New Selena Gomez bootylicious and boobtastic bikini bikini pictures, woohoo!!! (Click here)
Olivia Munn’s tight/perfect booty has a bikini wedgie… WOW! (Click here)
Jessica Jones star Krysten Ritter busts out her bootylicious booty… dayuuuuuuuumn! (Click here)
Bella Thorne flashes her nipple piercings in a see-through shirt! (Click here site NSFW)
Blake Lively’s massive braless boob popping out of her dress! (Click here)
Paris Jackson posted a topless photo… sweet baby Jesus! (Click here)
Jessica Biel’s braless sideboob? Yes please! (Click here)
Sophie Turner busty and bootylicious in tight jeans! (Click here)
Halsey likes to perform in a see-through top!? (Click here site NSFW)
Arianny Celeste’s new bikini pictures = drool-fest! (Click here)
Gwen Stefani still looks ridiculously hot and sexy (Click here)
Ireland Baldwin poking through her tanktop like bananas! (Click here)
Emily Ratajkowski takeing a soapy and very sexy bath (Click here)
Sara Jean Underwood puts on a bootylicious bikini show (Click here)
Johnny Depp’s daughter Lily-Rose Depp is already posing topless… sweet baby Jesus! (Click here)
Here’s a Selena Gomez looking absolutely adorable at the WE Day California event yesterday afternoon, and busting out some sexy chest action and her drop dead sexy booty curves… wowzers! Does she look like a bombshell, or what!? And Justin Bieber is nowhere in sight anymore, which makes her look even more attractive. But forget about that ultra loser and enjoy the bodacious photos!
Photo Credit: WENN
Here’s a photo that Johnny Depp’s daughter, Lily-Rose Depp, just posted on her Instagram featuring her sexy little self totally braless and busting out her cute little bosom, and busting out her sexy little booty in a short silk skirt like a boss… dayuuuuuuuumn! This sexy little minx sure loves showing off her lovely lady lumps, eh? Almost as much as we love drooling over her and said lady lumps. Speaking of… enjoy!
Here’s super cutie and star of the upcoming Marvel TV show Cloak & Dagger, Olivia Holt, looking absolutely adorable at the WE Day California event yesterday afternoon, and flashing some of her sexy little tummy and busting out her cute little bootylicious booty like it’s nobody’s business… hoochie mama! Sure, said booty might be on the small side, but it’s plump and curvy, and definitely drool-inducing in those tight pants. Enjoy!
Photo Credit: WENN
Here’s a photo that model/actress/Miss Universe 2012 Olivia Culpo just posted on her Instagram featuring her stunning little self looking absolutely flawless while at a fitting and wearing nothing but a bra and an insanely tight and revealing pair of white leggings that are doing one hell of a drool-inducing job of showing off all… and I mean all of her sexy legs, and thighs, and curves, and… a whole lot more! Sweet Christmas! Not leaving much to the imagination, eh? Then again I can imagine a whole lot when it comes to this babe. Enjoy!
Avengers Infinity War is only one week away (wooooohoooooo!), so for today’s edition of Flashback Friday we’re going to focus on one of the stars of the movie, Elizabeth Olsen, and her infamous ginormous braless cleavage and bosom show… excelsior! Thanos doesn’t stand a chance against the Avengers and the Scarlet Witch if she unleashes her magical super boobs, eh? Enjoy the drool-inducing photos and have a good weekend my peeps!
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–Porn star works hard
–Who the titty is this?
–Meet this hottie
–Jenna Dewan does yoga
–Emily Ratajkowski is a hot piece
–Kara Del Toro and her big boobs
–OMG! Would you?
–Porn star vs. Porn star
Jessica Andrea is a model, singer, and social media sensation born in Los Angeles, CA. She’s known for posting funny videos and pics, and footage of her recording music. She has a massive following online with over 520,000 subscribers on her YouTube channel, 820K followers on Instagram, and another 125K on Twitter.
If you follow her, you know she’s a serious Disney fan, loves pups, and has been married to rapper Logic since 2015. Unfortunately, the two announced they were splitting up in March 2018, bringing an end to their three-year marriage. Her fans are pretty torn up that they won’t be seeing any more vids of the young couple on YouTube, or poses like this:
ok if logic and jessica andrea are truly separating then everything is cancelled.
— ☆ andriana ☆ (@allhailandri) March 13, 2018
If these rumors about Logic and Jessica Andrea splitting up are true, I no longer believe in love
— jord. (@schuellerjordan) March 17, 2018
She still has a music career of her own though. Her pop-friendly vocals, that Logic has thoroughly supported, boasts popular singles such as “Medicine,” “Fake It,” and “Gossip Girl.”
Is a vacation or even a day trip calling out your name? If the answer is an affirmative yes, will you heed the call?
Far too many individuals don’t take the time to get away from it all. As a result, their physical and mental well-being can suffer over time.
When you need a break from everything going on in your life, where will your travels take you?
Options Galore are Waiting for You
When you’re trying to come up with the right place to get away to, leave a lot of possibilities on the table.
In doing this, you will have enough choices to look at. As you come to your final destination choice, know you did your research and put some thought into it.
So, what about Disneyland vacation packages?
Does the thought of visiting one of the most iconic theme parks in the world grab your attention? If it does, you join millions of other people with that same idea.
If you decide to make Disneyland your vacation spot, pick a time of the year that is most conducive to you. When you have a family, make sure everyone can get the date or dates on their schedules.
In visiting this great site, go on rides, visit iconic characters, and enjoy food and more.
If a theme park sounds fun but you want to get away to the water, you would not be alone.
Millions of travelers pick their favorite beach or beaches and head for them each year.
If that sounds like you, be sure to pick a time of the year when the weather tends to cooperate.
Also look at when the crowds may not be quite as heavy.
As an example, going to the beach on Memorial Day weekend, Fourth of July or Labor Day weekend means crowds.
If you can find a weekend or two that is not as crowded, chances are you will enjoy the experience a little more. You might even consider waiting until after Labor Day when the crowds tend to die down some.
Plan for the Weather
Last, what about heading off to the mountains for a getaway?
For many people, getting in touch with Mother Nature can prove to be one of the most relaxing things going.
In the event you want the mountains, be sure you go at a time of the year when you do not have too many concerns about weather.
As an example, going deep into the mountains in the winter can be a recipe for disaster. Not only can it be cold and snowing, you could have a breakdown in your vehicle. Given cell phone reception can be sporadic in such locations, you could end up trapped.
Also make sure to know the typical wildlife in the mountainous areas you may venture to. You do not want a surprise visit from a bear or mountain lion to ruin a trip.
No matter where your travels will take you to get away from it all, have the best time possible.
Is Eva Mendes expecting her third child with Ryan Gosling? (OK! Magazine)
Amber Rose posts sexy bikini pic after breast reduction surgery. (OK! Magazine)
Britney Spears has still got it! (Star Magazine)
Taylor Swift’s Reputation Tour still isn’t sold out so Ticketmaster dropped their fees. (Naughty Gossip)
- Paris Hilton wants kids [Celebitchy]
- Elsa Hosk‘s slutty photo shoot (Site NSFW) [DrunkenStepfather]
- Tristan Thompson not living in his own home [Celebitchy]
- Meghan Markle being revealed to the world [GoFugYourself]
- Kid’s first time seeing boobs [Linkiest]
- Kimberley Garner knows how to dress [MoeJackson]
- Brooke Burke pokies (Site NSFW) [TDM]
- Meet Mia from Arizona [BustedCoverage]
- Swimsuit model Camille Kostek is bouncy [GCeleb]
- Rihanna is a Mexican wrestler (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip]
- Tiffany Haddish named one of Time‘s 100 Most Influential People [Dlisted]
- Jasmyn Wilkins sizzles in SI video (Site NSFW) [YesBitch!]
- Stormy Daniels is cashing in everywhere [IDLYITW]
- Hot Instagram girls sentenced for smuggling drugs [Starcasm]
- Fascinating photos collected from history [CavemanCircus]
- Bill Cosby admits Quaaludes use [Newser]
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We are just one week away from the 2018 NFL Draft and a few months away from the start of the league’s regular season, but on Thursday, April 19 the National Football League gave us a look ahead at what we can expect when the new year kicks off with the release of the NFL schedule. Earlier this month, the NFL released its preseason schedule which kicks off with the Hall of Fame Game between the Chicago Bears and Baltimore Ravens. Thursday night, the schedule for the regular season was dropped live on ESPN and the NFL Network.
This year, the primetime kickoffs will begin earlier than in the past.
Monday Night Football will move up 15 minutes to 8:15 p.m. ET, Sunday Night Football will begin ten minutes earlier at 8:20 p.m. ET, and Thursday Night Football will move back five minutes to 8:25 p.m. ET. The league will also kick off the new year with its traditional Monday Night Football doubleheader.
Four games will be played internationally, with three in London and one in Mexico City.
Teams making the international trips include the Jacksonville Jaguars, Kansas City Chiefs, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Oakland Raiders, Philadelphia Eagles, Seattle Seahawks, and Tennessee Titans.
- Seattle Seahawks vs. Oakland Raiders, Tottenham Stadium, Oct. 14 at 1:00 p.m. ET (FOX)
- Tennessee Titans vs. Los Angeles Chargers, Wembley Stadium, Oct. 21 at 9:30 a.m. ET (CBS)
- Philadelphia Eagles vs. Jacksonville Jaguars, Wembley Stadium, Oct. 28 at 9:30 a.m. ET (NFL Network)
- Kansas City Chiefs vs. Los Angeles Rams, Estadio Azteca, Nov. 19 at 8:15 p.m. ET (ESPN)
When and where will your favorite team be taking the field throughout the upcoming season?
The full schedule for the 2018-19 NFL regular season can be seen below:
Where does your team land?
— NFL (@NFL) April 19, 2018
Post will be updated with the 2018-19 NFL regular season schedule when it is officially released.
Dr. Neri Oxman, the MIT professor who may or may not be getting it on with Brad Pitt, was papped at her job again. Her style is very “Angelina Jolie playing a goth scientist on a spaceship in a sci-fi movie.” I’m waiting for the tabloids to say that Neri was carrying a book that she planned to show Brad right after they bone on the terrifying alien larvae chair she designed. I hope that book is mostly pictures or Dr. Neri’s post-bone buzz is going to be killed while defining the big words for Brad – Lainey Gossip
Congratulations to Cherry Blossom from Riverdale, she’s reached that level of fame where the paps actually show up when she calls – Drunken Stepfather
If there was going to be an Elton John biopic, I was hoping for Tom Hardy to play him, and I was also hoping that it would be a gay porn parody. But I guess the dude from Kingsmen will do – Towleroad
Hmmm, I wonder if Prostitution Whore-ah is also going to let Bravo’s cameras film her filing for divorce two weeks later? – Reality Tea
CBS has renewed Survivor for its 4,985,985,984th season – SOW
CupcakKe is an artist, poet, classical musician, epitome of elegance, AND an Juilliard graduate-worthy actress too. There’s really nothing she can’t do – OMG Blog
I read and loved all three books in the Crazy Rich Asians series (because it has everything I need in a book: glamour, diamonds, hot dudes, and words I understand), so I have high hopes for the movie. But no to that song choice and the teaser trailer looking like a show for The CW – HuffPo
When all of us see a big pile of old TVs, we see a junkyard. But when the Coachella wrecks see a big pile of old TVs, they see an Instagram pic opportunity – Hollywood Tuna
Kiki Dunst is still pregnant – Popoholic
The dark-sided Kartrashian empire of fame whores has crumbled…a bit – Just Jared
Alaskan Bush People’s youngest star, Rain Brown, is just 16 years old – but in recent photos it looks like she has grown up overnight! Billy and Ami Brown’s daughter loves communicating with her fans on social media. The teenager – who has been vocal about sharing her battle with depression amid her mom Ami’s cancer diagnosis – repeatedly shares the hashtag #staystrong with her fans on all of her posts. RadarOnline.com has uncovered one picture the Discovery star recently shared where it appears Rain is not only inspiring others to be confident – but looks completely comfortable in her own skin herself! Click through the gallery to see Rain’s shocking new makeover.
Warner Brothers’ project to rival Marvel’s cinematic universe has produced exactly one watchable film: Wonder Woman. This means, of course, that a sequel is in the works alongside like 30 movies that are just bound to be terrible. Lynda Carter is actually the second actress to play Wonder Woman, following Cathy Lee Crosby’s portrayal of the character in a 1974 made-for-TV movie, but because that movie was even worse than Man of Steel, it’s been largely forgotten and Lynda Carter is the actress most people think of as Wonder Woman.
In an interview with Megyn Kelly on Today, Carter mentioned that she’s in talks with Patty Jenkins to appear in Wonder Woman 2.
Megyn Kelly starts her segment by shitting all over Joanna Cameron, who played Isis on The Shazam/Isis Power Hour, by saying Wonder Woman was the only female superhero when she was a kid in the 70’s. Seriously, Isis is on TV right now, she’s one of the characters on the CW’s Legends of Tomorrow, which is far, far better than any DC Comics movie produced in the past 20 years or so.
Later on, however, Carter told Kelly that she had talked with Patty Jenkins about a part in Wonder Woman 2, and it was up to Warner Brothers and whether or not they want to pay for it at this point. She suggested people could send letters to Warner if they want to see it happen, though. Don’t get carried away, Lynda, it’d be cool if you had a Stan Lee-style cameo in the film, but I don’t think anyone actually cares enough to write a letter about it.
Lynda Carter made a few guest appearances with another DC superheroine last year when she played American President Olivia Marsdin on CW’s Supergirl. In an interesting twist on an old formula, she’s secretly a shape-shifting alien, but instead of being a villain with a sinister motive, Carter’s Marsdin is shown to be one of the good guys and is trying to end anti-alien xenophobia on Earth Thirty-Eight. Yeah, comic book stuff is confusing.
With or without Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman 2 is scheduled to storm into theaters on November 19th, 2019, with Gal Gadot reprising her role as Wonder Woman, this time during the 1980s, against Kristen Wiig’s villainous Cheetah.
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After Prince made heaven a sexier place in 2016, the Midwest Medical Examiner’s office declared that he died of an accidental fentanyl overdose. Fentanyl is also what took Michael Jackson and Tom Petty. An investigation into Prince’s death was opened, and today Carver County attorney Mark Metz announced that the investigation is now closed. And unlike in the case of Michael Jackson, nobody will be charged and no one will go to prison.
According to CNN, Mark Metz said in a press conference that Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness had no idea he was taking fentanyl. Prince did have an opiate addiction, and some Vicodin pills he bought turned out to be counterfeit. They were laced with fentanyl. I guess the Carver County prosecutors don’t have a Detective La Toya Jackson on staff, because they failed to get to the bottom of EVERYTHING. They weren’t able to find out who Prince bought dirty Vicodin pills from, and there’s no evidence that proves people around him knew he was really taking fentanyl. Why do I have a feeling that during their investigation, prosecutors got a voicemail on their tip line from a mystery woman with an Irish accent who said, “Check out that shifty dick sucker Arse-inio Hall.”
Prince had crazy amounts of opiates in his system at the time of his death, and investigators believe he also took one or more of those fentanyl-laced Vicodin pills. None of the medications found in Prince’s house were prescribed to him, and that’s got his cousin Charles “Chazz” Smith pissed. Chazz is mad at those in Prince’s life who knows where he got those kiss of death Vicodin pills from. Chazz gave this statement to CNN:
“I know the DEA and the investigators and all of the law enforcement people went through Prince’s house with a fine-tooth comb and conducted this investigation to the best of their abilities. My hats off to them.
I’m not outraged at them. I’m outraged by people in Prince’s inner circle not speaking up about what really happened. Those people who were around him when he died, they know what went on.”
Dr. Michael Schulenberg, a doctor who saw Prince twice in the weeks up to his death, agreed to pay $30,000 to settle a case where he was accused of violating the Controlled Substances Act. Dr. Michael allegedly put a Percocet prescription in the name of Prince’s drummer, Kirk Johnson, knowing that The Purple One was going to take that shit. Dr. Michael denies the accusations.
After today’s press conference, the County Carver Sheriff’s office released all records in the investigation into Prince’s death, including a picture of his dead body (don’t make me link that…).
So now that the investigation into Prince’s death is over, authorities can focus their attention on another Prince-related travesty. They can investigate as to whether or not Justin Timberlake committed a crime against humanity by putting Prince’s image on wet laundry drying in the breeze. The punishment is: LIFE IN PRISON, and what’s really bad for JT is that I don’t think that any prison salon offers Brazilian blowouts.
And let’s end this sad post on a note that’ll heat your loins up so much you’ll have to dip ’em in a bowl of burn cream afterward. Prince’s estate released a video of the original studio recording of Nothing Compares 2 U, and they added some video of him swishing, swaying, twirling, and getting the floor pregnant in his cha-cha heels.
After two years, prosecutors and police in Minnesota have wrapped up their investigation into Prince’s death, declaring that the late pop star unknowingly took fentanyl he thought was Vicodin and that no criminal charges will be brought in relation to his accidental overdose.
Carver County Attorney Mark Metz said at a press conference announcing his findings that neither Prince nor anyone close to him knew that Prince was taking fentanyl and not Vicodin. They were also unable to determine where he got the counterfeit pills, and so without a suspect or a motive, there’s no criminal charges to bring.
I thought it was weird that people were selling fentanyl as Vicodin, so I did a little digging into why. I had assumed that because fentanyl was so much stronger than opiods, it would be more expensive, but that turns out to not be the case. Fentanyl is much cheaper to produce than opiods, and because it’s so much stronger, you can use much less of it. So the reason it’s been cut into heroin and sold as Vicodin on the black market is that it turns out drug dealers are somewhat unethical. Who would have thought, right?
Today also saw Minnesota doctor Michael Todd Schulenberg agree to pay a $30,000 fine for improperly prescribing oxycodone to Prince under the name of friend the singer’s friend Kirk Johnson. According to Time, Schulenberg’s attorney gave a statement maintaining his innocence.
“After he learned of Prince’s addiction, he immediately worked to refer Prince to a treatment facility and to transfer care to a chemical dependency specialist,” Conners said.
She said Schulenberg decided to settle to avoid the expense, delay, and unknown outcome of litigation, and that “he made no admission of facts nor liability and denies any such liability.”
I want to end this story as I do every story about the ongoing opioid crisis by mentioning that no one in the history of the world has died from a cannabis overdose. Prince suffered from chronic pain and the treatment of that pain, under the care of doctors, led to him becoming addicted to opioids which in turn lead to his death by overdose. In a sane world where marijuana is legal, Prince could have safely used it to treat his chronic pain. But while a doctor can prescribe any number of opiates for pain in Minnesota, they can’t prescribe or even recommend pot. If you’re looking for someone to blame for Prince’s death, blame the people who started and continue to wage America’s insane war on drugs.
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I’m going to be honest, if you played a Beyonce song and a Justin Bieber song for me, I probably wouldn’t be able to tell which is which. You can include Taylor Swift and Lorde on that list, too, it just all runs together to me. I suppose I’d figure out that the most feminine-sounding one of the four is Bieber, but I really have no way of knowing without being told.
Bieber himself seems to have embraced this by sending out a picture of his head on Beyonce’s body on Instagram. It is… well, it is certainly a look.
I’m pretty sure this sot of gender-swapping is frowned upon by Bieber’s weird, Australian religion. But as long as they’re cool with it, Bieber could experiment on photoshopping his head on to other people who are less terrible than he is, like Charles Whitman or Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Or he could just stick to people who are more talented musically than him, in which case I’d like to recommend William Hung. Remember that guy?
Yeah, there is no song Justin Bieber has ever done that sounds better to me than that William Hung cover of “She Bangs.” Can we just get Marilyn Manson to kick this kid’s ass back to Canada already? Even Beverly Hills doesn’t want him, and they took in the Clampetts.
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Just last summer, Ryan Edwards and Mackenzie Standifer got married in one of the most depressng ceremonies ever captured on video.
It seemed like the couple was starting at rock bottom, but remarkably, it's been all downhill ever since.
In the past month, Ryan has been arrested; he's been accused of making violent threats, and he's been caught cheating on Mackenzie.
Through it all, he and Standifer have kept up appearances, but it now looks as though they're on the verge of self-destruction.
1. The Troubled Couple
2. A Terrifying Ride
3. The Downward Spiral
4. A Growing Family
5. A Major Rough Patch
6. One Loyal Wife
Radar told you first!
“After nearly 12 years, my sisters and I have decided to close the doors of our DASH stores,” Kardashian wrote on her app.
“We opened our first store as a family in 2006 and since then we have made so many lifelong memories. From opening locations in Los Angeles, Miami and New York, to having our Dash Dolls spin-off show, it’s been such a huge part of our lives.”
The KUWTK star explained that their hectic schedules couldn’t fit in the stores.
“We know in our hearts that it’s time to move on,” she stated.
She was kind about the closing, ending her note with: “We love our DASH Dolls and are so grateful for the amazing memories—and we have to give a special thanks to the DASH employees and all of the incredible fans and customers who have supported us throughout the years! We couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you to everyone!”
However, Radar exclusively reported the sisters were throwing in the towel on DASH after their Los Angeles store was “bleeding money.”
In an email from a top DASH exec, the famous sisters informed their loyal longtime vendors that they simply cannot commit to keeping the boutique up and running.
“The girls, Kim, Khloe & Kourtney have decided to close DASH as it is time to renew our leases but we cannot commit to another 5 years. With that being said, operations will end May 31st,” the exec stated in the email sent on April 16, 2018. “You can contact me anytime up to that date with any concerns, question, or inquiries.”
The trio attempted to bring more business to the store by running a reality show on E! called DASH DOLLS which followed store employees.
“The TV show flopped so the whole store is now done,” an insider dished to Radar exclusively.
DASH has faced a series of setbacks since opening its first location in 2006.
Late last year a DASH worker was held at gunpoint. No injuries were reported and the suspect fled the scene before cops arrived.
Police were called to the family’s store on June 6, 2016 after an arsonist threw a burning rag through the window of the store, and in March 2017, the DASH storefront was vandalized with red spray paint.
Did you ever buy anything at a DASH store? Tell Radar in the comments below!
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Paris Hilton has had her fair share of boyfriends, which makes her the perfect candidate to dole out advice to cheating NBA star Tristan Thompson regarding his rocky relationship with Khloé Kardashian. Those of you who avoid the hard-hitting news that matters might have missed the drama surrounding Khloé and Tristan – but all you really need to know is that days before she went into labor with their child, he was boinking a stripper in New York City. That’ll do it.
Naturally the paparazzi came running to Hilton when they needed an expert’s opinion on relationships – because again, she’s had so, so, so, so many (we even have the documentation!) – and caught up with her long enough for us to hear what she thinks should be Thompson’s next move:
Treat her like a queen because she deserves it.
She continues about Khloé:
I think all she’s focusing on is her beautiful baby daughter. I’m sending her the best because I love her… She’s a strong woman, and she’ll get through this.
And then gushes about her boy toy Chris Zylka:
[This] would never happen to me, my man is amazing.
But not as amazing as you, Paris. Keep on randomly walking around Los Angeles while delivering sage advice to camera crews forever.
Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA / Instagram
Danielle Bregoli getting her own reality TV show should make you feel like a failure. You’ve followed all of the rules your entire life and look how that’s paid off. You’re not an outlier like Danielle, who happens to be so interesting that she deserves her own show. Who doesn’t want an insider’s look at what a 15-year-old girl does behind closed doors. That’s not weird at all. Her 15 minutes have been extended thanks to America’s infatuation with someone who would have easily been a teen mom on welfare by now if her “intervention” wasn’t televised. Her life path was headed down the road of single mother with mixed kid after skipping her Planned Parenthood abortion appointment but becoming a rapper has allowed her to kick that can down the road.
Bregoli has signed a deal with InventTV to create a docuseries about her music career, which has taken off considerably since she rocketed to stardom after appearing on the “Dr. Phil Show” last year. The rapper and InventTV are producing a pilot, which will focus on both her personal and professional life and “several networks are interested” in the project.
I’m not sure how interesting her show would be. She peaked after finally “cashing another girl outside” named Whoa Vicky who has the same schtick as her but failed to schedule a career boosting appointment with Dr. Phil. The entire incident looks like a deleted scene from the Hustle & Flow movie. How bout dah? If you’re being filmed fighting for free, what other content is there to show viewers?
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Ahh, the biggest smoking pot day is on the hazy horizon. If you haven’t hit up your local friendly drug dealer, I’d suggest getting on that very soon. Nothing is worse than 4/20 rolling around you, and your buddies have waited until the last minute to scrape some cash together and deal with the whole, “I’ll be there in 20 minutes, and it turns into two hours before your stoned dealer comes strolling in like he hasn’t been dicking around for the past hour and a half” situation. Damn, sorry to reminisce but writing that brought me back to the early days of high school, take me back, please. That is the strand of weed I’m looking for the “time traveling bud”, come on botanist where you at with that?
Well, since we won’t be time traveling back to better days and if you like to melt into your couch and watch movies/TV shows when baked, I got the list of the best to watch, for you.
5. Pineapple Express
Get high and watch a movie where people get high the entire time, that is what Pineapple Express does for you. You can’t go wrong with a Seth Rogan and James Franco movie when stoned. They are two of the most relatable stoners in the movie world. No high times movie watching list can be complete without watching these two stumble their way through this film.
4. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
This movie will probably confuse you at times and make you wonder why you’re watching it, but that is what makes it special. It’s one of those it’s so bad, its good type of movies. The only way to ever watch Johnny Depp and Benicio Del Toro sink their way deep into the world of drugs is to, well, be on drugs too. This movie will take you on a wildly winding path that will probably make you wanna drop some psychedelics by the end, so be careful, or I suggest not to and let the movie take you away.
3. Dazed and Confused
The title says it all here. This is an all-time classic high movie. I’ll even to go as far as to say if you haven’t smoked weed and watched this movie you are living a sad life. You have a great cast in Jason London, Milla Jovovich, Adam Goldberg, Ben Affleck and Matthew McConaughey. It’s not often any of those will steer you in the wrong direction. So, go get dazed and confused while watching Dazed and Confused.
2. The Fundamentals of Caring
This is probably the most underrated and least popular movie on the list, but let me tell you its fucking hilarious. Paul Rudd is absolutely brilliant in his role of being a caregiver to a witty, sardonic 18-year-old who suffers from muscular dystrophy. Its currently on Netflix and everyone I have suggested this movie too have come back with RAVE reviews. The movie is great even if you’re not high, but who would not want to be baked while watching?
Of all the movies mentioned this one is a bit more on the serious side, but sometimes those are the best types of movies when stoned. Johnny Depp plays, in my opinion, his best role as drug dealer George Jung. The movie is based on real events which always fascinate me more. Depp’s character will have you debating whether you would risk it all for the lifestyle he lives. This is my favorite movie of all-time and I’m utterly biased in putting it number one, but it’s my list and if you don’t like it let me have it in the comments section.
Now, go enjoy your 4/20, smoke a shit ton of pot and watch all these movies. I promise you will have no regrets by the end of the day.
Kanye West got back on Twitter and the world is good again. The guy wants to release a philosophy book. Are his musings trite? Decide for yourself.
Besides tweeting out trinkets of Yeezy words of wisdom, he just announced a new record with Kid Cudi. That’ll come out June 8th. West and Cudi are calling themselves Kids See Ghost.
me and Cudi album June 8th
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 19, 2018
it's called Kids See Ghost. That's the name of our group
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 19, 2018
Another untitled album will come out June 1st. It’ll feature 7 songs. Hopefully those will be 10 minute long songs because seven songs is way too short. All that time on the mountaintop and he only comes up with seven. SMH.
my album is 7 songs
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 19, 2018
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 19, 2018
It looks like he’s guesting on a couple more albums. He’ll guest on an untitled song by Teyana Taylor and one by Pusha T.
Teyana Taylor June 22nd
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 19, 2018
Pusha T May 25th
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 19, 2018
I leave you with one tidbit of Kanye’s philosophy. Let it guide you through your life today.
truth is my goal. Controversy is my gym. I'll do a hundred reps of controversy for a 6 pack of truth
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 19, 2018
In the midst of game 2 action last night in the first round of the NBA Playoffs, news broke that Erin Popovich, wife of the legendary Spurs coach Gregg Popovich, had passed away after a bout with an unknown illness. As a result, it has been announced today that, understandably, he will not be coaching tonight’s game 3 matchup at home against the Warriors. It is unclear if he will return beyond that in any ensuing games.
The news rocked the NBA world, where, despite his curmudgeonly media persona and reputation, Pop is beloved and respected by just about everyone. This includes Lebron James, who has, according to reports, become close with the 22 year Spurs coach after two hard-fought finals between the two in 2013 and 2014. James found out about Erin’s death just after his Cavs defeated the Pacers in game 2 of their series 100-97 when TNT reporter Allie LaForce broke the news to him after a couple standard questions about the game and his performance. James was visibly shaken and at a loss for words, finally mustering an emotional “I know that’s devastating news … holy s—. It’s just a lot. The NBA family, we stick together. I know we compete every night, but something like this happens, and it just puts everything in perspective. … I know the man above never makes a mistake, even when sometimes you have to ask why, but that’s just terrible news, and my best of luck to Pop and everyone in San Antonio and the whole Spurs family.” Once finished, he thanked LaForce and headed back to the Cavaliers locker-room. He appeared somber and spacy as he walked.
Some have taken issue with LaForce’s decision to break the news to Lebron so soon after the game when perhaps he was not emotionally ready to deal with the news. Twitter users attacked both LaForce and TNT, accusing them of sensationalism and heartlessness.
Jordan Zirm, an ESPN Cleveland sports reporter under the username @clevezirm tweeted “Allie La Force is a really good sideline reporter. feels like someone (a producer) pushed her to drop that question about Pop’s wife on LeBron. it feels gross because TNT wanted to make a neat little viral clip of it.” A user named Ryan G tweeted: “Atrocious reporting from TNT’s sideline reporter, blindsiding Lebron with the news of the death of Greg[sic] Popovich’s wife seconds after the game ended. Lebron handled it exceptionally, but that blindside searching for a reaction was disgusting.”
Upon finding out about the guff LaForce was taking on social media, Lebron took to Twitter a few hours after the interview to defend her by way of video on the Uninterrupted account, a notable action, considering that he largely avoids social media during playoff time. “I was made aware by some friends…” he said, “that a question was asked to me post game and a lot of people thought I was blindsided. That is absolutely false.”
He went on to explain that LaForce had given Lebron a heads-up that the question was coming shortly before the interview began. “Once I started talking about it, once we were on the air, actually my emotions just kind of just kind of took over, my emotions about the late Erin Popovich.” He concluded with “please get off Allie LaForce’s back. She followed the proper protocol and she warned me. So get off her back man, she’s very professional and she does a great job…”
Lebron will take the floor again on Friday night in Indianapolis for game 3, while the Spurs play tonight at home without coach Pop against the Warriors.
Dog “The Bounty Hunter” Chapman’s daughter, Lyssa, is getting married to a woman six years after divorcing her allegedly abusive husband. RadarOnline.com previously revealed exclusively the two are set to wed after having dated a year. Click through the gallery to see PDA photos of the newly engaged couple!
It has been widely reported that Brad Pitt is dating Neri Oxman, an architect and MIT professor.
However, the two halves of this unlikely pairing live on opposite coasts.
A source is revealing how they keep their budding romance going.
Us Weekly reports on how Brad and Neri keep their relationship afloat while living separately and trying (but failing) to keep things a secret.
"They continue to talk on the phone several times a day and are very infatuated with each other."
Several times a day ... would mean that they can only go a few hours at a time without hearing each other's voices.
That's incredibly sweet. Especially since their relationship hasn't been smooth sailing.
"Their busy schedules are going to be a huge challenge."
Obviously, neither of them can just uproot their lives.
"Because Neri isn’t going to give up her life in Cambridge or her job at MIT for anyone."
Of course not. Other people might be starstruck, but that's one of the most prestigious positions that a person could hold.
"Even Brad Pitt."
At the moment, sources report that they don't know where their relationship is headed.
"They are going to have fun and see where it goes."
And there's a good reason for which they've tried to maintain this air of secrecy.
"Neri is extremely uncomfortable with all of the media attention."
Yeah, this is really pushing her into the spotlight.
"And feels that her personal life has now come under a microscope."
Sadly, that's how it works.
"Brad feels badly about this of course, but he is powerless to stop it."
It really sounds like Brad is in love with Neri.
"Brad’s absolutely smitten by her."
Some have said that he's found his "Amal Clooney," which ... does sort of sound like it's reducing women by types. In this case "smart."
"Their chemistry is off the charts."
Which apparently led them to begin a relationship without delay.
"They got romantically involved almost right away."
Brad sat in on her lecture, and he was apparently entranced by her line of 3-D printed chaise lounges. No, you did not misread that.
For Neri's sake, he's committed to trying to keep things on the down low.
"He’s been going to great lengths to make sure he’s not spotted by prying eyes."
Despite the veil of secrecy and their very separate lives, they've reportedly made time for each other.
"Brad and Neri have traveled together internationally on several occasions."
Including a trip to South Africa, where Neri was a guest speaker -- because, remember, she's a professor.
That said, there are some nay-sayers who claim that these two aren't dating. A source told Us Weekly:
This source claimed that "this is solely a professional relationship [and] there’s nothing more to it as of now."
That statement has been referred to as a cover-up.
"They are very much a couple."
It's possible that a friend of Brad's (or Neri's) was simply being loyal and refusing to confirm Brad's relationship.
We don't really know.
But we think that it's at least safe to say that those rumors of Jennifer Aniston being pregnant with Brad's baby are not panning out.
There’s very little in this world that gets my unqualified seal of approval: A nice medium rare steak, a cold pint on a hot day, and Kate Upton in lingerie would be the three things that get automatic passes from me no matter what. Kate Upton in lingerie is like a medium rare steak or a cold pint on a hot day: Just what the doctor ordered, provided that your doctor was okay with you drinking booze, eating red meat, and looking at an amazing woman in her underwear.
If you don’t have that doctor, I would recommend calling BCBS and seeing if you could get a new PCP before it’s too late. Frankly, you want a doctor who’s going to acknowledge that sometimes, it’s okay to treat yourself to nice things like Kate Upton in lingerie. Sure it may spike your blood pressure and bring you to the precipice of a major coronary event, but isn’t that worth it in the end? You need a doctor who agrees with that statement.
So as you head into the weekend, bust out the grill, fire up the keg, and keep these lingerie pics of Kate Upton handy. You can thank me later for the unsolicited medical advice!
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Tiffany Haddish is, by far, the patron saint of the Glow Up. After teaching us the art of fruit-flavored fellatio in last year’s blockbuster hit Girl’s Trip and a critically acclaimed hosting gig on Saturday Night Live (wearing her trademark white Alexander McQueen dress) she is the definition of ‘Living My Best Life’. It hasn’t always been easy, but it’s been worth it. And now after all her years of struggle she’s snagged a spot on Time’s 100 Most Influential People’s list, along with Cardi B, Nicole Kidman, Christian Siriano, Lena Waithe, JLo, Prince Harry, Meghan Markle, Rihanna, and Janet Mock.
Tiffany also was recently interviewed by W Magazine to discuss how she rose through the ranks to be among Hollywood’s elite after facing a multitude of challenges. She spoke of her childhood, which was marred by poverty, an absentee father and a car collision that left her mother severely brain damaged. The accident changed Tiffany’s life completely.
Haddish and her four younger half-siblings were in and out of foster care and were eventually raised by their grandmother, who asked Haddish to leave once she turned 18 and was no longer eligible for foster care payments. Later on, Haddish had a terrible marriage but, even after she and her husband split up, Haddish couldn’t quite shake him off and wound up marrying him again. After they finally divorced for good, she was briefly homeless and lived out of her car, parking it in Beverly Hills “because,” she said, “I’ll be homeless with class.”
When she was 15, amidst scratching and surviving at home like the Evans family from Good Times, a social worker nudged her to participate in the Laugh Factory Comedy Camp, where she met comic legend Richard Pryor. He gave her a piece of advice that we all should live by; “You need to have fun.”
That philosophy seems to be working out for, and whether she’s hosting SNL in the McQueen dress, or presenting during the Oscars in the McQueen dress, or…wait. Hole up. Tiff. You got money now. What’s up with you wearing the same shit all the time??
“Here’s the story of that dress: I hired a stylist for Girls Trip, and she said, ‘Girl, if you’re trying to make it to the next level in your career, you’re going to have to spend a little money.’ I said, ‘I’m down to look my best. Whatever it takes.’ ” The stylist brought several options, and the only one that fit her body was the McQueen. It was perfect. “I should’ve known—wasn’t no price tag on that dress. So I wear it for Girls Trip, and then they give me the receipt. When I saw the receipt, I cried. The dress was $4,122! So I’m wearing it multiple fucking times. I don’t care what nobody say—that’s a down payment on a car, that’s a medical bill. So, even though everyone says I shouldn’t wear the dress in public again, I’m wearing it.”
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I love me some Tiffany Haddish. But $4,122 for that simple-ass white dress?! This is why you always look at the price tag no matter what. And it’s not like Tiffany could return the dress and say that she never wore it. That wouldn’t fly, because there was picture proof….unless she told the Alexander McQueen people that although the dress looked a lot like theirs, the one she wore was actually a $19.99 knock-off she bought on eBay. Yeah, I would’ve tried that.
Earlier today, Michelle Williams (the Destiny’s Child one) hopped announced on Instagram that on March 21st, her boyfriend Chad Johnson (not the Ochocinco one) popped the question. How kind of Michelle Williams to wait until after Beyoncé’s big day before announcing her engagement. I know everyone makes Poor Michelle jokes, but it’s obvious that Michelle wasn’t being ignored all those years; she’s just a selfless soul who doesn’t attempt to upstage others.
Michelle shared a gallery of engagement pictures on Instagram, and wrote:
“On March 21, 2018, the love of my life @chadjohnson77 proposed and I said ‘Yesssssssss…..I will, I will, I will!!!'”
Chad, who is a pastor, proposed on vacation with a ring he’d been saving up eleven years for. Please note: Chad and Michelle have only been dating for about a year. Chad says he started saving after turning 30 and feeling “so lonely.” So he put $150 a month into a ring account to be used for his future fiancée.
Michelle doesn’t say when the wedding will be, or if any of Destiny’s Children will be her bridesmaids. But you know Beyoncé will be invited, which will no doubt make things awkward for God up in heaven that day. “My faithful servant Chad, blessings be to you on your – OMG is that Beyoncé in the front row?! Jesus, get over here and look!”
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I am ninety percent sure Emilia Schule is a witch that is trying to curse me through this computer screen. Given the kind of content that I produce I am neither surprised nor offended. I understand completely, but that does not mean that I am happy about it.
Between that hand gestures and her piercing stare, this is really the only logical explanation. I am telling you, when I look into her eyes the urge to stick my head in the microwave and turn it on is even more overpowering than it normally is.
A public service announcement to all future fathers out there: Do not name your daughter Emilia unless you want her to be hot and make the dreams of many men come true. Apparently naming a girl Emilia drastically increases the chances of her being attractive. And that is why I am planning on naming any child that I produce Herpes. I know it isn’t a surefire way to keep the boys away, especially if they ever discover a cure, but I feel it is a solid first layer of defense. It will have to filter out some of the guys who do not think she is worth the risk.
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Guys, the end of the world is coming. Nicolas Cage is going to retire from acting in “three or four years.”
Cage told the media that he would like to focus more on directing moving forward. According to IMDB, he only has one directing credit to his name. He directed the 2002 film Sonny, starring James Franco. You probably didn’t see it.
He’s currently in Puerto Rico filming Primal, which was delayed due to the devastating hurricane last year. Cage has been in our lives since he showed up in Fast Times at Ridgemont High back in 1982. Nowadays, everyone loves to pick on Nic, but let’s not forget that he blessed us with classic performances in Face/Off, Con Air and hundreds of other movies that aren’t as awesome as those two films.
Last year Cage was reportedly broke due to his lavish spending. Either that turned out to be false or he made bank on recent films like Looking Glass and Mandy.
He was also turned into an internet neme.
Let’s cherish these next three to four years, folks. There will never be another Nicolas Cage.
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Amy Schumer Reveals Hilarious, Awesome, Important, And Unmissable Text Exchange With Jennifer Lawrence
Do you ever wonder what a friendship is like between two self-obsessed bitches? Well you’re in luck, because even though she’s practically anemic, little skinny minny size six Amy Schumer was somehow able to work up the energy to pick up her phone and screen cap a text exchange with Jennifer Lawrence, which she shared to her Instagram Story. Apparently Ellen asked her what her last text was with J Law. Oh crazy Ellen. Always stirring the pot. So kooky and relatable. Getting celebs to really “go there.” When exactly is she going to die.
In the text, J Law channels every sorostitute who’s ever existed by canceling plans as soon as she suggests them and texting random stupid things that only the sender could possibly in a million years care about. But the thing is, sorostitutes are nineteen, and people are allowed to be unreliable narcissistic monsters when they’re nineteen. Jennifer Lawrence is twenty-seven-years-old. But I guess when your parents pimp you out to child rapist at fourteen – ALLEGEDLY, according to me – you need to make up for a lost childhood. Schumer, on the other hand, is fifty-nine, and the fact that she thinks her response “good talk” is pithy enough to warrant a spot on her Insta Story makes me think that she might not be the hilarious and groundbreaking comedian I thought she was. Never put your faith in your heroes.
I would say that Schumer is piggybacking off Lawrence’s fame with this stunt, but honestly, the world seems to see their unlikeability as neck and neck right now. It’s anybody’s game for who can be the stupider cow. Anyway haha c ya later jk what r u doing 2 nite nvm im busy call me lol wtf rotfl.
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There’s a new Charlie’s Angels movie that no one wanted and Kristen Stewart is up to be one of the Angels. That’s not the real news here, though.
The real news is that Stewart has been talking to Drew Barrymore for guidance on doing the film. And if you believe RadarOnline, they’ve been doing more than just talking.
“Everyone has noticed the chemistry between them,” the source revealed. “(Both) are more than a little flirtatious with each other.”
The report goes on to say that Barrymore has joined the film as a mentor and that “Kristen never mentions her girlfriend Stella [Maxwell] when Drew is around.”
Stewart and Maxwell have been dating for over a year now. They were spotted making out over the weekend at Coachella. Barrymore ended her four year marriage to Will Kopelman in 2016. She’s been dating David Hutchinson for almost a year. Barrymore admitted in 2007 that she does consider herself bisexual, but has never had a serious girlfriend.
There is a 15 year age difference between Barrymore and Stewart.
Given that production on this Charlie’s Angels film has yet to start and Stewart hasn’t even officially signed on, I don’t know who is witnessing the chemistry between them.
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There are few things more powerful on this earth than three black women of a certain age, standing in a circle. This is called an Auntie Triptych and it has the power to create life, destroy life and hand you a banging plate to go. One does not fuck with an AT, and you don’t summon their powers unless you have a damn good reason. Say for instance, Taylor Swift does a cover of Earth, Wind & Fire’s September, the sacred song of the Aunties. That would be a good reason.
If anybody had any doubts about Taylor’s breathy rendition of the classic and its impact on the culture, this Auntie Triptych offer their official ruling.
These Black Women listening to Taylor Swift’s cover of “September” by Earth, Wind, and Fire is SENDING ME pic.twitter.com/TIFm2137OT
— The Vixen of Gay T W I T T E R (@_TheRealKareem_) April 18, 2018
As you can see, Taylor’s September caused the assembled AT to assume the forms of Pressed, Perplexed and Amused. Pressed, the Auntie in the red vest, probably has Taylor out looking for a switch right now. Perplexed, the one on the left, looks like she just smelled a fart and can’t believe a fart could really be that nasty. Did somebody actually shit themselves in here? Amused will probably wake up cackling for years to come remembering that time that little blond girl tried to come for September.
Official Auntie Triptych Ruling: Quit messin’.
Evelyn Washington just wanted to enjoy a nice bath and a plate of Cheetos. Nothing wrong with that, right? Not if it’s done in your own home. But if you break into someone else’s home, use their bath, and eat their Cheetos, then it becomes a problem.
In fact, it gets you arrested.
Washington broke into a Louisiana residence and did exactly that. She was in the bath and eating Cheetos when the homeowner discovered her. She was arrested for burglary and criminal damage.
When asked why she did it, Washington said, “an unknown male told me to do it.” Wonder if she would have done it if he told her to jump off a bridge. Washington’s home is less than a mile from the home she broke into.
The officer said the tub was full of water and a plate of food, including the Cheetos, were on the toilet next to the tub.
Washington is locked up in lieu of $8,000 bond. Cheetos would have cost a dollar at the grocery store.
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FACT: Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian will multiple women.
FACT: Tristan Thompson did not play any meaningful minutes for the Cleveland Cavaliers in their first two playoff games since news of this scandal broke.
RUMOR: Fact number-two is a direct result of fact number-one.
You've likely read this rumor all over the Internet, haven't you?
Multiple celebrity gossip websites out there are trying to allege that Cleveland Head Coach Tyronn Lue has determined that either:
1. Thompson has become so much of a distraction, due to his off-the-court behavior, that he would negatively effect the team on the court.
2. Thompson does not deserve to see any playing time as punishment for stepping out on at least two occasions on his baby mama.
But are either of these statements true?
Would LeBron James actually risk a shot at his fourth NBA title because a teammate slept with a few Instagram models?
The truth is that Thompson only averaged 20.2 minutes per game this season, about seven-and-a-half minutes fewer per game than his career average.
He lost his spot in the starting lineup before the opening game even tipped off, as Coach Lue decided to start Kevin Love at center in order to optimize the offensive spacing on the court.
Thompson never seemed to recover from the slight.
He averaged a career-low 5.8 points per game in 2017-2018 and essentially tied for a career low by only averaging 6.6 rebounds per game.
Moreover, Cleveland made-over its roster almost entirely at the February trade deadline, acquiring four new players, including Larry Nance Jr.
Nance is a younger and more athletic version of Thompson, playing basically the same position, but doing so with more energy and with a higher shot-blocking rate.
In other words:
Thompson saw his minutes decline throughout the season, and then saw them take a precipitous drop once Nance Jr. joined the team.
The power forward only played 15 combined minutes in the third-to-last and second-to-last games of the season, prior to racking up nearly 30 minutes in the final regular season contest...
... only to end the game with plus/minus of -24. Against the awful New York Knicks, no less!
Thompson is simply an anachronistic basketball player.
Yes, he signed a five-year, $82 million contract as recently as 2015, but the league since then has emphasized three-point shooting and spacing on offense.
Thompson plays for a team that employs arguably the best driver and best passer in basketball.
Someone who cannot shoot from outside three feet simply clogs the lane for James, who is at his most unstoppable when his squad spreads the floor and gives him many options to whom he can pass.
The game has mostly passed Thompson by.
This may explain why he didn't care about partying all night in early April with some random side piece, allegedly taking her back to his hotel room very early in the morning to have unprotected sex.
If he's not gonna see any action between the lines that week, why not stay awake for awhile and see some action between the sheets, right?
With the Cavs playing the Pacers, who start Myles Turner at center, we doubt we'll see much of Thompson at all this series.
Turner shot over 35% from three-point range this season and would drag Thompson away from the basket, mitigating Tristan's one supposed skill: rebounding.
And if Thompson isn't camped out under the basket boxing out opposing players, there's really no point in having him on the court.
In closing, Tristan Thompson may be riding two to five side pieces these days, but that's not why he's riding the pine for Cleveland.
He simply isn't very good at modern NBA basketball
Whether you watched the first season of Netflix’s GLOW or just caught the good scenes on Mr. Skin, odds are you’re excited for season two to premiere this summer. I mean, this show has got it all: It’s a tribute to 80s campy excess, ladies wrestling, and featured Alison Brie’s nude debut. Honestly, what more can you possibly expect from a Netflix series?
The ladies of GLOW have clearly been watching Flashdance on repeat because they’ve got the moves and they’ve set them to Michael Sambello’s classic “Maniac.” And then, just like in the show, Marc Maron shows up and puts an end to all the fun. Just kidding, Maron’s arguably the best thing about the show, which is the ultimate review from a privileged white male point of view.
This new teaser for the second season also announces the release date as June 29, so I’d suggest clearing your calendar that weekend, or potentially just waiting until the long 4th of July weekend to catch up with the ladies of GLOW. Plus, Mr. Skin will put all the nude scenes online on the 29th, so you can still see all the best parts! The Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling return to Netflix on June 29!
Kanye West announced that he and Kid Cudi will be releasing an album called Kids See Ghost on June 8, 2018. Kanye, who has been more active on Twitter in recent days, announced that he and Kid Cudi will be releasing an album under the group name “Kids See Ghost”. It’s not clear if the album will be a self-titled album also be named “Kids See Ghost”.
In addition to music from himself and Cudi, Kanye announced that he’d be releasing a new, 7-track long solo album on June 1. The title of that album has not yet been revealed. The new albums are Kanye’s first since his apparent mental breakdown a couple of years ago.
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