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If you think Amanda Knox is guilty, you’re not seeing the injustice

The Amanda Knox documentary is still leaving viewers divided about the case, but if you believe in science, you can't believe she is anything other than innocent.

The Netflix original features several key players in the investigation of the murder of British exchange student Meredith Kercher, including Italian prosecutor Giuliano Mignini, who thinks he is a character in a John Grisham novel, British "journalist" (and I use that term very loosely) Nick Pisa, Knox and her co-defendant, Raffaele Sollecito. All tell their version of events and their roles in shaping the narrative of the events surrounding Kercher's murder.

More: Netflix's Amanda Knox is interesting but didn't do Knox any favors

There's a lot of information to be disturbed by in this film, beyond the bloody crime scene photos. Pisa smirks his way through his interviews, describing how his salacious articles slandering the characters of all involved hit the front page and it felt "better than sex." There's Mignini creating an entire sequence of events based on nothing but his unfounded ideas on how innocent — read: pure and virginal — females should behave. There is the outrageous behavior of the police, who lied to Sollecito and allegedly assaulted Knox to get false confessions out of them. There is the statement of Rudy Guede, who was convicted of murdering Kercher, affirming that Knox was not present at the murder scene.

But most importantly, there is the DNA — or, rather, the lack of it.

Much was made of the DNA evidence at the pair's original trial. The prosecution stated that both Knox and Kercher's DNA was found on what they deemed the murder weapon, a knife found in Sollecito's home. Small traces of Knox's and Sollecito's DNA were found in Kercher's bedroom, where her body was located. It was enough to earn their initial convictions.

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But on appeal, DNA experts got involved. In the film, they explain how easy it is to transfer tiny amounts of DNA from skin cells and how, if a crime scene is not properly handled and labs are not following proper protocol, DNA evidence is very easily tainted. According to the experts, that is exactly what happened here. And finding no true DNA at the crime scene would have been nearly impossible given the extremely violent nature of the crime, especially considering how much DNA Guede left behind.

As the delegate Supreme Judge, Court adviser Gennaro Marasca, explained in Knox and Solecito's final acquittal, the two could not have "materially participated in the homicide" as there were no "biological traces that could be attributed to them in the room of the murder or on the body of the victim, where in contrast numerous traces were found attributable to Guede."

Knox and Sollecito were set free by science, which trumps circumstantial evidence and public opinion. It trumps false confessions and kisses at the crime scene and underwear shopping. It's the only true evidence there is, and it all points to Guede acting alone.

Amanda Knox is now available on Netflix.

More: Amanda Knox: A timeline of murder

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Teen Accused of Stealing 65 Cent Milk Carton Is Going To Trial…Seriously

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A 15-year old Virginia middle schooler will stand trial for petit larceny and disorderly conduct after allegedly stealing a 65 cent milk carton. Seriously.

This story was first reported by the Washington Post, but I can’t help but thinking that after I post this Ashton Kutcher is going to pop up and I’ll find out I’ve been punk’d.

Ryan Turk of Graham Park Middle School is a daily recipient of free lunches but in an apparent mix-up was arrested after a school resource officer said he spotted the teen cutting in line and accused him of stealing the 65-cent milk. When Ryan did not cooperate with a trip to see the principal, authorities say, he was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and petit larceny.

From the Washington Post report:

“No one needs to be punished for stealing a 65-cent carton of milk,” said Emmett Robinson, a lawyer representing the family who said Ryan’s arrest was related to institutional racism. “This officer treats kids like they’re criminals, and guess what happens — they’re going to become criminals.”

The school resource officer sounds like the one who should have been disciplined after creating such a ruckus over nothing.

Forcing Ryan to lawyer up and stand trial when the appropriate punishment at most would have been making him miss recess is just patently ridiculous.

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Mandy Moore went to some event looking like the 80s humped her hair hard and yes, it’s a mess, but I will love it if she used Clairol Benders to create it. Because Clairol Benders really need to make a giant comeback. It’s time and everyone’s been waiting. Just ask my mom, I’m sure she’s been waiting for the moment when she gets to pull out her old Clairol Benders from the back of her bathroom cabinet   – Lainey Gossip 

Rita Ora modeled in her chonies for Vanity Fair and I think she’s trying to give us sexy face, but she looks more like she’s trying really hard to hold in a queef that doesn’t want to be held in – Drunken Stepfather

It’s really disturbing that Katie Price doesn’t have Harvey Price’s birthdate tattooed onto the inside of her eyelids so she’ll never forget! – Celebitchy

There’s now a baby in the world who gets to call Kim Richards “grandma” – Reality Tea 

Ben Affleck is totally jacking off while Skyping with Tom Brady – The Superficial 

This is exactly what I want to do every time my phone crashes while trying to install the newest iOS – Towleroad

I actually like this Bella Hadid photo shoot and only because it looks like pictures found in the profile of a Russian dating site – Hollywood Tuna

Francesca Eastwood dyed her hair black and now looks like a come-to-life goth anime character – Popoholic

I see that St. Angie Jolie wants another OSCUH – Just Jared 

Zayn Malik got rid of his beard – Boy Culture

Panty Creamer of the Day: Chris Hemsworth busting out some power bottom moves – Popsugar

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Stars Who Welcomed Babies in 2016: Congrats All Around!

CONGRATULATIONS ALL AROUND!

The following well-known names all became mothers or fathers at some point in 2016...

1. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend John legend and chrissy teigen 2016 academy awards It was a girl for Chrissy Teigen and John Legend in the spring of 2016. Hooray! 2. Candice Accola Candice accola smiles Candice Accola was given an extra special reason to smile in early 2016: the lovely actress gave birth to a girl! 3. Tyra Banks Tyra banks image Thanks to a surrogate, Tyra Banks became a first-time mother in early 2016. We send her and her little boy all of our best wishes. 4. Louis Tomlinson Louis tomlinson baby photo AWWW! SO CUTE! Louis Tomlinson gives us our first look here at his son, Freddie. He has his dad's good looks! 5. Jana Kramer Jana kramer Congrats, Jana Kramer! The actress welcomed a daughter named Jolie into the world in January. 6. Heather Morris Heather morris Way to go, Heather Morris! The former Glee star welcomed her second son into the world in February. View Slideshow

Sandra Kubicka in a bikini . . . and the afternoon links

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Ben Simmons Foot Injury: Full Story & Must-See Details

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The Philadelphia 76ers announced that Ben Simmons- the #1 overall draft pick in June’s NBA draft- has suffered a fracture to “the fifth metatarsal bone of his right foot”. The unfortunate news comes with less than a month to go until the start of the season.

Simmons suffered the injury while scrimmaging this morning and then had an MRI and X-ray today to diagnose the injury.

The LSU product’s multi-faceted game had made him a projected starter for the 76ers this season. Simmons has been pegged by draftniks as a potential franchise player for the embattled 76ers franchise, so to see him already suffer a foot injury is disconcerting for the Sixers fans.

Highly touted center Joel Embiid can give his teammate advice about how to deal with this setback. Embiid is expected to play this season after missing his first two seasons due to foot injuries.

The 76ers have yet to announce a timetable for Simmons’ return though past similar injuries to Brook Lopez and Kevin Durant have forced them to miss the majority of an NBA season.

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Watching <em>Audrie &amp; Daisy</em> was ‘re-traumatizing’ for rape survivor Daisy Coleman

Netflix's new documentary Audrie and Daisy is about two teen girls who were sexually assaulted, then cyber-bullied and shamed online. We sat down with Daisy Coleman to find out what it was like to share such an intensely personal story.

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Audrie and Daisy is a very difficult film to watch but perhaps the most important film of the year when it comes to protecting our kids. Rape culture continues to make headlines, but for two young girls, Audrie Pott and Daisy Coleman, their sexual assaults were made even more tragic when the people they thought were their friends shared photos and videos of the assaults with their entire schools. Sadly, Audrie Pott was so devastated, she took her own life, never having had the chance to tell her story. Daisy Coleman has now become a voice for Pott and others by bravely opening up on film about her own difficult experience.

More: If you read one thing today, make it Viola Davis' speech about surviving sexual assault

In the beginning, Coleman admitted that she was wary of being a part of the documentary and felt very hesitant for the first two or three months. But then, something in her shifted.

"It was after I learned about Audrie's full story, and about how she never got a chance to speak out against her perpetrators because she was bullied immediately after her assault, that I felt really powerfully about being a voice for her," Coleman said.

Still, the process of reliving her own nightmare wasn't easy. The first time Coleman ever saw the film was at the Sundance Film Festival, where she viewed it with a full audience.

More: 10 things every boy needs to hear his parents say about consent

"The first few times I saw the movie, it was slightly re-traumatizing for me because I was basically rehashing my whole life story. But after watching it so many times and going to the Q&As with so many other survivors and victims —I met so many people who are just really grateful that the film was being released —they came forward and told me about their own experiences. I realized the film is much more powerful than just my story. I’m just one of 1 million different cases in our nation. There's so many other women and young adults with so many parallels to my story, Delaney's story and everyone else's story. All survivors and victims are connected in one way or another."

Delaney Henderson also shares her story of sexual assault in the film and has become a close friend of Coleman's.

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Bonni Cohen, the movie's co-director, says some very important conversations need to start happening.

"We really hope that viewers will start to look at their own families, their own schools and communities, and really ask questions that will bring us all out of this denial. Parents may think, 'Oh, it’s not my kid who's sending nude photos of herself to her school friends' or 'Oh, it's not my son who's asking for them, my kid would never bully another kid online or post something inappropriate.' There's a lot of denial among parents about what their kids' lives are like online. We really want to unlock what's really going on and get kids and parents to talk openly and honestly about that life and how it's being led," Cohen said.

Cohen also thinks education around these topics needs to start much earlier. "By the time you get to high school, it’s too late," she said.

To start the conversation, the filmmakers have created educational materials and discussion guides for parents and teachers that are available at AudrieandDaisy.com.

Despite all the darkness in Coleman's past, we're delighted to report that her future looks very bright.

"I have tons of plans. I’m going to tour around colleges on the East Coast and speak about students' Title IX rights, bystander intervention and victim empowerment," Coleman said.

Audrie and Daisy is now streaming on Netflix.

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If you suspect someone might be considering suicide, or if you have struggled with those thoughts yourself, please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK (8255).

Hugh Hefner — Alive Despite Death Scare

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This Is Why I Cry Today: The CW Is Rebooting “Dynasty”

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Here’s my short response to this news: NOOOOOOOooooooooooOOOOOOOO!

There should be an American law stating that Dynasty is an important historical artifact and is not allowed to be fucked with in any way. But since the world is a shit place, that is not a law that exists, so The CW is planning to take Dynasty, stomp on it until its dust and then shit on it. I would sell my family if TNT gave Dynasty the Dallas treatment by doing a sequel starring some of the originals, but The CW is doing a complete re-telling. Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage, who are responsible for Gossip Girl, are behind this travesty. 2016 has really gone and done it this time.

While I contact my congressperson, read the sacrilegious details from Deadline:

The series will be told primarily through the perspectives of two women at odds: Fallon Carrington — daughter of billionaire Blake Carrington — and her soon-to-be stepmother, Cristal — a Hispanic woman marrying into this WASP family and America’s most powerful class.

This is a new spin on the premise of the original series, which focused on oil tycoon Blake Carrington, played by John Forsythe, whose daughter Fallon (Pamela Sue Martin) resents Blake’s much younger former secretary Krystle Jennings (Linda Evans), to whom he is about to get married. Cristal will be a version of the Krystle character in the CW version, giving it a more diverse feel.

Okay, I do love the name Cristal and I do love a messy soap opera about “two women at odds,” but why not just create a whole new show. Why use the Dynasty name? Whyyyyyyy?

I hope that somewhere, Joan Collins is putting on her most powerful-looking power suit and is coming up with a way to own 51% of The CW. Once she makes that happen, she can stomp into the boardroom and let all of the executives know that she now controls the majority stake in the company and her first order of business is to destroy the Dynasty reboot. Please, Dame Joan, we’re counting on you!

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Nicole Kidman Opens Up About Her Previous Marriage to Tom Cruise: “I Was So Young”

Nicole Kidman has been busy promoting her new film, Lion, but in her latest interview with Red magazine, she gets personal while opening up about her first marriage to Tom Cruise. "I was so young when I got married," she explained. "I look back now and I'm like, 'What?' You look at Taylor Swift, I mean how old is she? She's 26. I had two kids by the time I was 27 and I'd been married for four years. But that's what I wanted." The two tied the knot in 1990 after meeting on the set of their film Days of Thunder and later adopted two children, Isabella, now 23, and Connor, now 21.

After getting divorced in 2001, Nicole has gone on to find love with country singer Keith Urban. Not only do they constantly show their love for the cameras and during interviews, but they recently celebrated their 10-year wedding anniversary. "That's really big for us," she said about the milestone. "It was really up and down for the first three months. We've been through a lot for 10 years. And we're stronger than ever. I say that while touching wood, and no way in a boastful way. I just say it with wonder. Absolute wonder." She added, "When you're older, you've been through things, you've made mistakes. So you come into it [a second marriage], still giddy, but wanting it to last. We always consider the us. We say, 'Is this going to be good for us?' It's the simplest phrase, but it works."

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See Prince George and Princess Charlotte’s First Royal Tour Moments, Side by Side

Prince William and Kate Middleton brought their two kids, Prince George and Prince Charlotte, along for their eight-day tour of Canada in September. While it's not the first big trip for 3-year-old George - he accompanied his parents on their visit to Australia and New Zealand back in 2014 - the family's time in Canada marks Charlotte's first foray into the world of high-profile appearances, and she hasn't disappointed. During a play date in British Columbia, Charlotte made the most of her time surrounded by balloon animals and bubble machines, and even said her first public word by shouting "Pop!" as she hugged a giant balloon arch. We're looking back at George's first royal tour two years ago along with equally adorable moments from Charlotte's.

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California’s Brock Turner-Inspired Bill Signed Into Law: Full Story & Must-See Details

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California Governor Jerry Brown on Friday signed legislation into law that has been deemed the ‘Brock Turner’ law after Stanford swimmer Brock Turner’s 6-month rape sentence evoked national outrage. The legislation- which will become law on January 1st, 2017-  will expand the legal definition with new mandatory minimum sentences on some sexual assault offenders.

In a message released with his signature, Governor Brown said he was generally opposed to adding more mandatory minimum sentences but that nevertheless he would sign the bill.

“I am signing AB 2888, because I believe it brings a measure of parity to sentencing for criminal acts that are substantially similar,” Brown said.

Under the current law, convicted rapists using additional force must serve prison time but offenders, like Turner, who are convicted of sexually assaulting someone who is unconscious or incapable of giving consent because of intoxication can alternatively receive a shorter sentence at a judge’s discretion. Assembly Bill 2888 will prohibit judges from giving convicted offenders probation when they sexually assault someone who is unconscious or intoxicated.

Rape has previously been defined as “an act of sexual intercourse” under certain conditions of force, duress or lack of consent. Other types of sexual assault, like penetration by a foreign object, were categorized as separate offenses. Assembly Bill 701 , will expand the legal definition of rape so it includes all forms of nonconsensual sexual assault.

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Open Post: Hosted By Susan Sarandon In Bette Davis Drag

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Finally! Ever since those pictures came out of Jessica Lange’s Shirley MacLaine in My Geisha-looking ass as Joan Crawford, I’ve been waiting and waiting for the paparazzi to come through with pictures of Susan Sarandon as Bette Davis and today they did. Jessica and Susan shot scenes in Los Angeles yesterday for Feud, Ryan Murphy’s newest FX anthology series about the bitch battle royale that Joan and Bette got into while shooting Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? The paps caught Susan walking from her trailer to the set as an assistant with an umbrella protected her immaculate Bette Davis brows from melting in the sun.

I don’t know the context for that AliExpress wig, but I do know that Bette Davis’ hair didn’t look like that in the early 1960s. Like Jessica as Joan, I don’t really see Bette Davis in those pictures. But I do see my abuelita as Rizzo in a senior center production of Grease. But who cares if Jessica as Joan looks more like a white woman as an Asian woman and Susan as Bette looks more like a Latina as Rizzo, I’m still going to watch this like it’s a porn starring Idris Elba and Alexander Skarsgard.

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Netflix’s <em>Amanda Knox</em> doc was interesting but didn’t do Knox any favors

Like so many people who were enthralled by the case, I made a mental note of the release date for Amanda Knox — the original Netflix documentary exploring the complex story of this young American woman who, while studying abroad in Italy, was arrested for murder.

More: Those Netflix promos for the Amanda Knox doc didn't change anyone's mind

I remember so distinctly when the then 20-year-old Knox was accused of killing her roommate, Meredith Kercher. Although I hadn't lived abroad during my collegiate years, I had fled my tiny hometown in South Carolina to attend the University of Hawaii. I was in a place that was foreign to me, my only friends at first the women who lived in the same dorm.

So, in a sense, I related to Knox. When I heard the news, I felt sorry for her. I could see how, when you are in a place you don't know with people you don't know, you could get swept away by a sea of strangers because you are the outsider.

As the case unfolded, though, I too started to question Knox's unorthodox behavior. Something just didn't seem to add up. Then again, grief manifests in different ways for different people. That's what I kept telling myself during the trial and, to be honest, I never really came to a firm conclusion about Knox and her boyfriend Raffaele Sollecito's guilt — even when they were sentenced to nearly three decades in an Italian prison.

When I heard about the Netflix documentary, I thought, "This is it, then. This will erase those doubts I had about Knox, and it will be clear that this was the unfortunate case of a young woman wrongfully accused."

Then I watched the documentary and, I've gotta say, I'm not sure the filmmakers necessarily did Knox any favors.

Many of the same things that plagued me about Knox at 20 years old nag at my subconscious still. Her manner seems... off. While time has erased many of my memories of Knox during the trial, the footage shown in the documentary reminds me of her haunting behavior in the immediate aftermath: smiling at the media, shopping for lingerie with and kissing her boyfriend and pointing the finger at her employer, bar owner Patrick Lumumba.

More: Amanda Knox says "I will never go willingly" back to Italy

While she addresses some of these lingering issues directly in the documentary — the police essentially told her that she made an appointment to meet with Patrick that fateful night, all based on one text message — she fails to offer any resolution for many others.

Why did Sollecito recant his original story and say that Knox had not been with him that night until the wee hours of the morning? Was he, as she suggested, "slapped around" by the police to coerce a confession of sorts?

Although the documentary doesn't necessarily convince me the two are guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt, it certainly doesn't convince me of their innocence, either. I could easily see why Italian authorities would be struck by the pair's peculiar aloofness.

The directors, Rod Blackhurst and Brian McGinn, seem to hope that the documentary will move viewers beyond that particular narrative and into a place of understanding. "We really hope that the film is a portrait of each of these people who are caught up in something far bigger than themselves," Blackhurst told ET, adding, "Nobody had really taken the time to understand who they were as individuals."

So while the documentary succeeds on many levels as a beautiful and powerful examination of a case that became a public entity unto itself, I feel like it fails to achieve what the directors outlined. I don't feel as though I have a less murky grasp about who Knox is as a human and why she would have acted the way she did following the murder of Kercher.

What I will say is that I don't think Knox is outside of the realm of redemption — but the documentary has little to do with that. Rather, it is Knox's everyday life that I feel could exonerate her in the court of public opinion.

More: Amanda Knox is engaged — 7 interesting things about her relationship

Perhaps the directors should have focused a bit more on that. Like the fact that Knox was not paid to participate in the documentary, or that she lives a relatively frugal life as a freelance journalist.

Or how Knox has become an advocate for the wrongfully convicted. How she speaks to other exonerees on a regular basis about "the challenges of moving from a reactive, defensive mindset to a proactive, productive mindset; the strange dichotomy of feeling both young and old, alone and not alone; the need for emotional and financial support post-exoneration; the need for the exoneree's experience to be incorporated into the greater American cultural narrative; and the possibility to translate the exoneree's unique strengths and skills into a resource for the greater society."

That, to me, could make for a compelling case about who Knox is as a human being.

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Clown Attack Prompts School Closure in Ohio

We live in a terrifying world in which an orange-haired freak is stalking the countryside, threatening violence and spreading panic to the masses.

But enough about Donald Trump! There are killer clowns out there, people!

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Yes, as you may have heard, roving gangs of deranged freakin' clowns have been making your nightmares come to life across the country.

Posses of mentally ill circus performers have been spotted in ten states, and it looks like they've progressed from simply scaring the ever-loving sh-t out of kids to actually assaulting people.

Yew, it's tough not too make light of the growing clown crisis, but there's nothing funny about the situation that unfolded in Reading, Ohio over the past 24 hours:

A Kim Youngblood says she was smoking a cigarette outside her apartment building at around 2:45 am, when a man dressed as a clown approached and her grabbed her by the throat.

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According to a police report, Youngblood says the clown told her, "I just kill you now" before he released his grip.

Thankfully, Youngblood wasn't injured.

Unfortunately, her encounter with the clown wasn't over yet.

Before stalking away into the night, the clown reportedly told Youngblood that "some students and teachers would wish they were never born at the Jr. and Sr. High School today.”

Due to the odd specificity of the threat (junior and senior high schools?) and the fact that it came from a grown-ass man walking around at 3 am dressed like a clown, schools throughout Reading were closed today.

After making the threat, the clown  "squeezed [Youngblood] harder for a second then pushed her away and fled the area,” according to a police report.

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“The safety of our students is paramount, so we decided to make the decision to close,” a school official told the New York Post today.

This story already sounds like some sort of bad early Halloween prank, and sadly, it gets worse.

There have been clown sightings in states from Georgia to Colorado.

Residents in Carolinas have been cautioned about dangerous clowns.

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Children in NC reported that a clown tried to lure them into the woods.

As far as anyone knows the predatory Bozo is still at large.

Even more shocking is the fact that copy-cat clowning appears to be an international phenomenon.

Clown Terrorizes British Town

The video above is about a clown who spent several years freaking people out in the UK.

Unlike his American counterparts, however, the guy never got violent or tried to kidnap anyone.

Like this year needed to get any weirder. 

Be afraid, folks. Be very afraid.

Jennifer Garner’s Latest Outing Proves That Her Daughter Violet Is Her Freakin’ Twin

Jennifer Garner flashed a huge smile when she was spotted making her way through LAX on Friday. But while her bubbly presence and laid-back look are nothing new, it was her one minor accessory that really made us do a double take. Jennifer, who recently opened up on Today about parenting her three children, Violet, 10, Seraphina, 7, and Samuel, 4, with ex Ben Affleck, sported a cute pair of glasses. While this is actually no big deal, we couldn't help but be reminded of the time she attended a Senate meeting with Violet in Washington DC back in March 2015. The adorable little girl also wears glasses, and Jen's recent outing proves that they really are one of the most identical mother-daughter duos in Hollywood.

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Nicole Kidman Talks About Becoming Mrs. Tom Cruise At 23

I was a kid when Nicole Kidman got married to Tom Cruise in 1990. My first real memory of them was when they talked to Apu from the cover of an Entertainment Weekly on The Simpsons. They always seemed like full-grown adults to me. But recently Nicole once again reminded me that she was pretty young when she signed her 10-year commitment contract. Not that she regrets it. Well, at least the getting married young part. I’m going to guess that if anything would make Nicole wish for a do-over, it’s probably the being married to a Scientologist part.

Nicole was 23 years old when she became the second Mrs. Tom Cruise and she tells Red UK (via People) that she always wanted to be married and have kids, but she’s still a little shocked that she did it so early.

“I was so young when I got married. I look back now and I’m like, ‘What?’ You look at Taylor Swift, I mean how old is she? She’s 26. I had two kids by the time I was 27 and I’d been married for four years. But that’s what I wanted.”

Nicole, you shady bitch. “How old is she“? Excuse you, Nicole! Taylor Swift may be 26-years-old, but she could get a husband and a family any time she wanted. All she has to do is call up Hire-A-Man to change her ongoing BOYFRIEND WANTED ad to a HUSBAND WANTED ad with an option to upgrade to children. She just isn’t ready to make that kind of long-term commitment yet, Nicole.

Of course, we all know how it turned out between Nicole and Tom. They got divorced, and Nicole is now married to Keith Urban.

Getting married at 23 sounds like a challenge from the universe. But imagine getting married at 23, and having it be to Tom Cruise? That would be a wake-up call for even the most mature 23-year-old. A normal 23-year-old married person would be trying to remember where they put that overdue bill for the cotton candy machine rental from their wedding. A 23-year-old married to Tom Cruise would be worried about making sure to put out the good E-meter when Tom’s friend David Miscavige comes over for dinner and not cringing when he tries to initiate sex by asking if you’re ready to “go to the next level.”

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Blac Chyna Pulled A Rob Kartrashian Last Night

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And no, I don’t mean that Blac Chyna texted Rob’s krush Kim Kartrashian to ask her what she’s wearing right now.

Last night, Blac Chyna did something that totally wasn’t planned out by the producers of her and Rob Kartrashian’s E! shit show. Angela Kartrashian took a page out of Rob’s “How To Get Attention For Your Thirsty Ass With One Simple Tweet” by tweeting his number to her thousands of followers. I’d like to think that after Blac twatted that out, she, Rob and the producers all sat around waiting for his phone to blow up, but all they got were the sound of crickets and one text from the local Domino’s confirming that his nightly standing order is on its way.

Because everyone’s assholes were getting raw from shitting themselves over the anticipation of knowing why Chyna tweeted what she tweeted, she burped up an explanation on Snapchat. The real explanation is that those two fame whores have a reality show to sell, but Chyna said, “To ensure that your man is not texting no bitches, just tweet his number out!” I thought that the only bitches texting Rob were his family members, but I guess not.

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Chyna spits out that “texting bitches” line in her reality show too, so yeah, this subtle STUNT QUEEN is subtle.

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TMZ, the home base of Pimp Mama Kris’ boo Harvey Levin, already said that Chyna and Rob are not “good” and their relationship is about as expired as those cans of clearance section Fix-A-Flat she filled her ass up with many years ago. So I doubt Chyna gives a hell that he’s texting bitches, but I understand that they have to fake like they’re a couple for the sake of the precious gift they created together. No, not the baby growing in her body! Are you crazy? I’m talking about the thing that really matters: their reality show, silly!

And here’s Rob’s krush and The Slow One looking like two rejected dancers from Public Access’ knock-off of Solid Gold called Gold Plated while leaving the Balmain after-party in Paris with Kanye West.

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Kaley Cuoco and Boyfriend Karl Cook Make Their Red Carpet Debut

Actress Kaley Cuoco and boyfriend Karl Cook attended the Longines Masters Gala, in Long Beach, California, last night (Sep. 29, 2016). This was the first time that the couple attended a red carpet event together. …

Kaley Cuoco and Karl Cook Show Sweet PDA During Their Red Carpet Debut as a Couple

Kaley Cuoco and her boyfriend, Karl Cook, made their relationship red carpet official when they attended the Longines Masters Los Angeles Gala in Long Beach, CA, on Thursday. The couple showed sweet PDA as they walked the carpet hand in hand. While Karl wore a blue suit and a navy hat, Kaley looked bohemian in a long, colorful dress. Not only did they keep each other close during the event, but they couldn't help but share a few laughs as they posed for the cameras. The Big Bang Theory actress was first linked to the equestrian back in March, just six months after she divorced tennis pro Ryan Sweeting. Since then, Kaley and Karl have shared some sweet outings around town as well as a handful of cute pictures together on social media.

Prince William and Kate Middleton Help Row a Massive Canoe During Their Canadian Tour

Prince William and Kate Middleton continued their royal Canadian tour on Friday by helping to row a 25-foot Haida war canoe on their visit to the island of Haida Gwaii. Once there, they visited the Haida Heritage Centre and Museum and spoke with locals. Earlier in the week, they made a visit to the McBride Museum on Wednesday, where they sent a telegram and read stories to children, and later headed to Carcross to watch a cultural welcome. The day before, the two traveled to the University of British Columbia Okanagan where they met with members of the Okanagan Nation alliance and unveiled a plaque commemorating the school's 10-year anniversary. They then touched down in Whitehorse, where they chatted with Canadian rangers at the airport, sampled Indian food and met with children at Mission Hill Winery in Kelowna, and attended a cultural performance at the Kwanlin Dun Cultural Centre on the banks of the Yukon River.

On Monday, Will and Kate attended a reception at the Government House in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. William looked sharp in a blue suit while Kate channeled the late Princess Diana with her striking red dress, and earlier that evening, the two braved the rain to attend a special welcome ceremony with first nations community members in Bella Bella. The couple took a walk through the Great Bear Rainforest before sitting front row at a performance from children, who entertained the royals with a traditional song and dance routine. After the show, Prince William addressed the crowd, saying, "It gives me great pleasure to be here today as the Great Bear Rainforest is officially committed to the Queen's Commonwealth Canopy," and spoke on behalf of his grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, adding, "Her Majesty is immensely grateful to you, and the people of Canada, for the leadership you have shown in making this contribution."

After touching down at Canada's Victoria Airport with their children on Saturday, William and Kate let Prince George and Princess Charlotte rest as they began day two of the royal tour. The pair looked cheerful when they arrived by sea plane at the Vancouver Harbour Flight Center on Sunday. While William wore a black suit and tie, Kate donned the country's flag colors in her red and white dress. Throughout the day, the two visited various organizations including Sheway, a charity that supports mothers battling addiction, the Canadian Coast Guard, and the Immigrant Services Society alongside Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and his wife, Sophie. Their recent tour is especially significant as they last visited the country in the Summer of 2011, just a few months after their April wedding.

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Donald Trump Defends 3 am Revenge Porn Tweet, Might Be Some Sort of Coked-Up Vampire

If you watched the first debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton on Monday night, you might've noticed a couple strange things about Donald Trump.

Okay, you might have noticed many, many strange things about Donald Trump during the debate, but for the sake of time and our own sanity, we'll just stick to two things that would've made for some of the weirdest television of the year, even if they'd come from a fictional character and not a real-life guy who wants the nuke codes.

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First there was the Alicia Machado business.

In case you missed it, Machado is an actress and former beauty pageant contestant whom Trump has bullied and body-shamed repeatedly over the years.

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In one of the debate's more surprising moments, Clinton addressed Trump's ongoing harassment of Machado, and instead of apologizing for his past remarks, the GOP nominee doubled down and even attacked Rosie O'Donnell again for good measure.

The next morning, Trump called in to Fox News, seemingly for the sole purpose of attacking Machado again:

Donald Trump on Alicia Machado: A HUGE Problem!

The other aspect of the debate that received the most attention from non-news media the morning after involved Trump's sniffling.

It might seem like a bizarre thing to fixate on, but the guy was really sucking air through his nostrils like Rick James with allergies.

Former Vermont governor Howard Dean even took to social media to speculate that Trump might be doing cocaine.

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So what does the sniffling have to do with the attack on Machado?

Thanks for asking, hypothetical reader!

As you've probably heard by now, Trump took to Twitter around 5 am EST to inform his followers that Alicia Machado appeared in a sex tape, and thus, should be deported ... or some such nonsense:

"Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?"

Take a moment to reflect on the fact that this guy wants to be President of the United of the States, and there's actually a chance that that might happen.

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Okay, now that you're sufficiently terrified, let's set aside the fact that a major party's presidential candidate has resorted to revenge porn and focus on the timing of those tweets.

Aside from drunken frat douches across the land, who tweets about sex tapes at 5 am?!

Even better, Trump is either not clear on when he sent the tweets out, or he was in a time zone where it was even earlier, because he tweeted this just moments ago:

Donald Trump Alicia Machado Tweet

1. Who spells out numbers in a tweet? C'mon, you're working with limited character space! Use it wisely!

2. Man, we dismissed Dean's comment as a low blow, but a coke habit really would explain a lot about the Donald.

That said, we don't actually believe Donald Trump is using cocaine.

The guy boasts about the fact that he's never even been drunk, and we're sure his ego is enough to get him all worked up for his rallies.

But other than cokeheads, who stays up all night tweeting outrageous BS?

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(There's no evidence of a Machado sex tape, by the way.)

Well, we guess that question is just the latest in the long line of Trump-related mysteries.

For that matter, who else effortlessly controls the minds of others, is cursed with an otherworldly skin color, and seems to want to bring the human race to an end?

Whoa. We may have just figured out his secret:

Clearly, Donald Trump is the world's least sexy vampire.

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Feel free to spread that around.

Just don't blame us when you get hit with a yuuuuuge lawsuit. 

We're talkin', like, really enormous, folks.

Chelsea Houska Getting Married This Weekend?!

Great news, everybody: Teen Mom is giving us some happy feelings for a change!

While Farrah Abraham is crying over her douchebag boyfriend and Jenelle Evans is, you know, existing, Chelsea Houska continues to be the best Teen Mom of them all.

Chelsea Houska Looking Great

Chelsea continues to be the cutest Teen Mom, too -- and that's because she just might be getting married this weekend!

Yes, according to rumors, Chelsea is marrying her absurdly handsome boyfriend, Cole DeBoer, tomorrow.

The wedding will be in good ol' South Dakota, and it will surely be charming and romantic and just so very beautiful.

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And just in case you're cautious about getting your hopes up, know that there's solid evidence these rumors are true.

Chelsea posted this photo on Instagram, explaining that this is her sister and that she'd just arrived from Florida.

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The sister posted a photo of her own as well, one of her children with Chelsea's seven-year old daughter, Aubree.

Now, why would Chelsea's sister come all that way with a couple of young kids in tow?

Probably to see her little sister get married, if we had to guess.

Chelsea shared another telling photo, one of some flowers she received from Cole.

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"I don't know what I did to deserve this man," she wrote in the photo's caption, "but I am thankful every single day. @coledeboer beyond proud to be able to call you my husband soon! My favorite flowers, sunflowers and proteas."

So she's excited about being able to call Cole her husband "soon" ... but how soon? Inquiring minds and impatient hearts need to know.

We're just so pumped about Chelsea's wedding because she deserves it so much.

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After all, she made the terrible mistake of getting involved with Adam Lind, and now she has to pay for that for the rest of her life.

Adam was absolutely awful to her, so for her to find a great (and attractive) guy like Cole, it's just a lovely little happy ending.

Of course, we're also looking forward to Chelsea's wedding because she's about halfway through her pregnancy now.

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Can you imagine how precious that baby bump will be in a wedding dress?

Yeah, it's safe to say that we're looking forward to this.

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New Netflix Originals Coming In October 2016: Full List & Trailers

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Netflix’s gives us loads of awesome binge-able original content every month and October is no different. Building on the momentum created by today’s release of Luke Cage– Netflix’s third Marvel original series- October will give us the gift of 24 new originals from the preeminent streaming service. Among the highlights are the hilarious looking comedy movie Mascots and the Justin Timberlake concert movie Justin Timberlake and the Tennessee Kids and the war thriller The Siege of Jadotville. Here is the full slate of Netflix Originals due to arrive in the coming month.

Available October 7

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Dinotrux: Season 3

The Ranch: Season 1, Part 2

Russell Peters: Almost Famous

The Siege of Jadotville

Available October 10

Kuromukuro: Season 2

Available October 12

Justin Timberlake and The Tennessee Kids

Available October 13

Mascots

Available October 14

Haters Back Off!: Season 1

Project MC2: Season 3

Sky Ladder: The Art of Cai Guo-Qiang

Available October 15

Glitch: Season 1

Available October 21

Black Mirror: Season 3 (Part 1)

Joe Rogan: Triggered

Midnight Diner: Tokyo Stories

The Mr. Peabody and Sherman Show: Season 3

Word Party: Season 2

Available October 28

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I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House

Into the Inferno

Skylanders Academy: Season 1

Trailer Park Boys: Out of the Park: Europe

Available October 29

The Fall: Season 3

Available October 31

Chewing Gum: Season 1

Princess Charlotte Is Handling Her First Royal Tour Like a Tiny Pro

Prince William and Kate Middleton have been sharing some pretty precious moments with Prince George and Princess Charlotte during their eight-day tour of Canada. While the couple's trip marks their first visit to the country since Summer 2011 (just a few months after their April wedding), it also marks their 1-year-old daughter's first royal tour - and let's just say, she's crushing it. Not only did she show off waving skills upon her arrival on Saturday, but she also recently stole the spotlight during a party at the Government House in Victoria, British Columbia, by saying her first public word. When it comes to being a princess, it looks like Charlotte is already a little pro.

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NeNe Leakes — Son Gets Robbed at Her Comedy Show

NeNe Leakes' son,Brentt, was trying to help his mom out on her tour but got robbed by an irate fan instead. Brentt was hawking mom's merch Wednesday night when her "So Nasty, So Rude" comedy tourrolled through The Promontory in Chicago.…

Jen Widerstrom: Hottest Photos Of The Trainer & Model

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Earlier today, we posted a hilarious video of Conan O’Brien and Kevin Hart hitting the gym. In the late night segment, you might have noticed that Jen Widerstrom made a brief appearance to try to whip those gomers into shape. Jen has been a trainer on the last two seasons of NBC’s hit television show The Biggest Loser, so she obviously knows a thing or two about fitness.

In addition to being a master trainer, she is also a total knockout. The 34-year-old Downers Grove, Illinois native has appeared in roughly a million different magazines over her career, and she brings the heat every goddamn time.

Before we get down to brass tacks and take a look at Jen’s most jaw-dropping pics, I’ve got one more fun fact for you. In 2008, Jen competed as Phoenix in the second season of the American Gladiators remake.

After all of this info if you’re still not sold that Jen deserves a spot in one of our coveted and highly respected galleries, then you need to be fitted for a straitjacket. For all of our mentally stable readers, enjoy 22 of Jen’s hottest photos.

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10 way-too-easy last-minute celebrity Halloween costumes you’ll def want to try

What is Halloween if not a time to let your freak flag fly, let your hair down and dress up as whomever you damn well please? For most of us, this is probably going to look a lot like our favorite celeb and a lot less like a certain costume that requires a pair of scissors and a bed sheet.

But really, Halloween is kind of awesome for this reason. You could spend hours putting together all your gore and guts to frighten the kids on your block, or you could spy on a few celebrities and figure out how to put their iconic look together in just a few minutes. And you probably already have a bunch of this stuff hanging up in the back of your closet.

1. Eazy-E Eazy E Halloween costume

Eazy E Halloween costume

If you've got a white shirt, a denim button-down shirt, a pair of sunglasses and a hat, then you've got yourself a living tribute to Eazy-E. (And if you haven't seen Straight Outta Compton yet, go watch it right now. It's that good.)

2. Janelle Mone Janelle Mone Halloween

Janelle Mone Halloween

Janelle Mone's classic suspenders and bow tie? So easy an adorable little girl can do it.

More:Janelle Mone silences Twitter troll with five words

3. Amber Rose Amber Rose Halloween

Amber Rose Halloween

This dude gets all the credit for owning it in a black bodysuit and sunglasses as Amber Rose.

4. Katy Perry Katy PerryImage: Nathan Rupert/Flickr

Aaaand it's that easy. If you have a blue wig and a wacky dress lying around, you too can be Katy Perry this Halloween.

5. Johnny Depp Johnny Depp Halloween

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Johnny Depp on Halloween means shaggy hair, a stylish hat, glasses, a flannel shirt and a big ole scarf. Check, check, checkity check.

Next Up: Lady Gaga

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A blond wig, a sexy bra and a leather jacket, and you've got yourself a Lady Gaga that is totally believable.

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7. Selena Selena Halloween

Selena Halloween

Oh, Selena, we miss you. Pull that sparkly bra out of your drawer and put on a big belt, and you've got yourself another awesome costume tribute.

8. Beyonc Beyonc Halloween

Beyonc Halloween

Seriously. This little Beyonc look-alike in a flannel shirt and denim cutoffs is nothing short of amazing.

9. Redfoo Redfoo Halloween

Redfoo Halloween

An LMFAO's Redfoo Halloween costume might be one of the easiest to pull off if you have a curly wig you've been saving for a rainy day. And bonus: You finally get to wear your leopard bicycle shorts.

10. Bruno Mars Bruno MarsImage: dope2111/YouTube

To be Bruno, all you need are sunglasses, some bling, a bandanna, a cool hat and a beautiful singing voice.

11. Taylor Swift Taylor SwiftImage: Lis Ferla/Flickr

Who knew being the biggest pop star in the world could be so easy? To put together a believable T, you'll need a blond wig, a bowler hat, cutesy sunglasses and some pink lipstick.

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Ozzy Osbourne’s ex-mistress just won’t leave his family alone

Ozzy Osbourne's ex-mistress isn't giving up without a fight.

More: Ozzy Osbourne's mistress scandal is turning into one strange love triangle

Even though Ozzy went back to his wife, Sharon, his ex-mistress, Michelle Pugh, is still going after the family — by suing Ozzy's daughter, Kelly.

Kelly hasn't been exactly nice to Pugh, sure. She sent out some tweets shaming Pugh, who is a celebrity hairstylist, after it came to light that Ozzy had an affair with her.

"Anyone looking for cheap chunky LOW-lights a blow out and a b***job call [phone number]," Kelly tweeted. She followed it up with another tweet saying, "My father is almost 70 ever heard of elder abuse?"

More: Kelly Osbourne takes defending her 3-year-old niece just a bit too far

Pugh says that since the tweets have gone out, she's been slut-shamed and cyberbullied. She also claims she lost business because of the scandal. Her lawyer takes it even further and says the tweets are hate speech.

"Yes, we have free speech in this country, but this is more than free speech," said Pugh's lawyer. "This is hate speech, and it's defamatory, and it incites bullying and discloses personal information, and that's when it rises to a different level."

Sorry, but while Kelly's tweets may have been rude, they were definitely not hate speech. She has an issue with Pugh's actions, not who she is as a person. For this to constitute hate speech, Kelly would have to be insulting Pugh's race or religion or gender or something else that's protected. Being pissed at the woman who almost broke up her parents' marriage isn't a hate crime.

Hopefully Pugh isn't expecting a big financial windfall to come of this lawsuit. Kelly has plenty of resources to adequately defend herself, so I don't see this going anywhere.

More: In one harsh tweet, Kelly Osbourne annihilated Ozzy Osbourne's hairdresser GF

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Princess Victoria of Sweden Has a Devilishly Cute Pumpkin on Her Hands This Fall

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Prince George and Princess Charlotte may have made the world collectively say "awww" during their play date in Canada on Thursday, but on Friday, the Swedish royals delivered a quick reminder that their little ones are just as cute. The family shared a personal photo taken by Princess Victoria on Instagram that shows her son, Prince Oscar, surrounded by pumpkins while sitting on a fuzzy blanket at Solliden and Öland's harvest festival. Dressed in a blue sweater, matching pants, and a gray beanie, the 6-month-old royal proved he's ready for his first Halloween by flashing a slight smile while looking off into the distance. Prince Oscar's older sister, Princess Estelle, also knows a thing or two about being adorable. Back in May, she giggled her way through Oscar's christening with her cousin Princess Leonore.

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Stone Cold Net Worth 2016: How Much is Steve Austin Worth Right Now?

Stone Cold Steve Austin Net Worth 2016

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Stone Cold Steve Austin has made a fortune off of stomping mud holes into his opponent and walking them dry. Although currently retired from in-ring competition, The Texas Rattlesnake has been an absolute phenomenon in the squared circle, with a professional wrestling career lasting well over a decade. His rise to main event superstardom began in the WWE, where he would become a six-time world champion and excite the crowd with his anti-authority, middle finger gesturing, and beer guzzling ways.

The Bionic Redneck was born in Austin, Texas, but he would spend much of his childhood in the town of Edna, where he attended high school and played football leading to scholarships at Wharton County Junior College and the University of North Texas. His wrestling career began in 1989, wrestling for World Class Championship Wrestling, winning his first match and receiving $40 for his work. In 1990, he arrived at World Championship Wrestling, quickly winning his first title after just three weeks on the job. After a brief stint in Extreme Championship Wrestling, he would get a call from WWE looking to sign this red hot Texan. Under the bright lights of WWE, Austin would have a meteoric rise to the main event, and he would become one of the most popular professional wrestlers of all-time.

Austin’s star in the WWE shines so bright that it can be almost blinding. He has starred in the main event of three separate WrestleManias, and has since transitioned from a life of in-ring competition to the life as an actor, starring in numerous films over the course of a decade. But after all this tremendous success, how much money has “The Toughest S.O.B. of the WWE” accumulated? Let’s take a gander at The Rattlesnake’s riches.

Stone Cold’s Net Worth as of 2016: $45 Million

Stone Cold’s net worth arrives at an impressive $45 million, significantly topping his former foe Triple H and even besting the highest paid performer in the WWE, John Cena. Steve Austin rivals Hulk Hogan as the biggest star in WWE’s history, so it is not at all surprising to find out that The Texas Rattlesnake currently holds a cool fortune. From battling his boss to fighting bad guys in action films, Stone Cold is force to be reckoned with both inside and outside of the squared circle.

1989 – 1995 Stone Cold Steve Austin Net Worth 1995

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The Texas Rattlesnake would arrive on the wrestling scene in 1989, wrestling with his real name until being forced to change his ring name to Steve Austin, as to avoid confusion with “Dr. Death” Steve Williams, an already well-known professional wrestler with the same name as the rattlesnake. While in the United States Wrestling Association, he would add the word “Stunning” to his name; a nickname that stayed with him during his tenure with World Championship Wrestling.

“Stunning” Steve Austin made his debut for WCW in 1991, quickly winning the World Television Championship. He would then form The Hollywood Blondes with Brian Pillman, quickly ascending to the top of the tag team division, winning both the NWA and WCW Tag Team Championships.

After turning on Pillman, Austin broke out on his own again, winning the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship title against Dustin Rhodes. Austin would then enter into a feud with Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat, who would defeat Austin for the title, only to lose it back to the stunning blonde via forfeit. What should have been an awesome moment in the life of Austin took a swift turn to disappointment alley, as he would lose his title only minutes later to “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan.

After failing to regain his championship, Austin would be fired by WCW, while still recovering from a tricep injury. When Steve Austin arrived in Extreme Championship Wrestling, he was angry as hell, ripping at his former boss on-air and revealing an in-your-face, take-no-prisoners persona, which would carry him to WWE greatness. Within the Land of Extreme, this anti-authority hell raiser quickly rose to the main event, but failed to win the world championship at both November to Remember and December to Dismember 1995. But in late 1995, the WWE would come knocking at the door of The Rattlesnake.

1995 – 1998 Stone Cold Steve Austin Net Worth 1998

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Austin first stepped into a WWE ring on the January 8, 1996 edition of Monday Night Raw, wrestling under the name of The Ringmaster. That night, the future Stone Cold would be awarded the Million Dollar Championship from his manager WWE legend “The Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase. Soon after his debut, Austin would shave his head and grow a goatee; a trademark look that would follow him all throughout his tenure under the bright lights of the WWE.

Much like his flowing blonde locks, Austin would leave the name Ringmaster behind, and return to his rebellious ways, becoming the infamous Stone Cold Steve Austin and ushering in the era of Austin 3:16, giving his legendary promo after winning the King of the Ring tournament in 1996. The brash Stone Cold would quickly rise to the top of the WWE, winning the 1997 Royal Rumble match, and going on to have legendary encounters with the “Hitman” Bret Hart, particularly their epic match-up at WrestleMania 13, where Austin transformed into an crowd favorite, a position he would maintain for much of his WWE career.

In 1997, Austin would add three championship reigns to his resume; winning the tag team championships on two separate occasions, and later winning the WWE Intercontinental Championship in a match that almost ended his career, as he suffered a broken neck while receiving a botched pile driver from former champion Owen Hart. He would get a measure of revenge at that year’s Survivor Series, reclaiming his Intercontinental Championship from Hart. But 1998 would truly be the year of Stone Cold, as he once again won the Royal Rumble match, and would go onto WrestleMania XIV, defeating “The Heart Break Kid” Shawn Michaels for his first world championship.

1998 – 2000 Stone Cold Steve Austin Net Worth 2000

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Right after his WrestleMania victory, the McMahon-Austin feud would begin, as Vince McMahon didn’t like the rattlesnake’s disrespectful nature and implored him to join his side or else. Steve Austin responded with a thunderous Stone Cold Stunner, laying out the chairman and celebrated as the crowd went crazy. Austin would face his boss in a highly-rated segment on an April episode of Raw. This match would lead to Stone Cold’s feud with Dude Love, as Austin retained his title against the tie-dye wearing hippie in two consecutive pay per view encounters.

Austin then moved onto a feud with the “Big Red Machine” Kane, who would defeat the Texas Rattlesnake and take away Stone Cold’s championship at King of the Ring 1998. However, Austin would win the title back the very next night. The beer-drinking Texan would hold onto to his championship for a few months until his corporate enemy Vince McMahon decided to vacate his world title, and then less than a month later, Vince fired him on-screen, only for this Bionic Redneck to return, raise hell and drive his boss even more crazy.

His boss screwed him out of another Royal Rumble victory in 1999, but Austin would gain a measure of retribution at the only edition of WWE’s St. Valentine’s Day Massacre, defeating the embattled billionaire and finally receiving the opportunity to face The Rock at WrestleMania XV for the greatest prize in the industry. After winning the WWE Championship, Austin would feud with The Undertaker, losing his belt, but reclaiming it in short fashion only a month later.

After once again losing his world championship, he would feud with Triple H who had then ascended to the top of the WWE ladder. But Austin would cut this feud short, as he took a nine-month hiatus from competition, stemming from a neck injury received two years prior by Owen Hart’s botched pile driver. In storyline terms, Austin had been mysteriously hit by a car before his scheduled triple threat main event at Survivor Series 1999. He would not return to in-ring competition until No Mercy 2000, attacking the assailant Rikishi who had hit Austin with a car, but it was revealed that Triple H was behind the plot all along.  Austin would not rest without revenge, and would routinely target Triple H and Rikishi at each televised event.

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2001 was a very eventful year for Stone Cold, he won the Royal Rumble match for the third time, and once again defeated The Rock by help of his former foe Vince McMahon. Austin had turned into a full-fledged bad guy. He teamed with top villain Triple H, and they became known as The Two-Man Power Trip, winning the tag team championship. After his partner suffered a horrendous injury, Austin was on his own again, shifting back and forth from bad guy to good guy, until turning heel once more and becoming the leader of the evil Alliance of invading WCW and ECW wrestlers. During this time, he would trade world title reigns with Kurt Angle, solidfying the Olympic Gold Medalist as one of the top star’s in the business.

After The Invasion angle folded, Austin once again became a baby face, assaulting Booker T in a supermarket, feuding with a returning NWO, and kidnapping Scott Hall. But behind the scenes, Stone Cold was very dissatisfied with the product, calling the story lines “piss poor,” and walking away from the company in June 2002. He would not return to the WWE until February 2003, defeating his former WCW employer Eric Bischoff in a squash match, and then going onto WrestleMania XIX to have his retirement match against The Rock.

Later that year, Austin would become the co-general manager of Monday Night Raw, and later acted as the program’s sheriff. As the years progressed, Austin would appear less and less on WWE television, as he would transition his talents to film such as The Longest Yard, The Expendables, The Condemned, Grown Ups 2, and many more. Austin would only appear on WWE television during special occasions, such as refereeing The Battle of The Billionaires match at WrestleMania 23, pitting Vince McMahon’s hand-picked opponent against an opponent chosen by current Presidential Candidate Donald Trump at WrestleMania 23. And in 2009, Stone Cold’s career would come full circle as he was inducted into that year’s class of the WWE Hall of Fame. But The Texas Rattlesnake hasn’t entirely walked away from WWE’s limelight, most recently appearing at this year’s WrestleMania, alongside fellow wrestling legends Shawn Michaels and Mick Foley.

The Texas Rattlesnake has traveled down a path of glory, inspiring an ocean of fans across the globe with an entertaining and rebellious attitude that cannot be replicated. Austin may very well be the most popular professional wrestler to ever walk this green Earth. It should surprise no one that such a powerful performer was able to accumulate such a mammoth amount of money. From movies to the ring, Stone Cold has earned every penny of that $45 million, as he will live on forever in the archives and within the mind of even the most casual fan.

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Shailene Woodley’s Cleavage for the Environment!

Shailene Woodley showed some nice cleavage while walking the red carpet for the Global Green 20th Anniversary Environmental Awards! View the pictures (Via I Don't Like You In That Way)

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Pop A Bottle Of Small-Batch Sarsaparilla, Blake Lively’s Second Baby Is Here

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“And don’t forget to have the help pour that sarsaparilla into an antique hand-hammered silver julep cup that’s been chilling in the ice box for several hours. If you’re going to toast my new lil’ chicken dumplin’, do it right.”

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are now one baby closer to receiving their official Breeders Club membership card in the mail. Sources have confirmed to People and UsWeekly that Blake gave birth to the baby that has already gotten closer to more couture dresses than most of us ever will in our entire lifetimes.

Blake reportedly gave birth in New York sometime this week. Other than that, no more information about Second Baby Reynolds is known. Blake gave birth to her daughter James Reynolds back in 2014, and we didn’t end up getting a name confirmation until months later. So it will probably be a long-ish time before we find out what Blake and Ryan named this new baby or see the first “You fucked up” pictures of Ryan carrying the new baby in sling around his waist like a fanny pack.

We do know that Blake and Ryan’s new baby has already had two visitors. UsWeekly says that Blake’s older sister Robyn Lively has swung by the hospital. What a truly blessed day that must have been for Baby Reynolds since that’s the day they found out their aunt is Teen Witch.

Page Six says that Blake’s Basic Squad Cheer Captain Taylor Swift has also visited the new baby. I wonder if Taylor brought along an infant modeling coach to make sure that Blake’s new baby knows how to smile through the second-hand embarrassment. “We don’t want another Reynolds to ruin one of Auntie Tay Tay’s perfect Instagram pictures, do we? No we don’t! No we don’t!”

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Sister Wives Shocker: Are ALL The Wives Leaving Kody?!

When we last heard from the Sister Wives, Kody Brown was considering taking on two new wives -- gross, right?

Kody already has four wives, so you'd think he'd be satisfied, but you'd be wrong.

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His fourth wife, Robyn, was reportedly so upset about Kody's desire to add a couple more ladies to the Brown clan that she threatened to leave him.

Meanwhile, his other three wives -- Meri, Janelle, and Christine, the ones that have been with Kody for years -- were kind of "whatever" about it.

A former family friend said that Kody wasn't too concerned about the prospect of Robyn leaving him, as "Kody's main goal is to keep the series going and to make money. He's a snake."

But Kody might have a little more cause for concern now.

Kody and His Sister Wives

According to a new report, Sister Wives might be canceled. It's a rumor we've heard before, but there's a new twist.

The word now is that while the show could be canceled, a new spinoff could be in the works.

A spinoff featuring Meri, Janelle, Christine, and Robyn. Without Kody.

How amazing would that be?

Kody Brown and His Better Halves

Really, all Kody adds to the show is his own disgusting brand of douchebaggery. He wouldn't be missed at all if he was gone from the show -- it would actually be a lot easier to watch.

Just think about it: we could see the sister wives dating, forming new relationships, ones that hopefully wouldn't be as sketchy as the "marriages" we see on the show now.

The sister wives might finally feel free to badmouth Kody: meaning they might finally be able to tell the truth about him.

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But while the idea of a new show featuring the wives without Kody is undeniably appealing, the best thing about this development would be that the ladies would finally be away from Kody in their actual lives.

He's been awful to his wives, so awful that Meri actually had an affair.

Yes, her affair got twisted as a cautionary tale about catfishing, but the fact remains that Meri thought she was talking to a man, and since her family has the bizarre belief that a man can have multiple wives that each have to remain faithful to that one man, it's sketchy.

Meri Brown: Sister Wives Star Geting Emotional

Meri was so desperately unhappy with her marriage that she became involved with a stranger on the internet, and that's sad.

It's also proof that Kody is a manipulative jackass that shouldn't have one wife, let alone four.

So yes, bring on the divorces and the spinoff series and the downfall of Kody Brown. We would welcome those things gladly.

Don’t Call It a Comeback, but Jennifer Lawrence Just Made Her First Public Appearance in Months

We missed you, Jennifer Lawrence! The actress popped up at Paris Fashion Week on Friday to attend the Dior runway show at the Rodin Museum and posed for photos outside before heading to her front-row seat. Jennifer rocked a dressy-casual sheer top and boyfriend jeans and took in the Spring 2017 collection next to other fashion insiders; the Hunger Games star has been the face of Dior's campaigns since 2012 and has frequently worn the brand for red carpet appearances.

This is the first time we've seen Jen at a high-profile event in roughly five months; she made a stop at The Tonight Show back in May and attended the GLAAD Media Awards with Robert De Niro that same month. While it seems she's been keeping a low profile, we'll likely see more of her out and about when she begins promoting her upcoming space drama, Passengers, alongside Chris Pratt later this year. We can't wait!

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Sports Stars Who Are Winning on and off the Field

Laurie Hernandez became a breakout star at the Rio Olympics, and her turn on Dancing With The Stars has only bolstered her fame.

Elsewhere, Tom Brady might be serving a four-game suspension, but that guy is always winning. Some athletes are just, well, winners.

Not many athletes have the luxury of on-field success combined with off-field superstardom. These 10 athletes have that going right now.

Either their teams are of the winning variety or they are individually successful in their respective solo sports. In addition to that, these athletes experience great fame in pop culture for their contributions to entertainment, fashion or simply for their dope lifestyles.

Sure, it's tough to know about the private feelings of these athletes, but they sure appear to be leading successful, enjoyable lives. Example:Do a lot of people wish they were Tom Brady? Probably.

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Tim Burton: SLAMMED for Seemingly Racist Remarks

Let's just be clear up front:

We do not think Tim Burton is a racist. Not in the least.

But the director is under pretty major fire at the moment for some remarks made about his latest movie.

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Speaking on Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children to Bustle, Burton made the following remark in regard to diversity in his movies.

Or lackthereof, really, considering there are practically only white people in this latest flick.

"Nowadays, people are talking about it more," Burton said, elaborating:

"Things either call for things, or they don’t. I remember back when I was a child watching The Brady Bunch and they started to get all politically correct. Like, OK, let’s have an Asian child and a black.

"I used to get more offended by that than just … I grew up watching blaxploitation movies, right? And I said, that’s great. I didn’t go like, OK, there should be more white people in these movies."

What Burton seems to be saying here is that he's against quotas.

He's saying one should not hire a minority simply to hire a minority.

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And he's come under attack for this point of view; and/or the way he expressed it.

Samuel L. Jackson, the only nonwhite cast member in Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children, was made aware of Burton's comments and rushed to the director's defense.

"I had to go back in my head and go, how many black characters have been in Tim Burton movies?" Jackson said.

"And I may have been the first, I don’t know, or the most prominent in that particular way, but it happens the way it happens. I don’t think it’s any fault of his or his method of storytelling, it’s just how it’s played out.

"Tim’s a really great guy."

Unsurprisingly, however, Twitters users were less forgiving.

“He's just one of the many directors who think that for a world to be magical and fantastical it must be white,” one user wrote of Burton, whose name began trending on Twitter.

Another added:

"Its fascinating that Tim Burton has a huge imagination in the rendering of his films, but a Asian kid in Miss Peregrine is a stretch for him."

This person, meanwhile, made a salient and also humorous point:

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And this person did the same:

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Do you find Burton's remark offense? What about his history of casting the same people in his movies?

Or is this much ado about not very much at all?

When you consider the following race-related scandals, the fact that this is getting any attention at all feels sort of silly, doesn't it?

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28 Kate Middleton Mom Moments That Will Melt Your Heart

Kate Middleton became a mother of two in May 2015, when she gave birth to daughter Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. The baby girl joined big brother George, who celebrated his third birthday in July. Since his arrival in 2013, Kate and George have shared plenty of sweet moments, but now that there's another little one to love, we're looking at her cutest mom moments with both babes. Read through to see Kate's best snaps with George and Charlotte, and then take a look at both royal baby's debut's side by side!

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St. Angie Jolie Reportedly Got Temporary Full Physical Custody Of The Child Army

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TMZ claims that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have agreed to a temporary custody agreement that will stay in place as they shank at each other in a lawyer’s office conference room while trying to work out a permanent agreement. The L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services, who are still investigating Brad’s alleged drunken meltdown on a jet, handed over their recommendations and gave Angie and Brad two options: take it or Crisco up their mugs and battle it out in court. They took it.

Sources (Hi, real-life Olivia Pope!) tell TMZ that Angie and Brad agreed to the following agreement which will last for the next 3 weeks:

Their 6 children will live with Angie full-time.

Brad gets visitation rights. A therapist will watch him during his first visit with the kids. If the therapist thinks it’s okay for Brad to hang out with his kids alone, the rest of the visits won’t be supervised. If not, the therapist will supervise every visit.

Brad will randomly get tested for drugs and booze. Brad was already tested and came up negative for both.

Therapy for everyone! Therapy for Angie! Therapy for Brad! And family therapy for Brad, Angie and the kids.

Once the 3 weeks is up, DCFS could either change the rules or let the courts deal with it.

So in other words, Angie got everything she wanted. It may seem like this agreement goes hard on Brad, but it’s not so bad. Now that he’s living alone, he can turn his house into a giant hot box and freely smoke the good shit without that judgmental ass St. Angie screaming at him about how he’s going to get one of the kids secondhand stoned. Oh wait, I just re-read the part about random drug testing. Goddammit! Brad better get Jacques Jolie-Pitt certified as a therapy dog STAT! That way whenever Brad has to get drug tested, he can insist that his therapy dog must go into the bathroom with him for “emotional support.” And by “emotional support” I mean “piss in the cup for Brad.” I hope Jacques Jolie-Pitt doesn’t get pee shy.

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Duggar Family: Axed By TLC Because of Josh Scandals?

It's been more than 19 months since the allegations that Josh Duggar molested five young girls first went public.

At first, Duggar fans expected the family to deny the reports.

Instead, it emerged that parents Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar helped hide Josh's crimes from the authorities.

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Throughout 2015, things continued to deteriorate for the Duggars.

Several more scandals were unearthed, most (though not all of them) involving Josh.

In October of last year, it was revealed that Josh had two paid accounts with Ashley Madison, a service that helps facilitate affairs between married people. 

Shortly thereafter, a sex worker named Danica Dillon came forward with allegations that Josh had paid her for sex and treated her so roughly during the encounter that she suffered from PTSD.

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It looked to all the world as though the wholesome Duggar brand had been damaged beyond repair.

Remarkably, however, the family was able to finagle its way back onto television with the TLC reality series Counting On, now in its second season.

At first, the network was understandably tentative about taking another chance on the Duggars.

The show started as a limited-run miniseries before being picked up for a full season.

Crucial to its early success was the fact the belief amongst viewers that Counting On would never feature Josh, Jim Bob, or Michelle Duggar.

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That's already proven to be partially untrue, as Jim Bob and Michelle have made several controversial cameos during the show's second season.

Now there are reports that Josh may be returning to Counting On to tell his side of the story and try to win sympathy from viewers.

According to several media outlets, the mere mention of Josh appearing on the show has been enough for TLC execs to make it clear they will cancel Counting On, if the Duggars persist in their belief that it would be a good idea to bring Josh on camera.

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The network was already reportedly considered canceling the show due to less-than-stellar ratings and severed relationships with advertisers who are angry that their commercials appeared during such a controversial series.

Now, the Duggars have reportedly been warned that production will be shut down if they attempt to shoot a Josh cameo.

Looks like fans of the family won't have to worry about being reminded of the family's scandalous side during Counting On.

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But with the way the Duggars are trying their bosses' patience, viewers might have to worry about the show not coming back for a third season at all.

Watch Counting On online at TV Fanatic to get caught up on what could be the show's final season.

LISTEN: Bon Iver’s New Album ’22, A Million’

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22, A Million is the long-awaited album from Bon Iver. 22, A Million was released at midnight on September 30, 2016. Before its release, it had critics and fans alike buzzing with anticipation.

According to an album-related press release given to Rolling Stone:

22, A Million is part love letter, part final resting place of two decades of searching for self-understanding like a religion. And the inner-resolution of maybe never finding that understanding. The album’s 10 poly-fi recordings are a collection of sacred moments, love’s torment and salvation, contexts of intense memories, signs that you can pin meaning onto or disregard as coincidence. If Bon Iver, Bon Iver built a habitat rooted in physical spaces, then 22, A Million is the letting go of that attachment to a place.

It’s the artist’s first album in five years. The critical consensus is that it was worth the wait. The album has some of the most unique track names you’ll ever see. Take a look and listen for yourself.

22, A Million Track List

1. 22 (OVER S∞∞N)
2. 10 d E A T h b R E a s T ⊠ ⊠
3. 715 – CRΣΣKS
4. 33 “GOD”
5. 29 #Strafford APTS
6. 666 ʇ
7 21 M♢♢N WATER
8. 8 (circle)
9. ____45_____
10. 00000 Million

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Listen to 22, A Million On Apple Music

For those with Apple Music or iTunes memberships, the album is available for listening and downloading.

22, A Million Singles

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23 things we know so far about the <em>Gilmore Girls</em> revival

Ever since it was announced that Netflix is reviving Gilmore Girls, fans of the beloved series haven't been able to contain their excitement. It certainly is thrilling news for those who will forever hold a special place in their hearts for Rory, Lorelai, every other character and, of course, the town of Stars Hollow.

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So, until fans can actually sit down and binge the episodes, let's keep track of everything we know so far about the GG revival.

1. The official trailer Gilmore Girls trailer

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This revival trailer is everything fans could've hoped for.

2. There will be four new episodes

There are four 90-minute episodes, which are all titled after the four seasons. The first episode will be "Winter," and the last will be "Fall."

3. The release date

All four episodes will officially be released on Friday, Nov. 25 at 12:01 a.m. PT.

4. There will be a time jump

The revival is set in the present, which is around eight years after the series came to a close.

5. These characters are all returning

Basically, every single character Gilmore Girls fans know and love is returning, including Lorelai, Rory, Emily and Luke.

More: QUIZ: Think you're the biggest Gilmore Girls fan? Prove it!

6. Rory's love interests are appearing

Yes, all three of Rory's major love interests will make an appearance. It's unclear who she will end up with (or if she'll end up with any of them), but Dean, Jess and Logan are all returning.

7. The original series creator returned

Original series creator Amy Sherman-Palladino and executive producer Daniel Palladino wrote all four episodes. Each of them also directed two of them.

8. The series title

The revival is titled Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life.

9. Those final four words

The infamous final four words ASP had planned since the very beginning will finally be revealed. They will also be exchanged between Lorelai and Rory. As Lauren Graham told Entertainment Weekly, the final four words don't bring closure, but actually set up some type of a cliff-hanger.

10. First-look photos

Thanks to Entertainment Weekly, fans can get a better view of the revival through these sneak-peek photos.

More:Jess' official return to Gilmore Girls could mean bad news for Dean fans

11. Luke and Lorelai's relationship status

After all these years, Luke and Lorelai are still not married, EW revealed (via TV Line). As frustrating as that is, there is going to be a wedding, so maybe it's theirs?

12. Richard's death

Seeing as Edward Herrmann died in 2014, his character Richard will no longer be part of the GG universe. Kelly Bishop told TV Line that when the revival begins, four months have passed since Richard's death.

13. A lot of new characters

From Parenthood's Mae Whitman (yes, she is reuniting with her TV mom Graham), to Younger's Sutton Foster, to Bunheads' Stacey Oristano, to Scandal's Dan Bucatinsky, there are a lot of new characters popping up in Stars Hollow.

14. Melissa McCarthy will return

Despite all of that drama over whether or not, and why McCarthy wouldn't return as Sookie, that's all over and done with. She is back as Lorelai's best friend — thank goodness.

15. Here is the poster Gilmore Girls poster

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Just look at that cup of coffee. It's just so GG.

16. Lorelai still loves snow Lorelai and Rory snow

Lorelai and Rory snow

In this photo shared by Entertainment Weekly, it's good to know that Lorelai's infatuation with snow hasn't gone away. Also, can we talk about how beautiful this photo is?

17. Luke and Lorelai are surprised by something Lorelai and Luke

Lorelai and Luke

Hmm... what are these two so shocked over? Is Kirk showing a horrible movie at the Stars Hollow movie theater? Does it have to do with all that baby talk? Whatever it is, Luke and Lorelai are really surprised.

18. A funeral is happening Emily, Lorelai, Rory

Emily, Lorelai, Rory

Based on the above photo released by Entertainment Weekly, Emily, Rory and Lorelai are all at the cemetery. I can only imagine this is in relation to the death of Richard. If this photo is making me emotional now, I can only imagine how I'll feel seeing it play out on-screen.

19. They still eat at Luke's Diner Luke's diner

Luke's diner

Thanks to Entertainment Weekly, fans will feel so much excitement over seeing Rory and Lorelai hanging once again with Luke at his diner. Also, take note of Lorelai drinking coffee, those holiday decorations in the background and how Luke is still wearing his famous hat.

20. Rory's job is...

In a September interview with Us Weekly, Alexis Bledel revealed that despite all of the speculation over Rory possibly being a teacher, she is definitely not. "She has been working hard, as she does," Bledel said. "She started her work as a journalist at the same time that newspapers were going away. Her field changed dramatically as she was just kind of getting up and running. So that’s where we pick up with her." She added, "It’s real time, so it’s been about eight years that she’s been living a bit of a vagabond lifestyle, kind of chasing each story that she becomes passionate about and wants to tell." Everyone feel better now?

21. This other coffee-themed poster GG poster

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Just in time for National Coffee Day on Thursday, Sept. 29, this poster — featuring Lorelai, Rory and of course, coffee — was released.

22. Another mini Parenthood reunion

While chatting with Bustle, Parenthood star Sarah Ramos revealed that not only did she visit Lauren Graham on the set of the GG revival, but she also filmed a scene. She doesn't have any lines, but may be spotted in the background at some point near the gazebo. Here's hoping she just happens to be in the same episode as her and Graham's other Parenthood co-star, Mae Whitman.

23. Some "intense adult scenes"

Scott Patterson revealed at Entertainment Weekly's pre-Emmys party (via E! News) that Luke and Lorelai will have some steamy scenes. He said, "There are definitely some fireworks there. We did some really intense adult scenes. Since the movies are only an hour and a half long, it has way more detail and the writing is deeper and seems longer, so it sort of changed." Well, that sure sounds like something fans will enjoy.

More:Lauren Graham is almost as excited as I am for Sookie's Gilmore Girls return

Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

Gilmore Girls then and now

Gilmore Girls then and now

Iggy Azalea: My Album Is Delayed Because Nick Young Cheated On Me!

Iggy Azalea has had a tough year. 

Her relationship with Nick Young came to a grinding halt in June and there was much speculation about what actually transpired between them. 

We got the truth through various different reports. 

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Nick had an affair with his ex-girlfriend, Keonna Green, and got her knocked up. 

It really does not get less class than that, but you have to respect Azalea for sticking to her guns and getting rid of him. 

Iggy took to social media with a very cryptic message about the whole thing.

"Unfortunately although I love Nick and have tried and tried to rebuild my trust in him – it’s become apparent in the last few weeks I am unable to," Iggy wrote.

There's absolutely no way you could rebuild trust in someone who went out and got some other chick pregnant. 

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That's a big no-no and we're just glad Iggy got out before things got much more serious. 

That said, things between she and Nick were already pretty serious. 

They were engaged and living with each other.

Moving on was never going to be an easy task. 

Nick was an untrustworthy mess.

He allegedly waited until Keonna was four months pregnant before lifting the lid on his conquests. 

Yes, that's how bad he was. 

It clearly didn't cross his mind that the lie was only going to get worse with time. 

Now, we're hearing that Iggy had to take some time out following the upset in her life. 

That's allegedly why her highly anticipated new album has yet to see the light of day. 

Keona Green Keeping It Classy

"I needed a lot of time," she told PEOPLE on Thursday night.

"I mean, you wake up one morning and your fiancé is having a baby with someone else, you're going to need some time, right?"

She's totally right. No one is going to be able to rebound from all the drama and work in the studio. 

Granted, Nick's deceit probably helped Iggy find some material for the album. 

"I just kind of felt like, on top of me needing the personal time, then feeling, 'Okay, I'm single now. I want to have sexy songs. I want to say stuff about being single,' " Azalea revealed. 

"I obviously didn't write that on my [original] album because when I wrote it I was about to get married … I don't want to go and promote my album and get asked about my relationship that has just crumbled."

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Iggy is moving onwards and upwards in the wake of her personal life falling apart. 

She's been spotted a lot recently with French Montana, fueling rumors that the two of them are an item. 

She also took up a judging role on The X Factor Australia. 

She's keeping herself very busy. 

What do you think about all of this?

Hit the comments below!

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Justin Theroux Wants You To Stop Bullying Jennifer Aniston’s Uterus

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux go shopping for furnitures in New York

The picture you’re looking at was taken a few days ago while Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston went furniture shopping in NYC. I’m sure it took about six seconds before someone at UsWeekly or In Touch shouted “Furniture for what? A new baby? That must be why she’s covering her stomach with a jacket!” and got to working on laying out a JEN’S BABY JOY cover. Well, you know what? Justin Theroux wants people to cut the “womb watch” shit out.

During the same Men’s Health UK (via People) interview in which he came for men in shorts, Justin talked about the media’s obsession with Jennifer’s body, specifically her womb. Justin was asked about the essay Jennifer wrote for the Huffington Post back in July about how she’s officially over the endless stream of speculation over her uterus. Just like how Justin wants the media to stop dragging his wife into the Brangelina drama, he wants the tabloids to also stop dragging his wife’s 47-year-old uterus into stories.

“I was very proud of what she wrote. It was a rare insight into how disgusting all that is. At some point it becomes bullying. It sucks when people aim cameras at your stomach on some bizarre womb watch. But more to the point, it’s equally damaging to the national conversation.”

I wish Justin had followed up his comment by asking why tabloids are so obsessed with whether Jennifer Aniston is pregnant or not. I honestly have no idea! Did Nostradamus predict that the world was going to end when Jennifer Aniston got knocked up? Did Jesus appear in a tortilla in Mexico and spell out “the second coming will be delivered by Rachel Green from Friends” with his tears? Like, unless her pregnancy was predicted by The Weekly World News and that the father is Bat Boy, then it’s not really worth paying so much attention to.

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Friday Fit Girls You Wish Were Your Trainers

If there’s one thing we like more than just trying (emphasis on trying) to stay fit, it’s looking at fit girls. We really can’t help it. Whether we catch some girls sweating it out at the gym or see photos of stunning fit girls online, we realized we’ve got a very weak spot for babes who know how to take care of their bodies. They could be wearing sweatpants one day and a bikini the next, we really don’t care. They’re drop dead bombshells who’ve got fine ass discipline!

Today’s Friday and we’re rounding up our week’s favorite Friday Fit Girls. So lo and behold those toned abs, contoured biceps, and round buttocks that we’re pretty sure were carved by the gods themselves.

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Donald Trump Wants Everyone To Check Out Alicia Machado’s “Sex Tape”

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I know, I’m really not right for not putting a “TRIGGER WARNING” above that close-up picture of Trump. Never forgive me that.

Early this morning, while many of us were in a deep sleep, dreaming about puppies, Alexander Skarsgard and Double-Doubles, Donald Trump was sitting straight up on the California King-sized tanning bed he sleeps in and orange grenade smoke shot out of his ears as he continued to rage over the Alicia Machado situation. Jabba the Trump grabbed his phone and used his roasted baby carrot fingers to furiously tweet more shit about Alicia Machado. Trump is staying bothered!

If you have no idea what this Alicia Machado situation is about, then stand back and take in the hot glares of jealousy from those of us who wish we were as innocent in the mind as you. But if you want to know, then Alicia is Miss Universe 1996 and she’s been dragging Trump and campaigning for Hillary Clinton. Alicia, who was born in Venezuela, said that during her reign as Miss Universe, Trump called her “Miss Piggy” and “Miss Housekeeping.” Hillary brought up Alicia Machado during the debates and said that she became a U.S. citizen just so she can vote against the barbecued piece of gristle. The day after the debate, Trump called into Fox & Friends and mouth farted about how Alicia was the worst Miss Universe of all-time and that she gained a bunch of chunk, which was a problem. Trump later said that the Miss Universe organization wanted to snatch Alicia’s crown away, but he convinced them not to and saved her job.

Trump is obviously still mad about it, because at around 5 this morning, he went off again in a few tweets where he called Alicia “disgusting” and said to check out her sex tape. Yes, Trump was rage-tweeting at 5am. (“Yeeaaaaaaowwwww, what did I tell you all?” screamed Dr. Howard Dean somewhere.)

Wow, Crooked Hillary was duped and used by my worst Miss U. Hillary floated her as an "angel" without checking her past, which is terrible!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016

Using Alicia M in the debate as a paragon of virtue just shows that Crooked Hillary suffers from BAD JUDGEMENT! Hillary was set up by a con.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 30, 2016

Like (NSFW) Melania Trump, Alicia Machado has posed nipples-out naked before and she boned a dude under the sheets on a Big Brother-style Spanish reality show in 2005. That’s not really a “sex tape” to me. It’s not a sex tape unless you see some fuck-part-going-into-a-fuck-part action. Who can fap to a grainy clip of some moving sheets?! Well, apparently Donald Trump can, because you know before he tweeted those tweets, he used his sweaty Dooneese hands to hate-fap to Alicia’s “sex tape.” It’s actually pretty impressive that Trump was able to type those tweets with his sticky fingers.

And here’s Alicia Machado campaigning for Hillary in Miami last month:

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Not that we needed it, but Brad Pitt’s bodyguard confirmed his cheating ways

As if it comes as a surprise to anyone, there's totally a witness who says Bradd Pitt definitely cheated on Jennifer Aniston with Angelina Jolie.

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The man who worked as their bodyguard on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith, where they met, says they were like a couple of teenagers, sneaking around to make out and passing each other love notes at work.

"[Angelina] and Brad were constantly laughing and flirting with each other and acting like two school kids who had the hots for each other, and it was so cute. I caught them several times in each other’s trailers making out," the bodyguard, Mark Behar, told Us Weekly. "I wasn't shocked at all when they got married years later."

And apparently Behar is pretty nosy, because he added that the notes they passed were "sexual in content."

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But just like they began their relationship like a couple of teenagers, it seems like that's the way Pitt and Jolie are ending it: with plenty of drama.

Since Jolie filed for divorce, ending their 12-year relationship and 2-year marriage, it's come to light that Pitt is being investigated by the FBI for child abuse following an allegedly violent encounter with his son, Maddox, on the family's private plane. Sources close to Pitt say the abuse claims are a "smear campaign" that comes straight from Jolie. and if a friend of Jolie's is to be believed, that may not be far from the truth.

"Angie says she is going to destroy him," the insider reportedly said. "If something is broken, she just throws it away."

Yikes.

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Can’t beat Blake Lively’s birth plan — it included Taylor Swift

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively are officially parents of two!

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E! News says sources have confirmed that the couple's second baby has arrived, though no reports on the bundle of joy's name or sex yet. According to Page Six, one of the most famous faces in the world made sure to be on hand to welcome the new arrival into the world: Taylor Swift.

Those sources said Swift was en route today to the hospital in Manhattan where Lively gave birth to visit the happy family. It's not particularly surprising that Swift would be one of the first to see the new little one — she and Lively have been friends for a long time. Swift attended Lively's New York baby shower last month. The guest list was kept super-private, but Swift's name was one that leaked. Here's hoping she had a song ready to welcome the newborn with — that would be a truly one-of-a-kind birth story.

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Fans of Reynolds and Lively have known for some time now that they were expecting their second baby. Reynolds also opened up about the pregnancy late last month at an Eddie Bauer and American Forests for the One Tree Initiative event.

"My wife is just extraordinarily pregnant right now, so there's not a lot of hiking in her immediate future — nor do I think it's going to happen the second she gives birth, either," he said, smiling. "I'm told there's some recuperation that's needed." He also commiserated with his miserable wife, saying because of the heat, August is "the worst month on earth to be pregnant."

Hey, at least all that misery results in a brand-new baby. Congrats, Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds!

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Reach Temporary Settlement: Who Gets the Kids?

Just two weeks ago, who would have thought that we'd be talking about drug testing and therapy sessions when it comes to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

But here we are.

Incredibly, shockingly, sadly... here we are.

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Sources have confirmed to TMZ that Jolie and Pitt have reached a temporary settlement in their bitter divorce battle.

The actor and the actress sat down this week with the Los Angeles County Department of Children and Family Services, along with their personal attorneys, to hash out the details.

Jolie, of course, filed to divorce Pitt on September 19.

At the time, she cited "irreconcilable difference" as the basis for the couple's legal split, stating for the record that she and Pitt had separated on September 15.

The day before that separation date, Pitt allegedly got drunk on board a private airplane... and at least verbally abused his 15-year old son, Maddox.

Some have even said that Pitt physically abused Maddox, an accusation that has led to an FBI investigation and talk that Pitt is a terrible parent.

So that brings us today.

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Sources familiar with the estranged couple's situation tell DCFS that it made its recommendations and that the celebrities were faced with two options by the organization:

Agree to their deal... or fight it out in court.

Both sides have apparently agrees to the settlement laid out by DCFS.

And these are the terms of the settlement, per TMZ insiders:

Angelina gets full physical custody of the six children.

Brad has been granted visitation rights, but only with strings attached.

The first visit will be with a therapist present, with the therapist in possession of the power to either allow Brad future, unmonitored visits ... or insist on being present whenever he's around the kids.

Pitt will be subject to random drug/alcohol testing.

As has been stated throughout the Internet, Jolie thinks Pitt has problem with alcohol and marijuana. According to law enforcement sources, the actor's initial test was negative for drugs and alcohol.

Brad and Angelina will each submit to individual counseling.

Moreover, Pitt, Jolie and the kids will undergo family counseling as a group.

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Jolie is reportedly thrilled with the arrangement, which makes sense.

Her priority from the get-go has been to essentially take the kids away from Pitt. She sought full physical custody in her divorce papers.

She's also been adamant (per third party sources and reports) that Pitt needs help with substance abuse.

It's worth noting, however, that this agreement will only last for three weeks.

There's still a lot more to go in the long run for these two.

At that juncture, three weeks from now, DCFS could impose new ground rules or conceivably turn the matter over to the courts.

Until then, all will remain quiet and calm between the couple.

But not on the Internet, of course. Expect plenty of chatter surrounding Bragelina to continue today, tomorrow, next week, next month, next year...

Farrah Abraham: Finally Done with Simon Saran?!

Another day, another sad story about Farrah Abraham.

Sure, sometimes the stories are less sad as in "tragic" and more sad as in "awww, I fear for the future of the human race," but still, Farrah inspires a frowny face at nearly every turn.

This time, the Back Door Superstar is kind of actually breaking our hearts a little bit in a new clip from Teen Mom OG.

Farrah Abraham Cries Over Simon Saran

Farrah, bless her simple, scary little heart, is having some doubts about her relationship with Simon Saran -- imagine that!

In the video, Farrah calls Simon "unstable," and if that's not the perfect example of the pot calling the kettle black, then who even knows what is.

"I don't want him around in my life," she says as she starts to tear up, "and I think he's a negative person, and I cannot stand it."

That was what she said when her father asked her if she was finally, at long last, done with Simon. She sounds pretty certain of herself here, and she seems to imply that yes, she's done with Simon.

And thank goodness.

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Simon is really just awful. Like, yes, Farrah is the worst, but there's no reason to throw his own grossness on top of hers.

He's smug, selfish, and rude, much like Farrah.

Remember last week when he went on that bizarre rant about Farrah's fellow Teen Moms?

He made fun of Tyler for crying about Catelynn's mental health problems, saying Tyler's tears were "the fakest tears you'll ever see on TV."

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He also made remarks about Maci's last pregnancy -- "no more babies comeing from the girl who didn't know she was pregnant, but was slamming beers all day long" -- and about Amber and her boyfriend, Matt Baier, and their business of flipping houses.

And that's not even touching on the sketchiest thing about Simon: the fact that his ex-girlfriend once filed a restraining order against him.

Court documents surfaced last year that revealed some pretty intense accusations against Simon. His ex claimed that he was verbally abusive towards her, and that he stole money from her and even threatened to kill a friend of hers.

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So yes, it would be absolutely wonderful if Farrah decided to cut Simon out of her life, but we have to remember that Farrah's revelation here happened all the way back on Mother's Day, which was several months ago.

Since then, Farrah has definitely spent time with Simon, and while she said as recently as last month that she's not dating him, we all know how fast their relationship status can change.

Farrah needs to be done with this guy, and seriously done with him, not just "he's a negative person but I'm going to keep him around because I have emotional problems" done with him.

It really shouldn't be this difficult of a decision.

Chris Hemsworth Just Needs to Stretch, Nothing to See Here

On Thirsty Thursday, Chris Hemsworth prepared to board a plane in Australia. Before he got on, though, something miraculous happened: he took a few minutes to . . . stretch. We're used to having feelings for the actor. After all, he's sexy as hell, and he's a great dad and a loving husband. It's just nice to see a different, um, side of him. You know?

Nick Saban Says That The Iron Bowl Isn’t The Biggest Rivalry Game At Alabama

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Nick Saban is the best coach in college football. There are no if’s, and’s, or but’s about it–the guy just wins (85.8% of the time).

So when Saban said on his Thursday night radio show that the Iron Bowl, the second biggest rivalry in college football, isn’t the biggest rivalry game that Alabama plays each year, I couldn’t help but smile uncontrollably. Sure, I don’t like him and I don’t like their confidence, but you have to respect the evil genius that is Nick Saban.

“I don’t think there’s any question about it,” Saban said Thursday evening. “I think you get, very quickly, a feel for what your own players on your own team, even that were here before you came here, what’s important to them. And it was very obvious to me that the Tennessee game was always the biggest game, was always the biggest game for us. That’s no disrespect to Auburn or the great Iron Bowl rivalry, but to our players and a lot of our fans, the Tennessee game — because of the tradition of the game. It didn’t take long to figure that out [source].”

Obviously the best part is when he took it a step further and said that Tennessee (!) was their biggest rival. The Alabama vs Tennessee games have been extremely well-attended and hyped up, but that’s old news. The hate that the two teams have for each other doesn’t even come close to the quality of games between #RollTide and #WarDamnEagle.

Obviously I’m sitting up here New York City making this observation, but c’mon Saban. You know exactly what you’re doing… And I love it.

Obligatory greatest footbal highlight in the past decade:

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Alec Baldwin stepping in as <em>SNL</em>’s Trump is the worst idea ever

Meet your new Saturday Night Live Donald Trump: Alec Baldwin. Baldwin will debut his Trump impression on Oct. 1's season premiere, going head-to-head with Kate McKinnon’s flawless Hillary Clinton. And while Baldwin’s appearance is sure to help drum up excitement from viewers, it’s also a horrible idea.

SNL Trump vs. Clinton promo

SNL Trump vs. Clinton promo

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Baldwin will be the third Donald Trump the show has had in the past year, following in the footsteps of Darrell Hammond and former cast member Taran Killam. On the surface, Baldwin’s casting doesn’t seem like a bad idea. Baldwin has proven himself to be a funny addition to SNL in the past, and he was apparently recommended for the role by comedy goddess Tina Fey. SNL showrunner Lorne Michaels told The Hollywood Reporter that he thought Baldwin was the perfect fit. “I just thought he’d be brilliant doing it and I thought he and Kate [McKinnon] would be a match,” Michaels said.

Michaels and Fey seem pretty confident in Baldwin’s impression abilities. Personally, based on what we’ve seen from him, I think Baldwin is really good at playing, well, more bombastic versions of Alec Baldwin. The thing about Alec Baldwin is, no matter how much makeup you put on him, he’s always Alec Baldwin. Last year on SNL, we got to see Alec Baldwin playing Alec Baldwin as Jim Webb following the first presidential debate. This year, we’ll see Alec Baldwin playing Alec Baldwin as Donald Trump (which is particularly awkward given Baldwin’s history of public outbursts that, looking back, have an air of Trump in them— remember that time he called his 11-year-old daughter "a rude, thoughtless little pig"?

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Baldwin’s casting as Trump is particularly sad given the fact that Saturday Night Live had a great Trump on their team already. For the past six years, Taran Killam has been one of SNL’s best impressionists, second only to McKinnon. His Trump wasn’t perfect, but it could have been if he’d only been given more of a chance to perform it on air. And yet, Michaels decided not to pick up Killam’s contract this year, despite the fact that Killam is one of Saturday Night Live’s more popular cast members. In his interview with THR, Michaels explained Killam’s unceremonious firing as born out of a necessity for change. Killam was fired from the show this summer alongside Jay Pharoah — coincidentally, the show’s best Obama — in a move that shocked viewers. “They’ve both been here six years. And if you don’t keep making changes you don’t change. You know?” Michaels told THR. No, Michaels, I do not know.

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I firmly believe that letting go of Killam and Pharoah before this election season is over was a mistake. And hiring Baldwin to play Trump is another one. If Michaels thinks that hiring Baldwin to play Trump is the kind of change Saturday Night Live needs, I think that both he and the viewers are going to be sorely disappointed come Saturday night.

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds Welcome Second Child!

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are pretty much the cutest couple around. 

It was revealed in April that the couple were expecting their second child together. 

We can now reveal that they have welcomed their second child into the world. 

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively: So Cute!

The only detail that was revealed about the whole thing was that Lively gave birth in New York.

The couple have already have a daughter together. 

She was born in December 2014 and is called James. 

The couple opted to keep quiet about the name of their first child until she was one-year-old, so we could be in for a similar wait this time round. 

You can see what Blake sees in Ryan. He is one of the funniest celebrities around. 

Look at some of his funniest tweets below:

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Some celebrities like to keep a lid on certain aspects of their lives. 

There's no denying that Blake and Ryan are one of the cutes couples around. 

Lively and Reynolds met each other on the set of Green Lantern in 2010.

Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively at White House

It was not the best movie to show off just how great each of them are at acting. 

It was met with negative critical response and struggled to break even at the box office. 

The couple probably regard appearing in the movie as a misstep for their careers, but they can take solace in the fact they met each other on set. 

Talk about silver linings and all that jazz. 

Blake and Ryan

Lively is a close friend to Taylor Swift and was even part of her July 4 celebrations.

Remember that awkward picture of the couples?

Yeah, Blake and Ryan were part of that. 

That said, Ryan's facial expression kind of proved Taylor and Tom were not long for this word. 

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Both Lively and Reynolds have been vocal about wanting to have a big family in the past. 

“I’m one of five kids. My husband is one of four, so we’re officially breeders,” Lively joked on the Today show in June.

“You can go on our website and we will give you some of our children.”

That sure sounds like an offer not a lot of people would refuse. 

Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds Photo

We'll keep you updated on news as it becomes available about the new addition to their family. 

What do you think about all of this?

Hit the comments below!

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Kate Middleton Wardrobe Malfunction: Duchess Dressed Inappropriately For Kids’ Party?

There are many adjectives that come to mind when one thinks of Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge:

Classy, elegant ... um, British. Yeah, that works.

But one word that's not commonly associated with Kate Middleton is "inappropriate."

Kate Middleton Natural History Museum Pic

Sure there's been a Kate Middleton wardrobe malfunction or two over the years, but they've mostly been the result of poor planning and strong gusts of wind.

There's a third cause, too, of course, which is an over-eager tabloid press reporting Kate wardrobe malfunctions every time she exposes a knee.

The latest alleged royal slip-up occurred yesterday as the Windsor clan stopped by a children's birthday party during their current royal tour of Canada.

Kate's attire has certain media outlets breathlessly reporting that the Duchess dressed inappropriately for a family-friendly affair...

Which resulted in this scandalous photo:

Kate Middleton Wardrobe Malfunction Image

Yes, this is legitimately being passed off as a wardrobe malfunction.

Is this what flies as partial nudity in the UK?

If so, the Brits should do themselves a favor and check out the Super Bowl XXXVIII halftime show some time.

Now that's a wardrobe malfunction!

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For other examples, check out just about any time Paris Hilton got out of a car between 2001 and 2009.

Those were wardrobe malfunctions!

That photo of Kate is something else entirely.

It doesn't even have a name, because it's not really a thing.

If it did have a name it would be a "maybe you shouldn't crouch like that while you're wearing a skirt and there are cameras around because the tabloid press will make a big deal out of almost seeing your royal knickers again," but it doesn't ya dig?

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If wardrobe malfunctions were rated on a scale of "nun" to "looks like Tara Reid did some day drinking before working the red carpet," this one could easily get a job at your nearest parochial school.

Have we spent far too much time dissecting a maybe, kinda, almost sorta-but-not-really wardrobe malfunction?

Yeah, probably.

But hey, you read to this point in the article, so obviously we're not the only ones wasting our lives!

View Slideshow: Kate Middleton Suffers Upskirt, Remains Calm

At least that's what we tell ourselves when we're trying to sleep at night...

It usually doesn't work.

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Girlfriend Accepts Proposal, Goes Truly Crazy Over New Puppy

We've learned a lot about proposing to one's girlfriend this week.

First, do not do it at a baseball game.

Why? Because you might drop the ring, freak out and eventually find it.

But it might still be covered in peanuts and beer.

Second, do not give your girlfriend a puppy immediately after proposing.

Why? Because she may be more excited about the puppy than about the prospect of marrying you!

In the following video, Christopher LoNigro gathered his girlfriend'sfamily at her dad’s home in Port Jefferson Station, New York.

When Alishia entered the room, she was stunned to see all her loved ones around.

She was then even more stunned when Christopher proposed.

But then she was EVEN MORE stunned whenChristopher took a puppy out of a box and handed it to her.

See, Christopher andAlishiahave known each other nearly their entire lives.

And Christopher's family had a Collie when he was young andAlishiamade it clear that she always wanted to have one herself.

The only problem? She seems more psyched in the footage below about the puppy than the proposal!

"I was so overwhelmed and shocked before I even saw the puppy," Alishia says. "I was shaking just from the surprise proposal in front of all my loved ones. But when I saw that little fluffball my heart nearly exploded."

We can tell!

HA!

See for yourself:

Girlfriend accepts proposal goes truly crazy over new puppy

Britney Spears and Ariana Grande started a huge, verbally violent Twitter war

Pop star fans are animals.

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Fans of Ariana Grande and Britney Spears have gotten into a vicious online argument after Spears threw some (pretty much imaginary) shade at Grande, and neither side seems willing to back down.

The squabble started with Grande, who basically rocks at impersonating other celebs, doing an impression of Spears singing her hit "Baby One More Time" on Saturday Night Live, like, months ago. Apparently, Spears wasn't even paying attention because she didn't even seem to know about it.

Until, that is, she appeared for a radio interview with London's Kiss FM and the DJ played the clip of Grande impersonating her. She actually loved it.

"That's funny," she said. "That's really funny."

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She even complimented Grande's "smooth" voice, even though she said she prefers her own voice and she's heard better impressions in her day. Not even shady, right?

Wrong, if you ask Grande's fans. They took to Twitter in a totally insane rage over Spears' apparently insulting comments, and they were out for blood.

Britney vs Ariana 1

Britney vs Ariana 1

Of course, Spears' fans were quick to clap back.

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Britney vs Ariana 2

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Britney vs Ariana 3

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Britney vs Ariana 4

Well that (needlessly) escalated quickly. Team Britney is pretty vicious.

Am I the only one who feels like this fight started over basically nothing? Come on, fam. Let's all just get along and enjoy the music we enjoy without all the salt.

More: If she could do it all over again, Britney Spears wouldn't want the fame

Are you Team Britney or Team Ariana?

Before you go, check out our slideshow below.

Britney Spears slideshow'Image: Buena Vista Pictures

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Mmm… Check Out These Bunnies (The Chive)
Sara Jean Underwood Post-Feminism (WWTDD)

Rob Kartrashian Just Had To Tell Everybody That His Sister Was His Childhood Crush (Dlisted)
Kim Kardashian’s Ass Attack (The Superficial)

Lexi Vixi Looks Like She Can Polish A Knob (TMZ)
Taylor Swift Is A Farmer? (Lainey Gossip)

Mila Kunis Is Going To Explode! (Moe Jackson)
Elsa Pataky Gets Busty, And Leggy (Popoholic)

Wonder Woman Is Bisexual (IDLYITW)
Rihanna Scintillating in Sizzling Motion (Egotastic)

Bella Thorne Really Wants It In Her Mouth

Bella Thorne

I used to think Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat tongue action was just her go-to favorite pose. Sort of like how that stupid duck face was a big thing for hot chicks a few years back. But now I’m convinced she’s actually trying to tell us something important, and it’s just too dirty for her to type out. So Bella, if I’m right, just keep pretending not to know I exist. …I hear you loud and clear!

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Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds Welcome Their Second Child!

Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are parents again! The couple welcomed their second child on Friday, E! News confirms. "They are so excited," an insider said. Page Six was the first to report the exciting news, adding that Blake's friend, Taylor Swift, was already on her way to the Manhattan hospital to visit the newborn. The two have yet to announce their child's name or sex. Congrats to the happy couple!

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