grand prize”, a picture of Archer. Augmented reality shows a man walking toward Aunt Carol’s house. The Liars are arrested by Tanner at Aunt Carol’s where Archer’s body is found. Mary lies and says she killed Archer, also confessing to Jessica’s murder, saving the Liars from a murder charge. Mona reveals that after she stopped threatening her, Charlotte attacked Mona and in the struggle she accidentally killed Charlotte in self-defense.
“A.D.” ending: “A.D.” drives off into the sunrise with the Liars’ game pieces in a plastic bag.
Looking for how to live stream tonight’s series finale? We got you covered.Pretty Little Liars Series Finale Viewing Details
Date: Tuesday, June 27, 2017
Time: 8:00 P.M. EST
Episode Title: “Til Death Do Us Part”
TV Channel: Freeform
Your best bet for watching Pretty Little Liars via live stream is through Freeform’s website: Watch Freeform. You will need your log-in and password information for your cable or satellite provider after the time expires.
If you don’t have access to a cable or satellite log-in, you can live stream Pretty Little Liars online through DIRECTV NOW. DIRECTV offers a free seven-day trial, so you’ll receive a full seven days free before your paid membership begins. If you cancel your subscription within the week, you will not be charged. DIRECTV NOW is available on Desktop, Apple TV, Amazon Fire TV and Chromecast.
If you don’t have access to a cable or satellite log-in, you can watch the show through Sling TV. Sling TV is service that allows subscribers to watch live and on-demand TV channels on TVs, computer or mobile device for a monthly fee. It’s just like a cable or satellite TV service, except it’s delivered over the internet. The service’s Orange package includes FOX and costs $20 a month, but you can sign up for a free seven-day trial. If you cancel your subscription within a week, you will not be charged. Once signed up, simply download the app for your computer to start watching.Watch Pretty Little Liars Season 7, Episode 20 on Mobile
If you can’t watch on your TV or computer, Freeform has you covered with their Freeform App. As long as you have a cable or satellite provider, you can download the app for free in the App Store, Google Play or Amazon.
You can also watch the TV series on the Sling app. Sign up for a free Sling trial and download their app from the App store or Google Play store. There is also a Sling app for Apple TV, Xbox One, Roku, Chromecast, and Amazon Fire TV.
DIRECTV also has a DIRECTV NOW app on App Store and Google Play store where you can watch Empire for free if you sign up for the seven-day trial and cancel it before the trial period ends.“Til Death Do Us Part” Promo Ashley Benson Photos: Must-See Pictures Of 'PLL' StarAshley Benson, 27, is an American actress and model (duh, just look at her) bestCLICK HERE TO READ MORE →
When the hardest thespian who ever thespian’d, Daniel Day-Lewis, semi-retired from acting in the 90s, he went off to make shoes. DDL announced last week that he’s retiring again, and Page Six says that like last time, he’s planning to spend his days making shit you wear. Only this time he’s going to make dresses.
A source tells Page Six that DDL was ready to take his final bow on the acting stage three years ago, but he was looking for the perfect last project. He found it in Paul Thomas Anderson’s untitled movie (some say it’s going to be called Phantom Thread) that’s set in the fashion world of NYC in the 1950s. When DDL takes a new role, he transforms himself into Jennifer Jason Leigh in Single White Female and becomes the character. So the source says that while researching his role in Phantom Thread, DDL got so into the mind of a dressmaker that bitch can’t get out now. DDL wants to become a fashion designer now.
A source told Page Six that Day-Lewis did such intense research and learned so much about couture fashion for his final film playing “an uncompromising dressmaker commissioned by royalty and high society” that he will stick with the profession off-screen and become a dressmaker.
The fashion designers of the world are probably shaking with fear, but they shouldn’t. If DDL’s fashion career is going to be anything like his acting career, then he’ll probably spend about three years researching everything about his dress (What’s its backstory? Where did it grow up? Who did it lose its virginity to? What is its dreams?) and then he’d spend another three years making it. And when he finished making it, he’d look at it and realize that he doesn’t want to be a dressmaker, he wants to be the dress. So in about six years, Daniel Day-Lewis may be available to buy in the dress department of a Bloomingdale’s near you. I’d wear him.
Does New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick smile? No, I’m serious. Is he actually capable of upturning his lips into a human smile? Cause I don’t think that dude has ever smiled let alone felt the emotion of joy. Yes, he’s won five Super Bowls, but you would never know it based on an interview with the surly, monotonous future Hall of Fame coach.
But, as it turns out, the guy can indeed smile. He just has to be in the right setting and with the right people. Specifically, it appears as if girlfriend Linda Holliday is able to pull a smirk out of the guy.
Belichick and Holliday recently enjoyed a lovey-dovey photo shoot for N Magazine and it is decidedly the most un-Belichickian thing I have ever seen. The couple are strolling through meadows, holding hands and just being romantic and happy. It’s like the Upside-Down world from Stranger Things.
Belichick is only wearing one of his Super Bowl rings in the photo shoot (he went with S.B. 49) … and even lets Holliday wear it for a couple snaps. Could the famous head coach be copping another ring off the field soon?
While we ponder that great mystery of the universe, you can get to know Holliday a little better with the above gallery. Enjoy.Tom Brady, Greatest NFL QB Ever? See What Patriot ThinksIt became a lot harder for New England Patriots haters to argue that Tom BradyCLICK HERE TO READ MORE →
Taylor Swift has been on a popular girl hiatus for the past few months. Nobody has really heard from her or seen her in public, save for a few grainy pap shots of her boarding a private jet with her latest boyfriend, or her extracting petty revenge on Katy Perry by releasing her entire catalogue on streaming services. Every evil deed requires a kind one to balance everything out, and she recently did a nice one for Oklahoma City Thunder point guard Russell Westbrook.
While looking like Sandra Bullock auditioning for a Mia Farrow biopic, Taylor filmed a short video in front of a hedge to congratulate Russell on being named the NBA’s 2016-17 MVP. Taylor jokes that she taught Russell how to play basketball and that he was the inspiration for Shake it Off before admitting they have never even met each other.
.@taylorswift13 sings Russell’s praises! #0urMVP pic.twitter.com/5HgKeVrMsi
— OKC THUNDER (@okcthunder) June 27, 2017
According to Billboard, Russell is a bit of a Taylor fan. So that makes at least one person who probably wasn’t cringing over Taylor’s attempt at comedy.
BAD BLOOD!!!! @taylorswift .. Banger!!!!!
A post shared by Russell Westbrook (@russwest44) on May 22, 2015 at 3:06pm PDT
That video accomplished two things. One, she got some much-needed attention by surprising one of her fans (very on brand for her). Two, she introduced herself to new wallets…I mean, a new audience. Congrats, Taylor!
Serena Williams is famous and knocked up, and she would totally lose her status as a celebrity if she didn’t wear a hand bra and proudly stick out her pregnancy belly button in a photo shoot. So Serena and Annie Leibovitz worked together to do a 2017 reboot of Demi Moore’s naked and knocked up Vanity Fair cover (which was also shot by Annie) from 1991. It’s like as soon as a famous chick finds out a fetus is growing in her body, her publicist hands her Annie Leibovitz’s business card and a tutorial on how to bust out the perfect hand bra pose. I’m still waiting for a famous chick’s man to do a naked photo shoot while clutching his sympathy weight bump.
Inside Vanity Fair, Serena talks to Buzz Bissinger about how she met and fell in love with that Reddit dude and how she couldn’t believe she was pregnant and still can’t really believe it.
35-year-old Serena first met 34-year-old Alexis Ohanian, who is the co-founder of Reddit, in May 2015 at a hotel in Rome. Serena was in Rome to play the Italian Open. Serena and her crew were sitting outside eating breakfast when a hungover Alexis sat at a table right next to them, which irked her because there were plenty of empty tables elsewhere. They had a little back-and-forth before she invited him to sit with them and that’s how their love began.
Alexis says he knew who Serena was, but never saw a tennis match before he saw her in action after they started dating. They got engaged in December 2016 and now they’re going to raise a kid together. Here they are in a picture that’s like every picture every couple posts on Facebook to announce their engagement:
Serena says that in January 2017, a week before she was going to compete in the Australian Open, she was in practice and felt like something was going on with her body. She threw up and her chichis got bigger. Serena thought something hormonal was going on, but her friend Jessica Steindorff (yes, the Jessica Steindorff who was involved in Caitlyn Jenner’s fatal car crash) thought she may have come down with a CASE OF THE BABIES!!! Serena thought Jessica was crazy but eventually agreed to piss on a pregnancy test. Serena didn’t think that one of Alexis’ Reddit cum fishes grand slammed into one of her ovary eggs, and when she found out she was actually pregnant, her mind immediately went to tennis.
Serena, as she put it, “did a double take and my heart dropped. Like literally it dropped.
“Oh my God, this can’t be—I’ve got to play a tournament,” said Serena. “How am I going to play the Australian Open? I had planned on winning Wimbledon this year.”
Serena thought that test was lying so she took five more and they all came out positive. Serena called Alexis and told him that she needed him to immediately get on a plane to Melbourne. (Side note: You know that either you’re richer than ass, or your man is richer than ass, or both, when you tell him to get on a plane to Australia.) When Alexis got to Melbourne, Serena let a bag of piss sticks do the talking:
When she saw him, not a word was said. She handed him a paper bag with the six positive pregnancy tests.
I don’t know if Serena washed them off first, but if I flew to Australia and my piece immediately handed me a bag full of piss sticks, I’d wonder why they couldn’t wait until they got home to let me know they want to get into some piss play with me.
Serena went on to win the Australian Open while 8 weeks pregnant. Serena was a little more than 6 months pregnant when she talked to Vanity Fair in May and said that she still can’t believe she’s going to be somebody’s mother.
“[It] just doesn’t seem real. I don’t know why. Am I having a baby? If you would have told me last year in October or November that I would have a baby, not be pregnant but have a baby, I would have thought you were the biggest liar in the world. This is kind of how I am right now. This is happening sooner than later, and it’s going by so fast.”
Serena and Alexis will probably get married in the fall, and she plans to return to tennis in January, just a few months after a baby gets pulled out of her. Well, hopefully when she comes back, she can do well enough to make it to the #699 best player in the world, which is my segue into John McEnroe’s ass.
Tennis legend and ESPN commentator John McEnroe is out there promoting his new book, But Seriously, and he did an interview with NPR where he was asked about calling Serena Williams “the greatest female player in the world.” John said that Serena is the greatest female player in the world, but that she doesn’t come close to being the greatest player in the world overall. John said that if Serena played in the men’s circuit, she wouldn’t even rank in the top 100 or even in the top 500. She’d rank 700 in the world. John said that she could beat some men, but could never rule the men’s circuit.
Yeah. That doesn’t mean I don’t think Serena is an incredible player. I do, but the reality of what would happen would be I think something that perhaps it’d be a little higher, perhaps it’d be a little lower. And on a given day, Serena could beat some players. I believe because she’s so incredibly strong mentally that she could overcome some situations where players would choke ’cause she’s been in it so many times, so many situations at Wimbledon, The U.S. Open, etc. But if she had to just play the circuit — the men’s circuit — that would be an entirely different story.
After John’s comments lit the internet on fire and made many rank him in the top 10 of the Most Sexist Tennis Players in the World, Serena hit back at a trick and let him know to please leave her alone.
Dear John, I adore and respect you but please please keep me out of your statements that are not factually based.
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) June 26, 2017
I've never played anyone ranked "there" nor do I have time. Respect me and my privacy as I'm trying to have a baby. Good day sir
— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) June 26, 2017
John was on CBS This Morning and refused to apologize and didn’t think his words about Serena were so controversial. He also said that if he got back into the game right now, he’d be ranked at 1,200 in the world.
Where would John McEnroe rank himself?
"I would be, currently, about 1,200 in the world." pic.twitter.com/KJSMBiuBlY
— CBS This Morning (@CBSThisMorning) June 27, 2017
I know nothing about tennis and when I do watch it, I focus only on the balls, and I’m not talking about the yellow ones that fly over the net. So I don’t know about rankings, or whatever, but Serena at 700?! That sounds crazy to me. I have a feeling that the man who is ranked at 700 right now is going to lose a few matches so he slips down to 701. That way he won’t have to play Serena if for some reason she decides to show John McEnroe he’s wrong by playing and beating men’s player #700, #699, #698 and so on and so forth.
Pics: Annie Leibovitz/Vanity Fair