Us Weekly and Radar both posted pictures of bodybuilding Housewife of New JerseyTeresa Giudice, –gasp–holding hands with a boy at a party with her husband Juicy Joe sits in a prison cell! All that glamour just cannot be contained by one man! Someone get the brand! We need to put a scarlet A on this trick ASAP!

After getting out of prison for some tax fraud situations, Teresa’s husband Joe Giudice went in for the same reasons. Things went from bad to worse when it was revealed that the American government decided they didn’t need a tax-evading non-citizen chilling within their borders so they let him know he would be deported after serving his sentence. He’s appealing that decision but Teresa has kind of given the impression that she won’t be waiting around for her juicy gorilla to swing on over to Italy, and will tell him “Arrivederci!” but she won’t.

Welp, now she really seems to be telling us she’s over it as she has been spotted with a younger man. Teresa should break the news to Joe while he’s still in the slammer, in case things get heated; prison tables are all nailed down so it’s hard to flip them.

During a “weekend getaway in Miami” 46-year-old Teresa was seen canoodling with Blake Schreck a 26-year-old New Jersey realtor. Joe has one more month to serve of his sentence, so Teresa must be planning ahead for his release and deportation. She’s been taking dating tips from her pal the eternally-divorcing Danielle Staub. And Danielle says have a back-up to the back-up! Gotta start dating pronto!

A source had previously told Us that Teresa has been trying to get on a younger man for a while now telling them that while she was at a New Year’s Eve party she was:

“aggressively flirting with and perusing a man in his early 20s… At points, the two had their hands intertwined, and then the man was rubbing her leg in a romantic way.”

So maybe that was Blake? At the time Teresa’s lawyer (who I guess doubles as her publicist? Those back taxes must’ve hit you hard, sis. Hopefully you can still afford your high class beauty regimen) said that New Year’s was “nothing more than” a “night out with friends.” Teresa’s lawyer is at it again saying that the dude in the hand-holding pictures is just a friend and was helping her drunk ass walk.

“Teresa was in Miami for a charity event with a large group of friends, both men and women. The photos show one of those friends helping Teresa out of the venue and to her car. She had some wine and she was wearing heels.”

I think her lawyer forgot to add, “She had some wine and she was wearing heels and she’s also really desperate and thirsty for any kind of attention and knew the stupid blogs would eat this up.” GUILTY.

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