Good news for perverts who love the works of V.C. Andrews and George R.R. Martin. You won’t have to wait for the next season of Game Of Thrones to satisfy your twincest fantasies! Two of Hugh Hefner’s former girlfriends, twin Playboy Playmates Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have just landed a massive, throbbing, seven-figure deal with the internet porn company Brazzers. And they will be appearing on screen together, as far as the law will allow. Guys, I don’t think it gets much sexier than this. Twins AND Hef’s discarded leftovers? It’s a wet dream come true.

According to The Blast:

We’re told shooting dates have already been set, and everyone involved is very excited. As for the type of scenes, we’re told the girls will be shooting boy/girl, girl/girl, boy/girl/girl and all-girl group, and will be appearing in the same scenes together.

We’re told the scenes will all be “tastefully done,” and abide by all the rules and regulations to avoid any issues with siblings being featured together on camera.

I’m guessing that means they will be making eye contact while they get rammed/sucked by other people which really is a very wholesome and loving way to express the familial bond. They can probably touch butts too. They’re both working on getting their improbable asses insured for $1 million each (that’s $500,00 per cheek).

Presumably the insurance will cover any leaking, popping, discoloration due to acne, allergic reactions to foreign bodies, big red hand prints, or implant migration. The twins said:

“Hef would be proud that we are reinventing ourselves just like he had done throughout his legacy!” They added, “There’s no doubt we are the closest twins on the planet!”

Well, I think Abby and Brittany Hensel would disagree but then again, they’re not fucking monsters like some twins we know…

They are also very excited, “to finally share with everyone that we are complete fucking monsters in the bedroom and exclusively with the best … Brazzers!”

I will never understand the fixation with sexy twins if they aren’t both Tom Hardy in Legend. But I never wanted to watch him make out with himself! Ok, maybe I did a little. I guess I’m a fucking monster too.